JadeRose
4 years ago
Does your shpo protect you?





I got nuthin else. Not even sure where to start with this post. Wow. Just....wow.
JadeRose
4 years ago

I could go for a Cuban sammich right about now too.
Making Cuban sammiches is on my “to do” list this week.


Source: Columbia Restaurant - Ybor City

Some prefer a “smashed Cuban,” which is pressed heavily for a long time.

Important notes: No mayo. No lettuce or tomato. No turkey. Good bread is essential, and La Segunda Central Bakery in Ybor City has supplied the Columbia for much of its history.

Ingredients

9" piece of Cuban bread
4 ounces smoked ham, thinly sliced
1 ½ ounces pork loin, thinly sliced
1 ounce Genoa salami (peppercorn studded preferred), thinly sliced
1 ounce Swiss cheese, thinly sliced
2 pickle chips
1 tablespoon yellow mustard
Soft butter

Preparation

Cut Cuban bread in half lengthwise. Layer sliced meats and cheese in the following order: ham, pork, salami and then cheese. Place pickle chips evenly on top.
Spread mustard on top half of bread. Lightly butter both top and bottom of sandwich. Heat sandwich in press until crisp. Cut diagonally from corner to corner. Serves 1.

Glazed Ham:
1 each Fully cooked boneless pit ham (about 6 lbs.)
1/2 cup Granulated sugar
1/2 cup Light brown sugar

Score ham in a criss-cross fashion 1/2 inch deep and 1 inch apart. Place on a roasting pan. Mix together the granulated and brown sugars. Rub ½ cup of the sugar mixture all over ham. Roast in an oven for 20 minutes at 400 degrees. Remove pan from oven. Remove ham from pan and place on another (No need to change pans if fallen sugar is not burnt). Carefully rub ham with the rest of the sugar mixture. Roast in oven for 20 minutes or until sugar has caramelized. Cool before slicing

Roast Cuban Pork:
1each Fresh Pork shoulder (about 5 lbs.)
1 cup Sour Orange Juice (if not available, ½ cup lime juice and ½ cup orange juice)
8 each Large garlic cloves
2 tsp dried oregano leaves
1/4 tsp ground black pepper
1/2 tsp salt
4 each bay leaves

With a sharp knife, puncture pork in several places. Place in a shallow roasting pan. In a food processor, puree ¼ cup of sour orange juice, garlic cloves, oregano, black pepper and salt. Puree enough to form a paste. Rub paste all over pork, pushing mixture into punctured holes. Add bay leaves to the rest of the sour orange juice and pour over pork. Refrigerate and marinate for 3 to 6 hours. Roast at 350 degrees skin side up and uncovered until an internal temperature of 160 degrees ( allow 20 minutes per pound and baste occasionally). Cool before slicing.

HockeyDad wrote:




I do enjoy having my pork basted occasionally
Stogie1020
4 years ago
OK, that's it gents. Let's all go home.

We have officially been schooled.
tanc71
4 years ago
Why the Duck would I want ANYTHING with the word tattoo in it or on it? I want even date a female with much less talk to a female with tattoos. I emancipated my daughter for getting one. Sure hell no getting tattoo named cigars. Don't care who makes them or if one is offered free. The answer is HELL F#CKING NO. And I won't say no thank you.
ZRX1200
4 years ago
Tattooed girls are fun…..is your daughter hot?
drglnc
4 years ago

Why the Duck would I want ANYTHING with the word tattoo in it or on it? I want even date a female with much less talk to a female with tattoos. I emancipated my daughter for getting one. Sure hell no getting tattoo named cigars. Don't care who makes them or if one is offered free. The answer is HELL F#CKING NO. And I won't say no thank you.

tanc71 wrote:




Guess we know who isn't winning father of the year...

drglnc
4 years ago

Tattooed girls are fun…..is your daughter hot?

ZRX1200 wrote:




LOL, well... that escalated quickly. Bet she has daddy issues as well.
Cheno
4 years ago
Well this guy seems fun. Can't wait to see what else is posted!
HockeyDad
4 years ago

Tattooed girls are fun…..is your daughter hot?

ZRX1200 wrote:



Wink wink nudge nudge say no more
Sunoverbeach
4 years ago

LOL, well... that escalated quickly. Bet she has daddy issues as well.

drglnc wrote:


Dammit, too fast for me. Exactly where my brain went.

Seriously though, smoking a Tat doesn't automatically transfer ink to your skin. Just like the 5 Vegas Gold doesn't transfer gold into your bank account, the Gurkha Park Avenue doesn't relocate you to Manhattan, and the 5 Vegas Judge doesn't make you..... hmmm, I think I see your concern now.
MACS
4 years ago

Tattooed girls are fun…..is your daughter hot?

ZRX1200 wrote:



Was prolly a tramp stamp... may as well be a bullseye!
Stogie1020
4 years ago

Why the Duck would I want ANYTHING with the word tattoo in it or on it? I want even date a female with much less talk to a female with tattoos. I emancipated my daughter for getting one. Sure hell no getting tattoo named cigars. Don't care who makes them or if one is offered free. The answer is HELL F#CKING NO. And I won't say no thank you.

tanc71 wrote:



Someone left the CBid gate open again... I told you guys to close it or weirdos would start wandering in.

JadeRose
4 years ago

. I emancipated my daughter for getting one. Sure hell no getting tattoo named cigars.

tanc71 wrote:




Wow...you sound like a giant prick
tanc71
4 years ago
Oh look I fount some wittle snowflakes that can NOT stay on subject. Find me on Gab.com. group whiskey&cigars.
MACS
4 years ago

Oh look I fount some wittle snowflakes that can NOT stay on subject. Find me on Gab.com. group whiskey&cigars.

tanc71 wrote:



Why would we want to find you anywhere?

Get lost, first... then we'll think about trying to find you.

Not.
HockeyDad
4 years ago

Why would we want to find you anywhere?.

MACS wrote:



Maybe he will have a bunch of Cuban sammiches.
Mr. Jones
4 years ago
This tanc71 is a real trip....

Cest la' vie ... BWUHAHAHAHAHA 🤮🤮 puke tobacco

Ghurka park ave & market select... DOG ROCKETS

5 VEGAS IS the best one on your rotation...
Mr. Jones
4 years ago
This tanc71 is a real trip....

Cest la' vie ... BWUHAHAHAHAHA 🤮🤮 puke tobacco

Ghurka park ave & market select... DOG ROCKETS

5 VEGAS IS the best one on your rotation...
Sunoverbeach
4 years ago
mmmm......puke tobacco =p~
ZRX1200
4 years ago
One ex decided to get a tattoo to honor her deceased brother, got a jap conji symbol for brother as a tramp stamp….

Not ideal reading material.

Another ex has a tattoo of a tiger on the side of her whisker biscuit. That was interesting.

Dated another girl who had a cool owl on one of her very ample teets. Probably the funniest break up line I ever heard from her…..not appropriate for this place though.

Daddy issues are great PM me pics of her cans pls. I’ll send you a kooban cigar.
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