Mraia
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3 years ago

Tell them it's fuzzy your anal plug. They will never ask another question. Problem solved.

corey sellers wrote:




Corey if I go in there one more time to ship an anal plug theyre really going to get suspicious
Mraia
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3 years ago

Was your friend in another state or country? I believe the good folks here have the right idea when they advise to embellish the truth a bit. Years ago UPS or FedEx actually admitted that they had a theft problem with their employees. Certain products were marked as firearms, ammunition and whatever other codes were required. People who shipped a smaller item were advised to use a larger box so employees could not easily conceal it if they elected for a five finger discount. Try shipping herbal tea next time or agricultural samples. Let your imagination wander.

CamoRoon wrote:



Shipping to Maryland. I may just tell them its my Cologuard sample
frankj1
3 years ago
chit in a box


spray it wif febreeze and tape a square of tp to a seam for a touching, homemade feelin.
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