Top Ten "One Liner" questions:
1. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do you get Teflon to stick to a pan?
2. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
3.Why are there floatation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
4. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
5. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
6. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
7. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
8. Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
9. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
10. When an elevator is illegally overloaded with passengers, who is criminally responsible?
KC
