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#1 Posted: Sat, Feb 7 2009, 1:40 PM EST
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... my BIL was complaining about NOT having enough Cigars in his humidor (I already GAVE him an Avallo 1200 last year for Christmas) ...

... anyway ... last week I gave him the following:
5 Vegas Churchill - 5-Pack
5 Vegas Double Corona
5 Vegas Panatela - 5-Pack
5 Vegas Robusto - 5-Pack
Ancla y Cazador Seleccion Corona - 5-Pack
Ashcrofte Corona #4 - Bundle of 25
CI Cameroon Corona Seconds - 5-Pack
Cohiba Esplendido - 5-Pack
Cohiba Red Dot Pequenos - 6
Colorado by Don Lino Corona - 5
Connecticut Segundos Churchill (25)
Don Alberto Robusto - Bundle of 25
Don Alberto Superior Habana Churchill - 5-Pack
Don Alberto Superior Habana Churchill - 5-Pack
Don Asa Churchill 6-Pack Sampler
Don Juan Platinum Series Robusto
Don Tomas Cameroon Perfecto #1
Don Tomas Dominican Selection Box-Press Robusto - Sampler Box of 8
Don Tomas Presidente 6-Pack Sampler & Humidipak
Double-Edge Guillotine Cutter 2-Pack
El Gringo Humidor & 8 Premium Cigar Combo
El Mejor Gran Reserva #5 Robusto Natural - 5-Pack
Espinosa Connecticut Churchill - 3
Felipe Dominicana Corona
Felipe II Reserva N
Felipe II Reserva X - 5-Pack
Flor de Florez Cabinet Selection Robusto - 10-Pack
Flor de Florez Cabinet Selection Sir Winston
Flor Del Todo Maduro Corona - Gift Box of 5
Fonseca 8-9-8 - 5-Pack
Fonseca Vintage Collection 5 sticks
Free Cuba Robusto - 5-Pack
Genuine by Rolando Reyes Robusto - 5-Pack
H. Upmann Corona Imperial - 5-Pack
H. Upmann Demi Tasse
H. Upmann Extra Finos Gold Tubos
Hamilton's House Selection Robusto
Hoja De Nicaragua Corona
Indian Tabac Anniversary Limited Reserve Bear (25)
Indian Tabac Anniversary Limited Reserve Bison – (10)
Indian Tabac Mistakes Corona (25)
Island Collection Flavored Petit Sampler - 2 Packs of 4
La Corona Torpedo
La Estrella Cubana Dominican Rosado Diplomat
Lempira Churchill
Lone Wolf Signature Toro
MATASA Seconds Corona - Bundle of 20
Montecristo 'Mistakes' No. 1 Torpedo (20)
Montero Churchill Maduro
Montesino Diplomatico
Montesino Grand Corona- 5-Pack
Montesino Robusto
Perdomo 2 Torfecto
Perdomo Estate Seleccion Imperio
Perdomo Reserve X Rosado
Perdomo Reserve X Rosado
Poderoza by Felipe Gregorio Robusto
Poderoza by Felipe Gregorio Robusto - 10-Pack
Punch Rothschild
Roly #2 - Colorado Claro - Bundle of 25
SAC Lonsdale - 5-Pack
Santa Damiana Habana 2000 Torbusto
Sinatra Churchill Sumatra - 10-Pack
Sinatra Robusto Sumatra
Sportsman's Reserve by Nick Perdomo Torpedo Grande (20)
St. Charles by Torano Robusto
Tamboril Robusto - Connecticut Shade
The Cigar by Perdomo Robusto - 5-Pack
Thomas Hinds Honduran Selection Corona - 5-Pack
Thomas Hinds Honduran Selection Robusto - 10-Pack
Thomas Hinds Honduran Selection Supremo - 5-Pack
Troya #54 - 5-Pack
Troya #54 Maduro - 5-Pack
V Centennial 500 Series Presidente (20)
V Centennial Presidente
V Centennial Torpedo
V Centennial Torpedo Maduro
Victory Spirit Conqueror
Victory Spirit Victor
Victory Spirit Victor (25)
Villar y Villar Valentino
Vintage Victor Sinclair Box Sampler - Box of 8
Vintage Victor Sinclair Box Sampler - Box of 8


- these are all OLD STOCK dog rockets that I've kept onhand to pass out to moochers ... all are over 5yrs old ...

I felt bad about giving him all of those cigars that I feel are "dog rockets" ....

... he calls today ... he's having a "herf" ....

... all of his 'snotty' golf-buddies can't believe how "good" these cigars taste ...

... bunch of morons ...
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#2 Posted: Sat, Feb 7 2009, 1:51 PM EST
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^ ... and yes 'most' of the above was bought here when I used to have a bidding problem ....
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#3 Posted: Sat, Feb 7 2009, 2:05 PM EST
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Okay, looks like you are looking for attention. I'll help.


Wow! You are one hell of a guy! You are the best! A real humanitarian! **** Bro, that's off the hook!

Fo..... shizzle my ni ..nizl?
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#4 Posted: Sat, Feb 7 2009, 2:48 PM EST
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Wow, I don't think there's one cigar on that list I'd bother smoking.

All that valuable humidor space you were wasting on them.
marc palanzo Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Feb 7 2009, 3:16 PM EST
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The Perdomo 2's were great smokes.
Whistlebritches Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, Feb 7 2009, 3:24 PM EST
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Marc you took the words right out of my mouth.

Be they maddie or natural the P2 torfecto's were one of my faves.


Ron
marc palanzo Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, Feb 7 2009, 3:27 PM EST
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A couple of years ago they had P2 cameroons here all the time, I bought them like crazy. I liked the maduros, too. Wish I had some left!
Homebrew Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, Feb 7 2009, 3:30 PM EST
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For the most part I agree that those are dog rockets.
A few exceptions.
Don Tomas Cammie Perfecto#1 ????
I used to really enjoy those.

Perdomo Reserve X Rosado
Still have a fiver of those left, out of a few boxes worth. I still really like them for a morning smoke.



And yes the Perdomo@ were some great smokes, but the torfecto was my least favorite vitola in the line.

Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)
PecanPi1 Offline
#9 Posted: Sat, Feb 7 2009, 3:30 PM EST
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You gave your BIL 300 cigars?
What did he give you??
big chief Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, Feb 7 2009, 3:44 PM EST
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but dog rockets have their place
big chief Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, Feb 7 2009, 3:44 PM EST
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so do not feel guilt
neopuritan Offline
#12 Posted: Sat, Feb 7 2009, 3:47 PM EST
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Dude



Wow



dkeage Offline
#13 Posted: Sat, Feb 7 2009, 4:34 PM EST
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Wow........................?
ddandb Offline
#14 Posted: Sat, Feb 7 2009, 7:33 PM EST
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I can't believe you took the time to list all of those.
Alphabetically, none the less.
donutboy2000 Offline
#15 Posted: Sat, Feb 7 2009, 8:53 PM EST
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No Puros Indios?
jackconrad Offline
#16 Posted: Sat, Feb 7 2009, 8:55 PM EST
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Thomas Hinds, if he smokes those you'll have ta help the sister with the funeral expenses.
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#17 Posted: Sat, Feb 7 2009, 9:40 PM EST
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^... only posted it because I was (a) bored and (b) just astounded at his (and their) ignorance ...

... the Avallo was an 'extra' and I had 2 of them and then had bought a larger one for the 'excess'...

... and yes, in part, I just really don't care for his ungraciousness and am dumbfounded by his ignorance ...

... giving 'dog-rockets' to a BIL like that is like trying to decide whether or not to give your dog 2lbs of ground beef or 6oz of tenderloin steak ... the dog would always prefer "more" as they don't know the difference between the two ...

... and no, not looking for attention ... sorry you took it that way ... wasn't the intention of the post ...
panama red Offline
#18 Posted: Sun, Feb 8 2009, 1:31 PM EST
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ELITIST !!!
herfidore Offline
#19 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 5:35 AM EST
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I couldn't agree more with 8Track. RAOK should be random, and anonymous. It's like my 2 year old son, daddy, look at me, watch what I can do.
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#20 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 5:41 AM EST
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^ ... this was not a RAOK...

... you're apparently too ignorant to read what the intent was from the beginning ... he's a "moocher" of a BIL ... he's not a BOTL ... we don't "herf" together ... and he doesn't know the difference between a schitz stick or any other stick to smoke ...

... so many morons ... so little time to educate them ...

... now go run and get yourself a group hug and have all of your wannabe 'friends' try to cover your back while you cry foul ...
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#21 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 5:43 AM EST
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Re: #18

... nice to see that you found the humor of the post ... it's too bad that the others didn't ...
DrafterX Offline
#22 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 5:44 AM EST
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I've given a couple of my brothers hundreds of cigars I didn't want over the past few years.... they are always grateful.... they will learn in time.....
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#23 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 5:48 AM EST
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Re: #15

... he probably already got some of those last year ... he's been a "dumping ground" for turd-rockets for many years ...

... couple of years back on here ... we used to "bomb" at random with turd-sticks just for fun ... and if you received a shipment - the rule was that you had to smoke at least 2 of the crap-sticks out of the bunch and replace them with premium sticks ... then pass it along ... next guy/gal did the same ... and then, eventually, all crap sticks were gone and all the remaining were "elitist" sticks which got passed back in reverse order and everyone just kept 2 choice picks and passed the rest back down the line ...

... in the end ... one BOTL would get rid of 30 crap-sticks and get 2 (last choice) 'premium' smokes of whatever showed up ...

... guidelines only ... many added more, etc ... it was all done in fun and with laughs ...
herfidore Offline
#24 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 5:50 AM EST
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#20. Nah I think I'll stick around and wait for you to announce how much you put in the collection plate. Or when you feel big and drop a quarter into a blind mans cup. But since you only send dog rockets, you'd make change in the cup wouldn't you?

Those that can think knew exactly what the intent of you of this post was. Now go put your sunglasses on, the spotlight has to be bright.
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#25 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 5:55 AM EST
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^ ... ok, I'll put it in lamen's terms ...

... up yours, ok? You don't know the meaning of any post unless you ask the author and I already said what the intent was ...

... apparently your head is stuck so far up someone else's butt that you can't think logically ...

... and yes, I knew it was just a matter of minutes before you were going to start crying for attention and providing lip-service for anyone that will support your ideas ...

... like many others have said ... "dog rockets" have their place ... and so do BIL's and of course some certain wannabe BOTL's ...

- now go get in line for the circle jerk ... you'll feel better afterwards ...
herfidore Offline
#26 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 6:04 AM EST
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^ Wow that was just brilliant. "up yours" Really? lol

The thing is, you could have accomplished the same thing by simply saying "so I sent my a-hole BIL some dog rockets...". But no, you had to list them all. one by one. The inference was perfectly clear. And your response is transparent.
PecanPi1 Offline
#27 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 6:04 AM EST
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Whatz a "lamen"?
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#28 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 6:08 AM EST
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^ ... ok ... why don't you just "Cut & Paste" the above after you get done editing the content of everything ... feel free to add to the post, or redact any portion that makes you feel better about yourself ...

... and fyi ... just in case ... if you haven't figured it out ...

... your opinion is worthless here ... that's how much we care about you ... 'nuff said?

... enjoy getting all worked up over nothing ... take some midol though ... it may help you deal with your emotions ....

- return to the forum -
cbc812 Offline
#29 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 6:10 AM EST
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It's like Ramen, but worse.
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#30 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 6:15 AM EST
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Re: #27/29

... LOL - ok, you got me on the spelling of that one ... it was a quick and dirty post ...

... I "think" the term is "Layman" but I'd have to google it to be certain ... and I really just don't care enough about it ....
herfidore Offline
#31 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 6:19 AM EST
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Hey Jimbo, take a breath. You're just embarrassed right now. I see it all the time in my 2 year old when we catch him doing something naughty. Don't make it worse.

Oh and this is an internet forum. All opinions are worthless here.

You are staying in character though. I fully expect to be threatened with violence next.
DrafterX Offline
#32 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 6:19 AM EST
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hmmmm.... maybe someone should start a 'word of the day' or somethin so we'd all know how to spell better and stuff.....??
Ram27 Offline
#33 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 6:22 AM EST
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^ Someone tried this once, BOMBED !!!
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#34 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 6:25 AM EST
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... why did I not expect anything less than some drama-whore rebuttal from a POS+ BOTL like yourself ....

... and just for the record ... I'm bored ... you're the entertainment ... that's just how my world works and as long as there are people like you .... people like me can have some laughs and pass the time at your expense ...

(oh, yea, POS+ = "positive" ... ok?)
herfidore Offline
#35 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 6:28 AM EST
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Poor poor Jimmy. If you don't have enough to do today, perhaps you could make an alphabetical list of the dog rockets you intend to send out next.
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#36 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 6:30 AM EST
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^... naugh ... your moronic posts are helping pass the morning just fine ...
bloody spaniard Offline
#37 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 7:19 AM EST
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Lamen's a perfectly good shorthand version of lame men IMO- and apropos as well.

Herfi, seems like your thong is bunching its way up to your adenoids. Lighten up, shorty.


Back in 1971 (after HS football victories), when I first began to smoke (ok time for you to snore...LOL), I smoked nothing but drug store brands with an occasional B&M, $3 stogie thrown in for good measure.

Unbenownst to me, there was a WORLD of undiscovered stogies out there. We didn't have Al Gores internets then. I didn't know much about different grades of tobacco and their flavor profiles- didn't care either. I was happy with what I had.

There's nothing wrong with Jimmy's gift to his brother-in-law. A few of those those amokes are still enjoyable to me even though my tastes have become a little more demanding (I hesitate to use "sophisticated"). The BIL's reaction was appreciative & even though it bemused Jimmy- so what? He took the time & effort to put the bomb together & list it for our "amusement". You got better things to do with your time, Herfi? Well, don't read the thread. Go shove a baloney sammith in your pie hole to maintain your supposed 6'7" frame instead.

Nicely done, Jimmy.
rfenst Offline
#38 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 7:29 AM EST
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Thankfully, I haven't read any piling on her!
bloody spaniard Offline
#39 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 7:31 AM EST
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19. Author: herfidore Date: 02/09/2009 10:35 AM Reply
I couldn't agree more with 8Track. RAOK should be random, and anonymous. It's like my 2 year old son, daddy, look at me, watch what I can do.




Oh, and even though I agree wholeheartedly with you & 8 on RAOKs, Jimmy relayed a story of his "magnificent" gift to ENTERTAIN us, not to brag like so many others.
xddco Offline
#40 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 7:32 AM EST
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This post is about... and has turned into... a dog pile!
topper7788 Offline
#41 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 7:34 AM EST
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I don't know, but I have been entertained....

Thanks all!
bloody spaniard Offline
#42 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 7:35 AM EST
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Mebbe your post but not the thread. ( ;
bloody spaniard Offline
#43 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 7:36 AM EST
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42 for 40 not Cosmo Topper.
herfidore Offline
#44 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 7:38 AM EST
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Oh no, I'm doomed. Bloody and Jimmy ganging up on me. You two do make a very interesting couple though. A blowhard and a hard on.

"supposed 6'7 frame" You got me Bloody. I am actually 1 centimeter under 6'7". I feel so ashamed. I'm sorry for lying, can you ever forgive me? I hope the state of Minnesota doesn't come looking for me for lying on my drivers license. Do you think they'll care that I am now 271 and not 270 like I said? I could be in real trouble here gang. I wonder if they have Cbid posting privileges in the hooskow?

And wow, you have got to be one cynical bastid to assume someone is lying about their height, on a cigar board no less. Someone, somewhere did something very wrong to you didn't they Bloody?

My panties in a bunch? I'm not sure I'm the one that kind of went off the deep end in this post.
topper7788 Offline
#45 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 7:41 AM EST
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Like I said.... Entertaining thread!!!
herfidore Offline
#46 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 7:42 AM EST
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#39 A good post there Bloody. Seriously. I guess I just didn't see it that way. Jimmy does have a history of shining the spotlight on himself. That obviously played into how I took his post.
bloody spaniard Offline
#47 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 7:50 AM EST
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Herfi, you intrigue me.
I can't decide whether you're a veritable retard or just having fun.

I'm in a quandary, my thong wearing botl.
herfidore Offline
#48 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 7:55 AM EST
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Thanks Bloody, I'll take that as a compliment. I respect you as a BOTL, and poster. I would love to have the opportunity to herf with you one day. Like I daid before, I don't think you and I are that different. I can assure you, I am not a retard. I do however play one one TV. Most of my posts are meant to be humorous. I have a very sarcastic, and some would say sardonic wit. It probably doesn't translate very well and might come across as me being a total douche nozzle. Just not true, I am no more that 3/4 douche nozzle.
PecanPi1 Offline
#49 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 7:57 AM EST
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So Bloody's the cynical **** up in these parts, huh??
I always wunderd.
rfenst Offline
#50 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 7:58 AM EST
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Now all that we have here is a love fest in the making, you bunch of ****!
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