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ScottHar Offline
#51 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 8:00 AM EST
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I know it's hard to figure out "tone" on a cigar forum, but I know Jimmy a little. If he was going to "brag" about stuff he has sent to people, I can tell you firsthand that it wouldn't be for the above list!

LMAO -- and entertained!

ScottHar

P.S. Jimmy: frickin' alphabetical?! OCD-lightful!
PecanPi1 Offline
#52 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 8:01 AM EST
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It's that damned Bloody's fault.
He's always so reasonable.
He says something all fuzzy and nice, and an entire thread with a core of real vitriol has to be ash-canned.
THANKS A BUNCH, BLOODY!!!!
bloody spaniard Offline
#53 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 8:01 AM EST
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I would enjoy herfing with you and Jimmy as well.
It wouldn't be dull that's for sure!!
I love it when people speak from the heart- not worried whether they're being pc or not.

Some of the herf photos I've seen of late look like librarian get togethers. LOL!
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#54 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 8:01 AM EST
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^... I'm feeling queasy right now ... the mental image of "herfidouche" trying to spoon another mammal is just really disturbing ...
GOLD1818 Offline
#55 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 8:02 AM EST
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Herf,


Man, don't mess with Jimmy..... he mind find some dirt on you and post it for all to see.... He's such a blow hard...
bloody spaniard Offline
#56 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 8:05 AM EST
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Pecan, you dirty **** you. You too, Robert.
This is the nice/improved, Sinbad bloody, friend to all, foe to nuns.
rfenst Offline
#57 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 8:05 AM EST
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^ Everything was settling down nicely until you threw your $.02 in!
bloody spaniard Offline
#58 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 8:06 AM EST
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uh-oh

What was it snagglepuss used to say?
GOLD1818 Offline
#59 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 8:07 AM EST
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My life hasn't been the same since Jimmy exposed me....

My wife left me, I was arrested , I lost my job....













Not...........................


topper7788 Offline
#60 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 8:08 AM EST
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oh, brother.... from entertaining; this thread is starting to deteriorate awfully fast!!
rfenst Offline
#61 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 8:09 AM EST
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57 was for 55.

Wouldn't want Bloody to get his tutu all bunched up...
herfidore Offline
#62 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 8:10 AM EST
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Not to get too deep into the playing footsies and singing kumbaya but... Jimmy, I was apparently wrong in the original intent of your post. Scott's post gave me a different perspective. I apologize for my douchenozzledness.

I'm sure your still an ass hat, but not for this post. Herf on!
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#63 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 8:10 AM EST
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RFenst ...

... LOL ... now that's funny ... you actually thought that Goldilocks post would warrant a direct response? LOL ... he's just a burnt-out, 43yr old bus driver wanting to retire... LOL ... his opinion doesn't matter here ... LOL...

... wonder if his wife knows about him posting/replying to all of those personal ads online with his HOTMAIL e-mail account?

... I sure hope she doesn't read these posts ....
ScottHar Offline
#64 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 8:15 AM EST
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Alright, herfidore -- When's the herf? Email us the info, we'll bring deer sausage and tutus. As Bill Murray says in "Stripes": "When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow...? I want to party with you, cowboy!"*

ScottHar

*in a really hetero way
PecanPi1 Offline
#65 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 8:15 AM EST
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From out in the alley, just beyond the stage door...
"Oh, Bloody, we're waiting here for you, sweetness."
A gaggle of hit-nuns, some in sweat outfits.
All have baseball bats.

RUN, BLOODY, RUN!
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#66 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 8:16 AM EST
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^ ... don't forget the maple syrup ... they're making it now up in VT/NH ... the season has begun ...
herfidore Offline
#67 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 8:20 AM EST
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#64 I haven't seen that movie in years. I'm gonna have to watch it again.
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#68 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 8:21 AM EST
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... deer sausage?

... That sounds interesting ... maybe I'll have to just try and make a batch of some one of these days ... anyone got any recipe ideas they'd like to share? I don't want to screw up while making sausage ...
cbc812 Offline
#69 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 8:21 AM EST
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You all just need to relax with a hot cup of Lamen in durian broth. That'll straighten you all right up.
bloody spaniard Offline
#70 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 8:23 AM EST
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Gold1818, when you commented on the female impersonators, some of us came to your defense.
As insensitive as you appeared to be, you were right.
Then you beat it into the ground.

Are you a glutton for kicks in the yarbles?
Why do you seek out Jimmy?

You can take it from here, pecan.

Check please.
Better yet, ScottHar's paying.
I'm going to the washroom.
herfidore Offline
#71 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 8:33 AM EST
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^ don't wipe with the hand you eat with.
GOLD1818 Offline
#72 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 8:35 AM EST
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I don't like him.... He has ruined my whole life.....

No one will talk to me, or trade with me, or nothing..... Hotmail has banned me, all the on-line dating services have banned me.... I'm not even aloud to be a passenger on any bus in the United States.....

All because Jimmy outed me.........His information is just too good.....Man, I don't know how he does it..... Maybe he works for the CIA or something....I've seen all those cheezy pictures he's posted with guns and the poor defenseless animals he's killed. He's a real man's man..... He hunts for his food...I guess he doesn't have a supermarket within miles where he could buy some meat. And that mustache....lol....very disturbing........

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#73 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 8:45 AM EST
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... sounds like envy ...
rfenst Offline
#74 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 8:47 AM EST
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**** envy?
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#75 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 8:49 AM EST
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... could be .... maybe his wife saw the pics and let slip she wants it ...
GOLD1818 Offline
#76 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 8:56 AM EST
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mustache envy.
GOLD1818 Offline
#77 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 8:57 AM EST
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Just having some fun.........

Tuff day on the bus..... trying to blow of some steam.
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#78 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 8:59 AM EST
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^... start calling home before you leave work ...

... then you at least won't catch her again ...
CigarRichieRich Offline
#79 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 9:11 AM EST
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awesome thread!!! More fighting please!
HockeyDad Offline
#80 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 9:19 AM EST
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All this drama because of dog rockets. That's the problem with dog rockets.
DrafterX Offline
#81 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 9:20 AM EST
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good thing he didn't send these off to the troops......
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#82 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 9:21 AM EST
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^ ... I wouldn't do that to the troops ...
DrafterX Offline
#83 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 9:22 AM EST
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lol....
PecanPi1 Offline
#84 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 10:21 AM EST
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DON'T YOU DARE DUMP THIS LAME-O THREAD ON ME, BLOODY!

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!!!

CigarRichieRich Offline
#85 Posted: Mon, Feb 9 2009, 6:23 PM EST
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some of those are good! The montesino, punch, perdomo, H Upmann, Indian Tabac, Fonseca, Don Thomas, 5 Vegas! Those are not dog rockets! I mean most of that lisr sucksbut the ones I mentioned are some great smokes!
streetrod Offline
#86 Posted: Tue, Feb 10 2009, 6:40 AM EST
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The last 4 lines of post # 1 are truly the greatest and definately what I would have said.....
nabentroth Offline
#87 Posted: Tue, Feb 10 2009, 7:00 AM EST
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P>E>N>I>S>
CigarRichieRich Offline
#88 Posted: Tue, Feb 10 2009, 9:35 AM EST
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what happen to the fighting??? I want killing and verbal written abuse! this thread went south fast!
DrafterX Offline
#89 Posted: Tue, Feb 10 2009, 9:54 AM EST
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^ ****...
IUROX Offline
#90 Posted: Tue, Feb 10 2009, 10:09 AM EST
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LOL so you sent him all your craPPY CIGARS?
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