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Jamie isn't actually broken....
danmdevries Offline
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No way a crippled dude could hit this hard.

Two big boxes sitting on my porch.

This is what they held:

Mellelo Coffee Blue Mountain Blend - Looking forward to trying it

Rogue New Crustacean Barleywineish Imperial IPA Sorta - NH
Dogfish Head World Wide Stout - one of our favorites!
Worthy Brewing Light's Out Vanilla Cream Extra Stout - NH

A Brown liquid in a mason jar that smells like apple pie.... not sure what it is, gonna wait to hear from Jamie

Pennington Farms Golden Raspberry Jam - excited to try, tried and failed to grow goldens here, so nh anything like it

Lillie Belle Farms Red Velvet Almonds ("Caramelized almonds coated in sugar crust and then layered with dark chocolate and chilis") Sounds tasty!

POP Gourmet Popcorn Rogue Blue Cheese - sounds tasty!

Gary West Sweet Hot Mustard - can't wait to try, weather needs to break so I can grill some sausage and porkchops

Taylor's Sausage Oregon Trailbusters garlic beef jerky - mmmm.... I do love me some dry smoked meats

Butte Creek Mill Buckwheat Flapjacks mix (says on the back it's great for waffles too Whistle )

Oh, and then there were a couple two three or maybe 35!! cigars.... Some really really well-regarded, htf cigars in this mix.

Tatuaje Little Monsters Lil Drac - nh
Tatuaje Little Monsters Baby Face - nh
Nestor Miranda Super Toro Rosado - nh
Camacho Triple Maduro - nh
Kristoff Vengeance Maduro Ligero Robusto - nh
Casa Fuenta Corona Gorda - nh
Romeo Y Julieta Coronitas en cedro cc - nh
Por Larrañaga Panetelas cc - nh
Bolivar Petit Corona cc - had one, but was plagued with burn issues, love to try another
Unbanded double corona
Unbanded double corona shaggy foot
Unbanded toro Shaggy foot
Graycliff Casillero Privada - nh
El Centurion Robusto - nh
Oliva Serie V Melanio Maduro box pressed toro - Love Olivas, don't think I've had a V yet.
And a whole bundle of Nicaraguan Selection 3000's (heard good things come with rest on these, so some are going straight to bed, a couple will join me on the lawn tractor)

And.... they were packed into a 15ct herf-a-dor!

Got two words:

HOLY CARP

That is a beating like I've never seen before and definitely disproportionate to the lovetap I gave you. I think the pain meds are getting to your head there Jamie.

The wife and I thank you very much. Beer
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Puffnstuff79 Offline
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thurson Offline
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WHAT, no Marionberry jam?

Oregon Outrage!!! ram27bat
ZRX1200 Offline
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The shaggys are Johnny O's and I was wrong on the pm I sent about the trimmed unbanded, its a Cuban El Laguito Custom Roll. And yes it's apple pie! I use all organic stuff except the 190 proof alcohol....try putting the jam on sourdough toast!
cacman Offline
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DAMN!!!
You've had your azz handed to you by a one-armed azzhat!

Nice job Z.
reckless Offline
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Damn jamie is sucha jerk! Nice hit !!!!
TMCTLT Offline
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cacman wrote:
DAMN!!!
You've had your azz handed to you by a one-armed azzhat!

Nice job Z.



^^^ THIS
dharbolt Offline
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Nice destruction there.
Palama Online
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That is an awesome hit! Wtg Z! ThumpUp
DD1700 Offline
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Ha !!! Dan now go sit in the corner and think about the lesson you have been thought!!! Lol
shaun341 Offline
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That is an awesome hit right there! Jamie must be in good with the mail person no way he picked that box up one armed.
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ZRX1200 Offline
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10. Author: DD1700 Date: Mon, 6/23/2014, 9:09AM Reply

Ha !!! Dan now go sit in the corner and think about the lesson you have been thought!!! Lol


Irony .........pot meet kettle. Now I can prepare for you. My lifting restrictions should be raised by then too.
harleyd31 Offline
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Nice smack down Jamie!!!
DD1700 Offline
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But but....dang it Dan move over looks like I'll be joining you!!!
RodneyB Offline
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Solid hit!
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Puffnstuff79 wrote:
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+1

WTG Jamie.
spectresquad Offline
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Good thing these guys do not know when my birthday is....Sickquot;

I would have to buy a bigger RV....LOL


Nice hit Jamie!Applause
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05busa Offline
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What da
chazbo Offline
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WTG brother Jamie, another beat downApplause
streetrod Offline
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Niiiiiiiiice Hit.
danmdevries Offline
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That apple pie smelling/tasting liquid. Its strong eh? Put some in my bourbon glass. Maybe 3-4oz. Now im ready for bed. Recipe? Its damn tasty
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ZRX1200 Offline
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Forgot about this one, missed you post about the recipe Dan.

1 gallon organic apple cider
1 cup brown sugar
12 cinnamon sticks
4 whole star anise
Nutmeg (as much as you prefer, I never measure)
1 or 2 whole vanilla beans (again up to you I do 2)

Heat cider and sugar until boiling, stir until sugar is dissolved. Add cinnamon sticks and lower heat to medium cooking until cinnamon sticks "open up" add star anise, nutmeg and slice scrap and add vanilla bean "guts" and bean carcass. Turn heat off and let it cool, this takes forever so I actually make this late at night and finish in the a.m. just put the lid on it. If you're in a hurry you can cool it quickly by placing pot in an ice bath in the sink.

When cooled, add 1 750 ml bottle (5th for the old fogs) of Ever clear or good moonshine, 1 1/4 cup butterscotch schnapps, 1 1/4 cup sour apple liquor and stir. Bottle or jars your choice, the local Natural Food store where I buy the cider sells it in glass jugs that I love reusing. Mason or Kerr jars work. But the important thing is let it rest for at least a month to "settle". All the sediment you saw was from the vanilla beans, nutmeg and the organic unfiltered cider.
danmdevries Offline
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Awesome thanks!
ZRX1200 Offline
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Oh crap, forgot.....I pour the cider through a colander to catch the star anise and cinnamon sticks and whole vanilla beans. Fairly fine one (colander).
danmdevries Offline
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Making it today.

U sure 1 gallon only? Most recipes i looked at had 1g cider and 1g juice

Seems 1g wouldnt be sufficient to subdue the everclear burn.
danmdevries Offline
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Welp.... 1g was sufficient to subdue the Everclear burn.

But now I can't hardly see straight and wife just fell up the stairs.

We shared a small maybe 8oz cup. She had bout 1/3 and I had 2/3...

Packed 4 quarts for 5 days of camping. Think it's gonna be lotsa naps...and stuff.

Tasty recipe if anyone's considering it, but treat it like shots, not like beers. I rarely get my ass kicked by a single drink, but this one....chit... it needs an umbrella to let you know it's something special.
Abrignac Offline
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Nice smack down Bro.

Thanks for the recipe. I'm gonna give it a try.

Abrignac Offline
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Nice smack down Bro.

Thanks for the recipe. I'm gonna give it a try.

danmdevries Offline
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Bump the recipe, made another batch for the holidays
ZRX1200 Offline
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Check yo inbox foo!
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Someone else needs to check their "inbox"....
Ndill Offline
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What a punk
ZRX1200 Offline
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My inbox has room, who do you speak
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