No way a crippled dude could hit this hard.
Two big boxes sitting on my porch.
This is what they held:
Mellelo Coffee Blue Mountain Blend - Looking forward to trying it
Rogue New Crustacean Barleywineish Imperial IPA Sorta - NH
Dogfish Head World Wide Stout - one of our favorites!
Worthy Brewing Light's Out Vanilla Cream Extra Stout - NH
A Brown liquid in a mason jar that smells like apple pie.... not sure what it is, gonna wait to hear from Jamie
Pennington Farms Golden Raspberry Jam - excited to try, tried and failed to grow goldens here, so nh anything like it
Lillie Belle Farms Red Velvet Almonds ("Caramelized almonds coated in sugar crust and then layered with dark chocolate and chilis") Sounds tasty!
POP Gourmet Popcorn Rogue Blue Cheese - sounds tasty!
Gary West Sweet Hot Mustard - can't wait to try, weather needs to break so I can grill some sausage and porkchops
Taylor's Sausage Oregon Trailbusters garlic beef jerky - mmmm.... I do love me some dry smoked meats
Butte Creek Mill Buckwheat Flapjacks mix (says on the back it's great for waffles too
)
Oh, and then there were a couple two three or maybe 35!! cigars.... Some really really well-regarded, htf cigars in this mix.
Tatuaje Little Monsters Lil Drac - nh
Tatuaje Little Monsters Baby Face - nh
Nestor Miranda Super Toro Rosado - nh
Camacho Triple Maduro - nh
Kristoff Vengeance Maduro Ligero Robusto - nh
Casa Fuenta Corona Gorda - nh
Romeo Y Julieta Coronitas en cedro cc - nh
Por Larrañaga Panetelas cc - nh
Bolivar Petit Corona cc - had one, but was plagued with burn issues, love to try another
Unbanded double corona
Unbanded double corona shaggy foot
Unbanded toro Shaggy foot
Graycliff Casillero Privada - nh
El Centurion Robusto - nh
Oliva Serie V Melanio Maduro box pressed toro - Love Olivas, don't think I've had a V yet.
And a whole bundle of Nicaraguan Selection 3000's (heard good things come with rest on these, so some are going straight to bed, a couple will join me on the lawn tractor)
And.... they were packed into a 15ct herf-a-dor!
Got two words:
HOLY CARP
That is a beating like I've never seen before and definitely disproportionate to the lovetap I gave you. I think the pain meds are getting to your head there Jamie.
The wife and I thank you very much.