Somewhat off topic but close enough: Winston Churchill was drunk at a party one night which upset his proper english hostess who told him "Sir, if I were your wife I would poison your tea!" His reply, "Madam, if YOU were my wife, I would drink it."
Another time when he was similarly drunk at a party a horrified lady told him, "Sir, you are drunk!" His reply, "Yes, and you are extremely ugly, but in the morning I will be sober."
A great man, without question.