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#1
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Sat, Jan 26 2008, 3:45 PM EST
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I do.
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only about a dozen times a day.
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I should clarify... I just did.
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All the Time . . .
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At sundown and beyond, yes.
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Rhetorical question
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If you don't you do not have a real back porch'!
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Sat, Jan 26 2008, 4:26 PM EST
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I piss off of my neighbors front porch.
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Sat, Jan 26 2008, 4:38 PM EST
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No.......... Its the side porch I piss off of!!!!!
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Yes
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Only if I've had enough to drink, only problem I can never remember having that much. Or anything else.
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Yes.
But I don't have a back porch, I do have a balcony though.
I live on the top floor of an appartment complex.
My neighbors hate me.
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Good for You ! !
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I wish it were true.
I just made it all up.
Sounds good though.
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Sat, Jan 26 2008, 5:21 PM EST
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Not off the back porch..
Behind the pigeon lofts....
I live in the City and no one can see me behind the Lofts....
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Has to be in my top 5 things that I love most about being alive.
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frequently
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I have but do not do it often, living in Military housing they kinda frown on that.
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Country.........I live in the country and own property.
What I really like is to walk out front......near the road, whip it out, put both hands on my hands, lean backwards for maximum projection......then let her rip freehand.
Cars drive by and I just scream.....it's MIIIIIIIIIIIINE bitches!!!!
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^putting your hands on your hands rocks!
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LOL!!!!
Meant "hands on my hips"!!!
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"put both hands on my hands,"
That's gotta be a neat trick.
What are you? A goddammed arachnid?
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Dammit. Kip beat me to it.
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^Thats with 2 P's, mister TG!!
which reminds me, I'll be rite back
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Got it.
Sorry.
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^The one time you don't use google to check your facts!!
LOL
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I don't during the summer 'cause the fire ants get all over my thingy when it drags the ground.........
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^try standing up next time.
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^Don't lay down
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OOOHHHHHH!!!!!
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^I know, sometimes the booze intake makes it difficult
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'I've fallen and I can't get up!'
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No. Not at this house.
At previous house, when the trees needed watering...
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I did until the golfers started to complain. I didn't see anything about it in the covenants that came with the property, however.
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The dog isn't the only one who goes out to pee.....
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This is good stuff mang!
I assumed I'd have been mostly domesticated long ago, but apparently not only do I pee in my yard on occasion while conscious like most normal people...but. It has come to my attention lately that I also "sleep pee" much like in sleep walk.
Nothing like standing in the middle of your driveway at 4:00 in the morning and letting it rip...LOL
JJ
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Sat, Jan 26 2008, 8:21 PM EST
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my bedroom has a balcony that I take a piss off of, unfortunately the old lady that lives behind has caught me quite a few times.
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getting back to nature.........ahhhhh
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One good thing about being a man is....
The world is your urinal!
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i live in an apartment building...and if from my balcony i could hit ANY part of apartment 204, i absolutely would!
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^
Two words:
Water ballons
Three words:
SuperSoaker Squirt Gun
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true--but with all that western technology, they would know it was me...i want them to think it rained on the clothes they hung out to dry...
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One word:
cup
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Burgie,
I have never felt truly sorry for you bro, until just now...LOL
JJ
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jj--
now, i know what it feels like to be you...ehhh, not that bad. hell, pretty good, actually...now, i will go grab a drink...followed by another...and another...and another...
LOL!
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Burgie,
Being me and or like me sure as hell beats the price of all that therapy, you just might try it for a change...LOL
JJ
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no therapy needed...but who knows, i may take you up on living in a drunken stupor...it does sound interesting, to be sure.
and i thought if i typed the "LOL" at the end (like you always do), it would make my comments seem more tongue-in-cheek...did i do it wrong? LOL
bb
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Was it something I said?
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Polly want a cracker???
LOL!
JJ
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