...and interrupted me enjoying a cigar. What a putz...this azzhat starts telling me where I vote. I cut him off and said, "I know where I vote. I vote in every election." He tries handing me a big card with all the democrat names on it. "No thanks", I says. "I'm sorry, but I'm not going to vote for you. I don't vote democrat or republican. I never have and I probably never will."
"Oh...are you a Green?"
"No. I'm a Libertarian."
"Oh...I see."
I felt like tearing the guy a new one because he is a mousy, squeaky-voiced little nerd, but I just closed the door.