Okay, I have sorted through the rubble, moved to the bunker, activated the COOP, and counted my fingers and toes.
WTF - I send a couple of sticks and a small little tin and this is what you do to me. Didn't the ASPCA band mean anything to you?
First fiver: 2 R&Js, a 5 Vegas Gold Maduro (never tried), a Pinar Del Rio Reserva Limitda (never tried), and a TAT
Second fiver: A cool leather Gurkha pouch that roles up for easy carry with an
Assassin (yes you are
), a Ninja, A Viper, an Evil, an one I am not sure. Haven't had the pleasure of any of these.
Last but not least: A Friggin box of CAO Italia Positanos. I'm a dawg and I have a small house (or did) and I DON'T HAVE ROOM FOR A BOX!
I am not pleased you went off the reservation to find my addy, but thank you vey much for the sticks.
FWIW - I am a big believer in the theory of mutual assured destruction and when I saw you poking around other sites for my addy I set up several triggers in case this very event happened. You my friend have set in motion several events that cannot be stopped (even if I wanted) and you will have to endure the consequences. I hope the gods have mercy on you soul.