KABOOM!!!!!!!!!
I couldn't post before because I didn't want to let the cat out of the bag. Sunday evening Bill texted me that he and Nurse Terrie were headed out of town to his Dad's house.
But, I just got the call. Bill and his Dad just drove down 70 miles to the Post Office. When I answered the phone, no hello, no Hi how are you, nothing like that. He said, "What the f*** have you done?"
He says the thing must weigh at lest 25 pounds. I briefly told him how about 35-40 people had chipped in and we bought him some goodies (there's a note in the box that explains everything). I also mentioned that some stuff was NSFW, didn't want to embarrass him in front of his Dad. He said that was not a problem (he really has no idea).
He told me he they will be back at his Dad's in a couple of hours and he'll open it then.
He also knows that a picture is due. Hopefully, the mods will keep an eye on the picture thread and get it approved as soon as he posts up.