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SteveS
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Thu, Mar 2 2017, 10:05 PM EST
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Peckerhead wrote:
New housekeeper keeps putting the toilet paper on the wrong way.
Far more folks put in on backward than they do the right way ...
frankj1
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bgz wrote:
Accidents happen... and I heard they happen more as you get older...
I'm older, and I didn't hear that.
No. wait, not what I meant...
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Ok maggots,
I see that I'm going to have my hands full around here trying to whip you bastids into shape.
I guess it's good we're starting from the basics in life.
Life lesson #1 Friggin' Toilet Paper!
http://currentconfig.com/2005/02/22/essential-life-lesson-1-over-is-right-under-is-wrong/
..that saves me a bunch of dammed typin.
bgz
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lies.
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Drop and give me twenty maggot!
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That's not even funny; it's stupid...
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I dont wipe. I just scoop and scrape.
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jjanecka wrote:
That's not even funny; it's stupid...
He's just a filthy noob who who gets a little too anal with his toilette paper, don't mind him.
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Meh.
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jjanecka wrote:
That's not even funny; it's stupid...
Don't hold back, tell us how you
really
feel.
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coolbreeze68 wrote:
I put in a smart thermostat cuz I'm tired of going upstairs to adjust the climate.
Just don't change it...
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SMOKEYOU wrote:
I dont wipe. I just scoop and scrape.
Nice to meet you.
Shake my hand and I'll punch you in the face.
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tailgater wrote:
Nice to meet you.
Shake my hand and I'll punch you in the face.
Whoa. I guess i would deserve that.
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That ackward moment when you realize your bartender used to be a hooker.
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Fri, Mar 3 2017, 11:23 PM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
That ackward moment when you realize your bartender used to be a hooker.
Even worse.....you realise that the ugly fat broad with a moustache sitting next to you at the bar is one of the girls you screwed in Jr. high.
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Got the free upgrade to main cabin select on virgin america... But they haven't turned on the in flight entertainment while I wait for the other passengers to board... life is hard.
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Because I'll be traveling, I'm going to miss he Arsenal v Liverpool pregame show.
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While on the plane I wanted a free snack pack. Because we get free snack packs and alcohol in the main cabin select. I went to order it and they were gone. The fat guy next to me got two which he put in his bag "for later"...
I had to settle for beef sticks, cookies and wine for breakfast
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I hope you liked your snack packs drafter...
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Went to play golf and the valet service is on strike. Unbelievable. Was really looking forward to getting out on the greens.
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ordered cigars on line and they didn't arrive.
too many posts to see if this has been said already
oh, and another problem...too many posts to read on some threads
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victor809 wrote:
I hope you liked your snack packs drafter...
This was on the back to Mexico right? That might be Drafter's last decent meal.
peckerhead wrote:
Went to play golf and the valet service is on strike. Unbelievable. Was really looking forward to getting out on the greens. Also I am a very straight man.
Liar...
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bgz wrote:
He's just a filthy noob who who gets a little too anal with his toilette paper, don't mind him.
I thought that was how toilet paper worked
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[quote=RMAN4443]I thought that was how toilet paper worked
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which reminds me......What does the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons
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Sat down and noticed my cigar was on the other side of the room.
Had to get up and get it- all by myself.
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oy!
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That's a travesty; in a third world country you could have easily gotten your servant to fetch it and light it for you.
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Spent so much time posting here, my coffee got cold.
Inhumane.
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Spent 7 hours fishing and didn't catch anything but a handful of mackerel.
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It's snowing...........on the coast.......in southern Oregon..........in March.
Might go ski down the street.
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Remote for tv died and I don't have any good batteries......... wait a minute, I think there's some good ones in the smoke detector
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Remote for tv died and I don't have any good batteries......... wait a minute, I think there's some good ones in the smoke detector
Prolly the wrong size.
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Remote for tv died and I don't have any good batteries......... wait a minute, I think there's some good ones in the smoke detector
Good prioritization!
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I have remorse over my frozen yogurt selection. Picked a chocolate strawberry combo. Should have selected the espresso option.
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I tried to put a baby fade to the right side of the fairway and put it in the lake instead... oops.
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I honestly don't know how we all deal with these problems yet maintain our cheerful dispositions.
Perhaps we are actually the Greatest Generation?
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Bourbon glass empty and wife out of shouting range for a refill.
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yup, definitely Greatest Generation.
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8track, she would answered you if you wouldn't have ball gagged her and hog tied her as punishment for burning the toast this morning...
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jjanecka wrote:
8track, she would answered you if you wouldn't have ball gagged her and hog tied her as punishment for burning the toast this morning...
borderline third world reaction
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It's been accepted in the 1st world ever since the "I fell and it just slipped in" defense occurred in the UK.
Sad times we're living in...
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jjanecka wrote:
It's been accepted in the 1st world ever since the "I fell and it just slipped in" defense occurred in the UK.
Sad times we're living in...
sad, yes. but funny too.
I think it may have always been this way...
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Yes, but before it was just considered spoils of war not everyday living.
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So I got my ass kicked by a Tesla today off a red light...
*sigh*
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bgz wrote:
So I got my ass kicked by a Tesla today off a red light...
*sigh*
Electric motors have torque for friggin days, dummy. You'll always lose the start, possibly even the quarter... but challenge that prick to a 300 mile race. You'll have gas and he'll be out of power at the 200 mark!! Winnah!!
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Well, I'm dumb, I know it can beat me, but I still have to try.
Mine sounds cooler though :D
Ya, I would lose the quarter to it too. Those things are friggin quick (Model S P85D).
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bgz wrote:
Well, I'm dumb, I know it can beat me, but I still have to try.
Mine sounds cooler though :D
Ya, I would lose the quarter to it too. Those things are friggin quick (Model S P85D).
What do you drive?
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
What do you drive?
Charger Scat Pack, 392...
Family car, roomy 4 door sedan.
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bgz wrote:
Charger Scat Pack, 392...
Family car, roomy 4 door sedan.
Very nice!
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