Well, look at it THIS way, Ray . . .
I sent you pistachios and cigars, and in return I got to see you squirm.
You got something. I got something. Everybody Happy Happy Happy.
Sounds like a trade to me.
OR
If THAT doesn't work for you . . .
Just consider it a RAOK.
So there ya go.
Two acceptable scenarios. Choose the one you like best !