Yes ... come to think of it, there is something you can do for me.
Stop asking all those inane questions!!! LOL!
Joking aside ... go ahead and ask all the questions you feel are necessary. But come on now ... some of them (i.e. how do I draw on a cigar?) you'll just have to figure out for yourself ... a lot of what you ask are very subjective and very biased to personal opinion.
What's good for one ... might not be good for another!