This place is built on lies.
So, I posted 2 threads awhile back. One asking if anyone wanted to do a box split and one accusing Al of being buried in Grants tomb or something like that. All I remember was a guy named Grant was involved and violence was done. Anyway...
A few days after that I get a PM from Delta saying "Hey! I'll do a split with ya lemme find something online!" I feel like one of those dogs that always falls for the fake throw the ball trick and runs 100 yards before they realize what's happened and by then... well... you've already fallen for the trick.
So, I was all happy and replied to this duplicitous person with something along the lines of "Sweet! Just tell me what I owe ya and I'll Paypal it on over." What I didn't realize was that, under his breath Al said "You're not the boss of me! Don't tell me how to live my life!"
So, here we are. I've got 10 delicious communists staring at me like I'm the pretty girl and they just got out of prison. Looking at them, looking back at me, looking back at them... I feel like the pretty girl. Just to add insult to injury there was a little note telling me I'm not allowed to do anything about this injustice and his penmanship is beautiful. I thought he had printed the note out in a nice font until I looked closer. No man should be this gifted. I'm not even going to get specific about what he sent. This behavior should never be encouraged.
4 Various Montecristo's
2 Sultry Trinidad's
2 Sexy H. Upmann's
2 Slutty San Cristobal's
TL;DR? Too late!
I'm not smart. Al is a Super Villain.
This forum doesn't deserve Al... Or I don't deserve Al... One of those... We all know which one it is, no need to put up a poll.