You loved the original.
Like most sequels, it fell just short at the voter box office.
A minority wanted it, so you’re about to get it.
TRUMP: Everything is Going To Be Al(t) Right.
Starring… Donald Trump, Carrie Lake, and probably before it is over…. Rikki Lake.
Special Guest Star, for those of you right of Trump, introducing David (not Daisy) Duke!
It should be one Heil of a fight! (That’s for you, Frank).