Pancakes or waffles ? Pancakes
Do you like long walks on the beach ? only when I'm drunk
Daisy Mae or Ellie Mae ? Can I get both?
Do you like camping by the river ? I live in a van by the river, so...
Cello on or cello off ? I don't mind the sound of a cello. Wait, what?
Ginger or MaryAnn ? Goddam MaryAnn all day
David Lee or Sammy ? Diamond Dave
Warner Oland or Sidney Toler ? Warner Toler
Have you been in a Turkish prison ? only in my dreams
Do you like gladiator movies ? Ive acted in a few, but they were never released to the general public. Not yet anyway.
Have you ever seen a grown man naked (other than mirrors or porn) ? Does Father Tom from Our Lady of Perpetual Misery count?
dogs or cats ? Turtles, though I have 2 **** dogs
Men or women ? Women.
Wad or fold ? Oh you gotta fold.
Sit or squat ? I sit down and get all cozy.
TP or bidet ? I just got back from a trip to Italy, and I gotta tell ya, a bidet is life changing. Ive never known such comfort. BUT...this is Merica and we wipe, baby!
Do sad movies make you cry ?
Butter or margarine ? BUTTER. LOTS OF BUTTER.
Pancho or Cisco ? Depends how my lawn looks after theyre done mowing it. Right? Isnt that what your asking me???