from The Big Lebowski:
The Dude: F**k sympathy! I don't need your f**kin' sympathy, man, I need my f**king johnson!
Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?
Also from The Big Lebowski:
Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
The Dude: No...
Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
The Dude: You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an a$$hole!
Also from The Big Lebowski:
Walter Sobchak: F**k it Dude, Let's go bowling.
Also from The Big Lebowski:
The Dude: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say...
Walter Sobchak: That f**king bitch...
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: shut the f**k up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Illanich Uleninov!
From Billy Madison:
Brian Madison: remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? rock: r-o-k?
Billy Madison: yeah, whats your point?
Also from Billy Madison:
Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Also from Billy Madison:
Billy Madison: Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
Also from Billy Madison:
3rd Grader: Hey look everybody, Billy peed his pants.
Billy Madison: Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest!
3rd Grader: Really?
Billy Madison: YES! You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants!
Old Farm Lady: If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Billy Madison: OOH! That is the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's Go!
Also from Billy Madison:
Billy Madison: [Drunk, he sees a fake a penguin] It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around. I gotta send you back to the South Pole!
Also from Billy Madison:
Billy Madison: Well, I made the duck blue because I'd never seen a bluse duck before and I wanted to see one.
Miss Lippy: Well, I think it's a great blue duck. Congratulations Billy, you just passed the first grade.
Billy Madison: Wow, Miss Lippy, that's great! What do you think of the Mr. Blue Duck?
[pretending to be duck]
Billy Madison: That's quacktastic!