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To the Mooches of Cigarbid....
KPP Offline
#201 Posted:
Joined: 07-30-2008
Posts: 11,723
^ how do you know I'm ignoring you Dave...

There could very well be a few less RASS in my Humi now..

Mooch bombs is my new thing.

Well, that....and giving transient youth in downtown Portland 8 balls of coke to help them pass the time. Way better than just giving them money.
watchurai Offline
#202 Posted:
Joined: 09-17-2008
Posts: 9,289
Hmmm...that looks like trickery speech and code for "I smoke my RASS, not hand em out for the beggin'" and "Go f#ck yourself".



Call me suspicious. Sad



DrafterX Offline
#203 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,559
no RASS for X..... Sad
muhren Offline
#204 Posted:
Joined: 01-30-2008
Posts: 4,801
dubleuhb wrote:
Glad to see someone else finds this useful, if your reading this M.
Laugh


I read it. (you're not on my ignore list...yet! ram27bat )

M
tj2001cobra Offline
#205 Posted:
Joined: 08-05-2008
Posts: 28,561
And they just keep coming...

BTW, I'm looking for a box of some really hard to find cigars but I dont have much to trade, so hook me up....
duwan Offline
#206 Posted:
Joined: 01-17-2009
Posts: 8,196
BOMB TJ !!!!!



cigar breath Offline
#207 Posted:
Joined: 04-28-2006
Posts: 960
on a serious note... if i were to ever trade cigars with anybody (on the internet) i would only send the very best out in return. it wouldnt matter what i got only that my trading partner be absolutely astounded with his or hers trade. i would do this untill realizing that i really dont know these people nor will i ever know them and with hurt feelings i would surmise economically and realistically i was being taken advantage of. becoming embittered and feeling mooched upon (by mouche bags) i would then consider outing them on my favorite cigar forum useing innuendoes and misdirection tactics. anybody want to trade cigars with me?
gimbel Offline
#208 Posted:
Joined: 02-04-2010
Posts: 11,148
I'll trade with you cb, but only if you're ok with me sending Padrons and Opus.
cigar breath Offline
#209 Posted:
Joined: 04-28-2006
Posts: 960
if you sent those do you realize the expense and travel time i would incur finding the return trade? i would litterly be weeping while packing the return trade.
gimbel Offline
#210 Posted:
Joined: 02-04-2010
Posts: 11,148
But you'd have a smile on your face when you opened the box.
KPP Offline
#211 Posted:
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Posts: 11,723
cigar breath wrote:
on a serious note... if i were to ever trade cigars with anybody (on the internet) i would only send the very best out in return. it wouldnt matter what i got only that my trading partner be absolutely astounded with his or hers trade. i would do this untill realizing that i really dont know these people nor will i ever know them and with hurt feelings i would surmise economically and realistically i was being taken advantage of. becoming embittered and feeling mooched upon (by mouche bags) i would then consider outing them on my favorite cigar forum useing innuendoes and misdirection tactics. anybody want to trade cigars with me?


my astute backhandedcomment'dar was going off when I read this....which has led me to surmise this may have been directed towards me. To which I say, fair enough...but you missed the mark. I handled my trades in this manner, certainly. As several here do.

I can say without a shadow of a doubt, that my own dealings here had nothing to do with why I started this thread. I still hang out here, and have said it before, and will say it again....this is my home forum. I've met/herfed/traded/RAOK'd/been bombed etc. with and by members here.

What you describe above, is trading. I'm talking about Mooching. Looking for handouts....with no plans for reciprocity. Even the "gimmie your gold, and i'll give you my brass"..i've seen plenty of that recently too. Trading and Mooching, are two....very, very different things. However, I can see how the lines can be blurred, since there is some overlap.

Righteous indignation was an interesting, yet wise comment. Watchurai is a smart fella. For those who don't know the meaning, look it up. It's fitting. I'm an eye for an eye kinda fella I suppose. Not everyone is that way.
gimbel Offline
#212 Posted:
Joined: 02-04-2010
Posts: 11,148
Hey Kyle, can I have some of your cc's? I'll send you some of my PI's.
KPP Offline
#213 Posted:
Joined: 07-30-2008
Posts: 11,723
^ No.
watchurai Offline
#214 Posted:
Joined: 09-17-2008
Posts: 9,289
KPP wrote:
Blah, blah, blah...Watchurai is a smart fella. Blah, blah...



S'what I heard, anyway. Herfing


On the eye for an eye...we see eye to eye, my huge, meat-slab-handed friend. ThumpUp
watchurai Offline
#215 Posted:
Joined: 09-17-2008
Posts: 9,289
mooch (mch) Slang
v. mooched, mooch·ing, mooch·es
v.tr.
1. To obtain or try to obtain by begging; cadge. See Synonyms at cadge.
2. To steal; filch.
v.intr.
1. To get or try to get something free of charge; sponge: lived by mooching off friends.
2. To wander about aimlessly.
3. To skulk around; sneak.
n.
1. One who begs or cadges; a sponge.
2. A dupe, as in a confidence game.

And for the cross reference:

cadge (kj)
intr. & tr.v. cadged, cadg·ing, cadg·es
To beg or get by begging.


Might want to post up a bit more often, Kyle...don't wanna mooch...Anxious
Numismaniac Offline
#216 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2012
Posts: 12,222
JadeRose wrote:
Dude.....I'm recuperating too. You are NOT supposed to be smoking.

Hey, thanks so much for the concern, that's why I started in a thread like this, my wife is a treasure no nagging, oh yeah she's an RN, Nurse Mgr., drinks beer,etc, watches football ( I'm not a big fan), and HOT, so nothing like anonymous naggers, I love it you guys are a hoot. Seriously, though hope you are doing well, especially if spine related, mine has been rough. I start PT today and no I haven't been smoking recently, only a couple in FL end of Oct. Didn't smoke tobacco for yrs. (She'd never seen me smoke tobacco) so not hard to hold off plus nothing tastes right on all these meds. As far as mooching I signed up here and another site to learn and pass off some I bought from Arturo that I probably won't smoke, now I will stick around for the entertainment. Thanks everybody Laugh
m j toal Offline
#217 Posted:
Joined: 03-06-2009
Posts: 3,226
DrafterX wrote:
you forgot Nicar.... Mellow







Up date on the moochers list.


So far my investigation has concluded nine (9) interesting facts ..........


1) Busa is off the list because he told me that he was out of town on March 23rd.

2) Lancaster works for UPS

3) Karl is actually Kyle Pyle Petty

4) DaQueenBeez has a pimple on her white butt.

5) TIGER doesn't like milk in his Cheerios (he likes some other nasty liquid)

And

8) Nobody likes John Lennon


So , from that information the new list of moochers is:

XYZ123, DrafterX, KyleKP, WHB, JadeRose, CROS and me.



Keep feeding me data and I'll get to the bottom of this.





Mike Hunt
KPP Offline
#218 Posted:
Joined: 07-30-2008
Posts: 11,723
^ now that's funny...

Totally m j...

Totally.
Lancaster6802 Offline
#219 Posted:
Joined: 10-20-2011
Posts: 7,255
Close Bro!

FedEx Liar
engletl Offline
#220 Posted:
Joined: 12-26-2000
Posts: 26,493
m j toal wrote:
Up date on the moochers list.


So far my investigation has concluded nine (9) interesting facts ..........


1) Busa is off the list because he told me that he was out of town on March 23rd.

2) Lancaster works for UPS

3) Karl is actually Kyle Pyle Petty

4) DaQueenBeez has a pimple on her white butt.

5) TIGER doesn't like milk in his Cheerios (he likes some other nasty liquid)

And

8) Nobody likes John Lennon


So , from that information the new list of moochers is:

XYZ123, DrafterX, KyleKP, WHB, JadeRose, CROS and me.



Keep feeding me data and I'll get to the bottom of this.





Mike Hunt



POOR CROS!!!

I know as his Vet I thought I taught him better than that Sarcasm
cigar breath Offline
#221 Posted:
Joined: 04-28-2006
Posts: 960
m j toal wrote:
Up date on the moochers list.


So far my investigation has concluded nine (9) interesting facts ..........


1) Busa is off the list because he told me that he was out of town on March 23rd.

2) Lancaster works for UPS

3) Karl is actually Kyle Pyle Petty

4) DaQueenBeez has a pimple on her white butt.

5) TIGER doesn't like milk in his Cheerios (he likes some other nasty liquid)

And

8) Nobody likes John Lennon


So , from that information the new list of moochers is:

XYZ123, DrafterX, KyleKP, WHB, JadeRose, CROS and me.



Keep feeding me data and I'll get to the bottom of this.





Mike Hunt

you may not like me but at least i'm off the moocher list
m j toal Offline
#222 Posted:
Joined: 03-06-2009
Posts: 3,226
cigar breath wrote:
you may not like me but at least i'm off the moocher list



No, now you're wrong John. I like you just fine. I don't like Ringo.

I'm just collecting data.

I've become a pro at this sort of police work from years and years of watching Dennis Weaver in ''Columbo''!

Facts are facts. Can't argue with facts.
DaQueenBeez Offline
#223 Posted:
Joined: 01-26-2007
Posts: 20,837
m j toal wrote:
Up date on the moochers list.


So far my investigation has concluded nine (9) interesting facts ..........


1) Busa is off the list because he told me that he was out of town on March 23rd.

2) Lancaster works for UPS

3) Karl is actually Kyle Pyle Petty

4) DaQueenBeez has a pimple on her white butt.

5) TIGER doesn't like milk in his Cheerios (he likes some other nasty liquid)

And

8) Nobody likes John Lennon


So , from that information the new list of moochers is:

XYZ123, DrafterX, KyleKP, WHB, JadeRose, CROS and me.



Keep feeding me data and I'll get to the bottom of this.





Mike Hunt


I am SO not hiring you as a statistician... it's a DIMPLE, not a PIMPLE!
DaQueenBeez Offline
#224 Posted:
Joined: 01-26-2007
Posts: 20,837
watchurai wrote:
mooch (mch) Slang
v. mooched, mooch·ing, mooch·es
v.tr.

2. To wander about aimlessly.
3. To skulk around; sneak.


And for the cross reference:

cadge (kj)
intr. & tr.v. cadged, cadg·ing, cadg·es
To beg or get by begging.


Might want to post up a bit more often, Kyle...don't wanna mooch...Anxious




Hmmm... got me on two counts! Good thing they didn't list pot-stirring, or I'd lose a beloved hobby...




...nah. I'd still do it. MUAAAAAAAAAAHAHA!!
m j toal Offline
#225 Posted:
Joined: 03-06-2009
Posts: 3,226
engletl wrote:
POOR CROS!!!

I know as his Vet I thought I taught him better than that Sarcasm



Sorry General, but CROS incriminated himself in his post when he wrote '' I'm sure this is going to be I'll received'' instead of ''ill received''. Easy detective work. He can run but he can't hide.
Nicar Offline
#226 Posted:
Joined: 03-18-2010
Posts: 14,972
This thread made me realize i beed to order some more Berger & Argenti Mooch Maduros.....also, i should not send Kyle cheerios since Tiger likes them more.
Nicar Offline
#227 Posted:
Joined: 03-18-2010
Posts: 14,972
Mike, did you not see Drafter point out when I said it's all my fault?

m j toal Offline
#228 Posted:
Joined: 03-06-2009
Posts: 3,226
DaQueenBeez wrote:
I am SO not hiring you as a statistician... it's a DIMPLE, not a PIMPLE!


My apologies QueenLaTeeefa.

I must have gotten too excited when I read your post and prematurely implicated your butt because of your arousing description.
m j toal Offline
#229 Posted:
Joined: 03-06-2009
Posts: 3,226
Nicar wrote:
Mike, did you not see Drafter point out when I said it's all my fault?





Nick,


DrafterX is using a common tactic that most criminals use when cornered.

It's called reverse-digressional-threadjacking-ethanolic-complex.

Dead give away.

As of now you're safe.

But I may be asking you questions later.

You are only a POI.
schusler Offline
#230 Posted:
Joined: 09-21-2010
Posts: 3,531
Beer
DaQueenBeez Offline
#231 Posted:
Joined: 01-26-2007
Posts: 20,837
m j toal wrote:
My apologies QueenLaTeeefa.

I must have gotten too excited when I read your post and prematurely implicated your butt because of your arousing description.


LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
I'm officially laughing too hard right now to do anything but concede that round to you - well played, detective!
Nicar Offline
#232 Posted:
Joined: 03-18-2010
Posts: 14,972
Isnt the best cigar a free cigar?
m j toal Offline
#233 Posted:
Joined: 03-06-2009
Posts: 3,226
DaQueenBeez wrote:
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
I'm officially laughing too hard right now to do anything but concede that round to you - well played, detective!



Flattery will get you nowhere Queenie.

You and the rest of the SOTL are not out of the woods yet.

Some of you ladies are still very suspicious.

Once my investigation is comepletely finished, I will post my results.

I wil leave no pebble un-rolled.
duwan Offline
#234 Posted:
Joined: 01-17-2009
Posts: 8,196
m j toal wrote:


I've become a pro at this sort of police work from years and years of watching Dennis Weaver in ''Columbo''!
.





Yo dude. Peter Faulk was Columbo.

Dennis Weaver was McCloud.
clickbangdead Offline
#235 Posted:
Joined: 01-31-2009
Posts: 2,236
I like cake!


Sorry, what was this thread about again?
DaQueenBeez Offline
#236 Posted:
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Posts: 20,837
Socrates in a raincoat is skulking aimlessly under an assumed name...
MrsSledn Offline
#237 Posted:
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Posts: 8,490
I think I need to come out of the woods now... It's a bit cold out there.
DrafterX Offline
#238 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,559
m j toal wrote:


DrafterX is using a common tactic that most criminals use when cornered.

It's called reverse-digressional-threadjacking-ethanolic-complex.




Not talking Not talking Not talking Not talking
watchurai Offline
#239 Posted:
Joined: 09-17-2008
Posts: 9,289
DaQueenBeez wrote:
Socrates in a raincoat is skulking aimlessly under an assumed name...



Classic mooch behavior. ram27bat
watchurai Offline
#240 Posted:
Joined: 09-17-2008
Posts: 9,289
Nicar wrote:
Isnt the best cigar a free cigar?



Classic mooch question. ram27bat
watchurai Offline
#241 Posted:
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Posts: 9,289
DrafterX wrote:
Not talking Not talking Not talking Not talking



Classic mooch denial. ram27bat
watchurai Offline
#242 Posted:
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Posts: 9,289
duwan wrote:
Yo dude. Peter Faulk was Columbo.

Dennis Weaver was McCloud.




Classic mooch condescension. ram27bat
watchurai Offline
#243 Posted:
Joined: 09-17-2008
Posts: 9,289
m j toal wrote:
My apologies QueenLaTeeefa.

I must have gotten too excited when I read your post and prematurely implicated your butt because of your arousing description.



Classic mooch cop-out. ram27bat
watchurai Offline
#244 Posted:
Joined: 09-17-2008
Posts: 9,289
clickbangdead wrote:
I like cake!


Sorry, what was this thread about again?




Classic mooch attention span. ram27bat
watchurai Offline
#245 Posted:
Joined: 09-17-2008
Posts: 9,289
watchurai wrote:
S'what I heard, anyway. Herfing


On the eye for an eye...we see eye to eye, my huge, meat-slab-handed friend. ThumpUp




Classic mooch azz-hattery. ram27bat
DrafterX Offline
#246 Posted:
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Posts: 98,559
LOL
fishinguitarman Offline
#247 Posted:
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Posts: 69,152
OK people! Every day I check my mailbox and NOONE has sent me any free CCs!!!


WHAT'S DA PROBLEM HERE?????
DrafterX Offline
#248 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,559
fishinguitarman wrote:
OK people! Every day I check my mailbox and NOONE has sent me any free CCs!!!


WHAT'S DA PROBLEM HERE?????




Did you ask..?? Huh
watchurai Offline
#249 Posted:
Joined: 09-17-2008
Posts: 9,289
fishinguitarman wrote:
OK people! Every day I check my mailbox and NOONE has sent me any free CCs!!!


WHAT'S DA PROBLEM HERE?????



Classic mooch voice-raising. ram27bat
fishinguitarman Offline
#250 Posted:
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