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fishinguitarman Offline
#251 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 10:39 AM EST
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watchurai wrote:
Classic mooch voice-raising. ram27bat













DANG STRAIGHT!!!!
cigar breath Offline
#252 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 12:54 PM EST
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Posts: 960
bunch of fricken mouche bags
Lancaster6802 Offline
#253 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 1:07 PM EST
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cigar breath wrote:
bunch of fricken mouche bags

Douche bags?
daveincincy Offline
#254 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 1:14 PM EST
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If one were in need of good, short smokes for a 30 minute morning work commute (+/- 5 or 10 minutes), how would one go about mooching such cigars? For example, parti shorts work well, but supply is really, really low. I'm not saying they have to be parti shorts. I'm just using them as an example. Anyone out there fit this description? I'm not saying it's me....I'm just sayin. Blushing
nickatnite Offline
#255 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 1:19 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
That took you three years to realize? Most guys here come to know that in our first conversation.


You ******* ***** ** **** *******!



He ain't lying either.
Mellow
nickatnite Offline
#256 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 1:21 PM EST
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Lancaster6802 wrote:
Douche bags?



?????

you mooching douche bags?
Mellow
Lancaster6802 Offline
#257 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 1:26 PM EST
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cigar breath wrote:
bunch of fricken mouche bags


Nick,
I was quoting John Lennons Mouche bags quote.
Asking if he was calling us ( You ) a douche bag
nickatnite Offline
#258 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 1:26 PM EST
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engletl wrote:
Would you accept a payment plan?
I sit on the couch all day long eating snickerdoodles while collecting disability. I could send you $1 a month starting with next month's check. (but by the third month I am going to totally disappear and never pay what I have pledged to you in full)

(In other words I am going to "portercolin" you"


aka "pulling a porter",....aka "porterizing or colinizing" someone.
cigar breath Offline
#259 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 1:26 PM EST
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mooching douche bag=mouche bag only if the shoe fits
nickatnite Offline
#260 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 1:27 PM EST
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Lancaster6802 wrote:
Nick,
I was quoting John Lennons Mouche bags quote.
Asking if he was calling us ( You ) a douche bag



oh. sorry.
Anxious
nickatnite Offline
#261 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 1:31 PM EST
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Too lazy to read to whole thread Scott.
I'm a slacker, apparently to Nicar and a few others.
Sad
watchurai Offline
#262 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 1:31 PM EST
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Posts: 9,289
nickatnite wrote:
Too lazy to read to whole thread Scott.
I'm a slacker, apparently to Nicar and a few others.
Sad



Classic mooch sloth. ram27bat
watchurai Offline
#263 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 1:32 PM EST
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cigar breath wrote:
mooching douche bag=mouche bag only if the shoe fits




Classic mooch categorizing. ram27bat
nickatnite Offline
#264 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 1:33 PM EST
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watchurai wrote:
Classic mooch sloth. ram27bat



Crying Crying Crying
watchurai Offline
#265 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 1:33 PM EST
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daveincincy wrote:
If one were in need of good, short smokes for a 30 minute morning work commute (+/- 5 or 10 minutes), how would one go about mooching such cigars? For example, parti shorts work well, but supply is really, really low. I'm not saying they have to be parti shorts. I'm just using them as an example. Anyone out there fit this description? I'm not saying it's me....I'm just sayin. Blushing



Classic mooch...period. ram27bat
watchurai Offline
#266 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 1:34 PM EST
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Posts: 9,289
nickatnite wrote:
Crying Crying Crying




classic mooch Nancy-boy. ram27bat
TIGERCDW Offline
#267 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 1:35 PM EST
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cigar breath wrote:
mooching douche bag=mouche bag only if the shoe fits


LMFAO

Nice one.

TIGER
Lancaster6802 Offline
#268 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 1:37 PM EST
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watchurai wrote:
classic mooch Nancy-boy. ram27bat


There's more than one nancy here?
Damn....... horse
watchurai Offline
#269 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 1:38 PM EST
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Posts: 9,289
Lancaster6802 wrote:
There's more than one nancy here?
Damn....... horse




Classic mooch jealousy. ram27bat
jeff.foxy Offline
#270 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 1:40 PM EST
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Posts: 1,727
hahahahah


im having a good time!
jeff.foxy Offline
#271 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 1:40 PM EST
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am i mooching good times?
nickatnite Offline
#272 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 1:40 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Well I'm sending you something you didn't ask for. Its a gift for a special occasion.



prolly a "park walking kit".
nickatnite Offline
#273 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 1:49 PM EST
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BDS12 wrote:
Dont you know it's better to give than recieve......so give me your smokesram27bat

LOL
z6joker9 Offline
#274 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 1:51 PM EST
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BTW, I saw a post about why Lancaster (moochamous prime) joined this forum. I dragged him to the site after I found out how friendly it could be (minus tiger and jamie, of course) when I posted an ISO for some HTFs. Of course, then he made that azzhat first post and I pretended not to know him for a month.
watchurai Offline
#275 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 1:53 PM EST
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z6joker9 wrote:
BTW, I saw a post about why Lancaster (moochamous prime) joined this forum. I dragged him to the site after I found out how friendly it could be (minus tiger and jamie, of course) when I posted an ISO for some HTFs. Of course, then he made that azzhat first post and I pretended not to know him for a month.




Awesome. Laugh
TIGERCDW Offline
#276 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 1:56 PM EST
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z6joker9 wrote:
BTW, I saw a post about why Lancaster (moochamous prime) joined this forum. I dragged him to the site after I found out how friendly it could be (minus tiger and jamie, of course) when I posted an ISO for some HTFs. Of course, then he made that azzhat first post and I pretended not to know him for a month.



WTF is your major malfunction?

TIGER
z6joker9 Offline
#277 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 2:12 PM EST
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Posts: 5,902
Tiger's first reply to me:


TIGERCDW wrote:
Who asked you to?

If you were a regular here you would see that this thread is how we are on a daily basis with each other.

Grow a pair...it's not all about you.

TIGER



In retrospect, that probably was him being nice to me Frying pan
DrafterX Offline
#278 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 2:14 PM EST
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noobs.... Not talking Not talking Not talking Not talking
TIGERCDW Offline
#279 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 2:22 PM EST
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z6joker9 wrote:
Tiger's first reply to me:





In retrospect, that probably was him being nice to me Frying pan



Azzhole...I started laughing so hard I had to get my inhaler.

TIGER
nickatnite Offline
#280 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 2:27 PM EST
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m j toal wrote:
No, now you're wrong John. I like you just fine. I don't like Ringo.

I'm just collecting data.

I've become a pro at this sort of police work from years and years of watching Dennis Weaver in ''Columbo''!

Facts are facts. Can't argue with facts.



I've would've have guessed that you picked up those police work skills from Busa.
You know,......while herfing with him, him drinking your mexican beer with coozies on 'em and pissing on your lawn/bushes and stuff like that.
Think
nickatnite Offline
#281 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 2:29 PM EST
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z6joker9 wrote:
BTW, I saw a post about why Lancaster (moochamous prime) joined this forum. I dragged him to the site after I found out how friendly it could be (minus tiger and jamie, of course) when I posted an ISO for some HTFs. Of course, then he made that azzhat first post and I pretended not to know him for a month.



LOL LOL
Lancaster6802 Offline
#282 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 2:35 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
noobs.... Not talking Not talking Not talking Not talking


I'm telling ya, damn noobs! Selfish and moochy Moochers
Lancaster6802 Offline
#283 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 2:36 PM EST
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z6joker9 wrote:
BTW, I saw a post about why Lancaster (moochamous prime) joined this forum. I dragged him to the site after I found out how friendly it could be (minus tiger and jamie, of course) when I posted an ISO for some HTFs. Of course, then he made that azzhat first post and I pretended not to know him for a month.


It's ok, I wanted to cancel my acct and start over but Xavier encouraged me to hang in there. The chit got worse before it got better
TIGERCDW Offline
#284 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 2:58 PM EST
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Lancaster6802 wrote:
It's ok, I wanted to cancel my acct and start over but Xavier encouraged me to hang in there. The chit got worse before it got better



When the eff did it get better?

Did I miss sumpin"?

TIGER
DrafterX Offline
#285 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 3:01 PM EST
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TIGERCDW wrote:
When the eff did it get better?

Did I miss sumpin"?

TIGER




He's sending me cheese.... Mellow
Lancaster6802 Offline
#286 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 3:05 PM EST
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TIGERCDW wrote:
When the eff did it get better?

Did I miss sumpin"?

TIGER


No not really, you mean BassTurd!
Instead of there just being a few people kicking my azz, there's a group of Lancater haters!
Hell there's even threads created to talk about how chitty of a mooching nancy I am but no one wants to name any names!
Famous quite, Who The F Are You? And Who The F Cares That Your Here!
I love you guys Beer
Lancaster6802 Offline
#287 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 3:06 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
He's sending me cheese.... Mellow


That's all apart of my master mooching Nancy plan! Sarcasm
watchurai Offline
#288 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 3:10 PM EST
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You alright Lancaster. You moochy mooching moocher. [tousles hair]
TIGERCDW Offline
#289 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 3:14 PM EST
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Lancaster6802 wrote:
That's all apart of my master mooching Nancy plan! Sarcasm



You're the MAN...eff everbody else except me.

And Drafter's cheese.

Dude please don't **** his cheese before you send it.

TIGER
Lancaster6802 Offline
#290 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 3:16 PM EST
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watchurai wrote:
You alright Lancaster. You moochy mooching moocher. [tousles hair]

Thanks boss, I take no offense. I in fact like throwing fuel on the fire, it's fun.
But as a noob, it is difficult to understand what's accepted, what's ok and what's not. Who finds what funny and who's offended or pissed off about what we say or do. Clearly you can't make everyone happy, but if you try and be easy going and attempt to get along or take a knee, your a sucker who's rolling over to have your ****** slapped.

Lancaster6802 Offline
#291 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 3:18 PM EST
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TIGERCDW wrote:
You're the MAN...eff everbody else except me.

And Drafter's cheese.

Dude please don't **** his cheese before you send it.

TIGER


Dude, you don't eff with people's food! It mailed out yesterday but cheese and pretzel chips are sealed.
TIGERCDW Offline
#292 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 3:24 PM EST
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Lancaster6802 wrote:
Dude, you don't eff with people's food! It mailed out yesterday but cheese and pretzel chips are sealed.



you home or at work/

TIGER
z6joker9 Offline
#293 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 3:26 PM EST
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It's like putting ketchup in beer
Lancaster6802 Offline
#294 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 3:30 PM EST
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TIGERCDW wrote:
you home or at work/

TIGER


I'm at work, but give me a ring if ya want
Lancaster6802 Offline
#295 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 3:31 PM EST
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z6joker9 wrote:
It's like putting ketchup in beer


I'm still scared from that chit!
pool-cue Offline
#296 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 3:44 PM EST
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Haven't been on much, just hope I am not one of the moochers that's being targeted. I really mean it when I say, don't you DARE send anything back. Haven't done much trade anyway, maybe I will do a fiver FT on the trade board tonight when I get home. What you guys think.

PC
Nicar Offline
#297 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 3:46 PM EST
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pool-cue wrote:
Haven't been on much, just hope I am not one of the moochers that's being targeted. I really mean it when I say, don't you DARE send anything back. Haven't done much trade anyway, maybe I will do a fiver FT on the trade board tonight when I get home. What you guys think.

PC



I wouldn't dare enter a trade with you... and Roland, dont know you well, but hope all is going well. You didn't lose any sticks at your warehouse I hope... then maybe we can get you some get well smokes if you did!!
pool-cue Offline
#298 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 4:01 PM EST
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Lucky my humidor is at home, so I got lucky on that one. So I don't need any get well smokes per say. Actually I've been trying to smoke down my stash since last year, only purchased 7 boxes of HTF cigars last year. I should be good for a couple of decades. Thanks for the well wishes.

PC
TIGERCDW Offline
#299 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 4:34 PM EST
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pool-cue wrote:
Haven't been on much, just hope I am not one of the moochers that's being targeted. I really mean it when I say, don't you DARE send anything back. Haven't done much trade anyway, maybe I will do a fiver FT on the trade board tonight when I get home. What you guys think.

PC



DO NOT TRADE WITH PC.

You have been warned.

Good to see you Roland.

TIGER
Lancaster6802 Offline
#300 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2012, 4:44 PM EST
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Ok..... So note to self, Stay the Hell away from PC and TBone!
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