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Mitch65 Offline
#51 Posted: Tue, Jul 31 2012, 2:57 AM EST
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The **** needs too see all 50 states!
Abrignac Offline
#52 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2012, 3:04 PM EST
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Well I thought I was being cute sending the C O C K Jamie's way. Little did I know he would launch a preemptive strike. My wife comes home a few minutes ago with a LFR.

3 strips of Elk Jerky
box of Red Velvet Almonds
bottle of craft India Pale Ale
Marionberry Jam
Moose Munch popcorn snack
Wildhuckleberry syrup
An Oregon coaster
Coffee mug

And a nice note about how his box is bigger than my fighting C O C K



Thanks Jamie can't wait to try the goodies

Pics to follow
ZRX1200 Offline
#53 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2012, 3:11 PM EST
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Better?

No I'm an azzhole not a pretentious prick.


I said "BIGGER!" (god I hope I didn't write that wrong........) I thought you C O C K was flying in a SFR or MFR box.

And you can thank the C.A.T fundraiser recipient who asked that prize be fowarded to you. This wasn't preemptive C O C K packaging. I'll get you back later for that on my own. A simple redirect is all this was.

There's only one elk strip, the other are two differrent beef strips.

Enjoy brother. And your thanks don't belong to me!
Abrignac Offline
#54 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2012, 3:17 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Better?

No I'm an azzhole not a pretentious prick.


I said "BIGGER!" (god I hope I didn't write that wrong........) I thought you C O C K was flying in a SFR or MFR box.

And you can thank the C.A.T fundraiser recipient who asked that prize be fowarded to you. This wasn't preemptive C O C K packaging. I'll get you back later for that on my own. A simple redirect is all this was.

There's only one elk strip, the other are two differrent beef strips.

Enjoy brother. And your thanks don't belong to me!



Yea you did say bigger I had to edit. Typing on an iPhone has drawbacks.

I guess I'll have to go look at the prize list to see who's responsible for the re-direct. I suspect Nancy had a role in this. He seems to love to stir the pot.

Thanks again.
ZRX1200 Offline
#55 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2012, 3:23 PM EST
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Lancaster6802 Offline
#56 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2012, 3:31 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
http://www.cigarbid.com/mobile/forum/cb_postst621461p4_CAT-PRIZE-WINNERS.aspx

Well I didn't send any **** out in my packages to ya Jamie
sd72 Offline
#57 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2012, 3:34 PM EST
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List says knokmdwn sends to to Jamie if I read it right.
Abrignac Offline
#58 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2012, 3:54 PM EST
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Quote:
Oregon bomb en route.

0312 0090 0000 8014 7430


8lbs 6.4 ozs of redirected love headed to the deep south.

Bet my box is bigger than your **** noob.


Damn I missed that one.

Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan



BTW Jamie, The almonds are da bomb!!!
ZRX1200 Offline
#59 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2012, 4:36 PM EST
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Lillie Bells chocolates is a small award winning chocolatier that ships.......


(Hint hint......for the wife)


Ive shipped some out to a couple SOTL here and BOTLs wifes. Always a hit!
banderl Offline
#60 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2012, 5:57 PM EST
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I put the over at 3 weeks before some nood loses the C0CK.
Abrignac Offline
#61 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2012, 6:53 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Lillie Bells chocolates is a small award winning chocolatier that ships.......


(Hint hint......for the wife)


Ive shipped some out to a couple SOTL here and BOTLs wifes. Always a hit!


What I can't sample?

Cindy sends her thanks. She was munching on them when I left for work.

BTW, Jamie has a birthday around the corner. (Hint Hint)

Heard he likes bourbon.

Whistle

ZRX1200 Offline
#62 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2012, 11:27 PM EST
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The C O C K has landed!

A nice 5ver and a notepad in tow.

Fiver:
La Aurora corojo perfecto (#1 I believe)
Kristoff Maduro
LFD double Ligero Toro
Tatuaje Cojonu 2003
Cabiguan 46 Maduro

Great fiver Anthony but I really have a strong urge to put the C O C K to fire...........I don't know if I can hold back.

Who's next to fondle your C O C K and join the loyal order of C O C K??????
smokestaxx Offline
#63 Posted: Fri, Aug 3 2012, 1:02 AM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
The C O C K has landed!

A nice 5ver and a notepad in tow.

Fiver:
La Aurora corojo perfecto (#1 I believe)
Kristoff Maduro
LFD double Ligero Toro
Tatuaje Cojonu 2003
Cabiguan 46 Maduro

Great fiver Anthony but I really have a strong urge to put the C O C K to fire...........I don't know if I can hold back.

Who's next to fondle your C O C K and join the loyal order of C O C K??????

As much as you want to, please dont smoke the C0CK....
kcramer Offline
#64 Posted: Fri, Aug 3 2012, 1:33 PM EST
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If you need someone from WV to take the c o c k I'm yer man! We take em deep here in these parts.
Abrignac Offline
#65 Posted: Fri, Aug 3 2012, 2:23 PM EST
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kcramer wrote:
If you need someone from WV to take the c o c k I'm yer man! We take em deep here in these parts.



Never thought awh never mind.
knokmdwn Offline
#66 Posted: Fri, Aug 3 2012, 10:36 PM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
Well I thought I was being cute sending the C O C K Jamie's way. Little did I know he would launch a preemptive strike. My wife comes home a few minutes ago with a LFR.

3 strips of Elk Jerky
box of Red Velvet Almonds
bottle of craft India Pale Ale
Marionberry Jam
Moose Munch popcorn snack
Wildhuckleberry syrup
An Oregon coaster
Coffee mug

And a nice note about how his box is bigger than my fighting C O C K



Thanks Jamie can't wait to try the goodies

Pics to follow



VEry nice hit Jamie!!!! ThumpUp
jnichols Offline
#67 Posted: Fri, Aug 3 2012, 10:54 PM EST
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Just showed my wife this thread, she thinks your all nuts! I know better




Not!
ZRX1200 Offline
#68 Posted: Sat, Aug 4 2012, 1:40 AM EST
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No nuts.



All C O C K.......
Lancaster6802 Offline
#69 Posted: Sat, Aug 4 2012, 7:16 AM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
The C O C K has landed!

A nice 5ver and a notepad in tow.

Fiver:
La Aurora corojo perfecto (#1 I believe)
Kristoff Maduro
LFD double Ligero Toro
Tatuaje Cojonu 2003
Cabiguan 46 Maduro

Great fiver Anthony but I really have a strong urge to put the C O C K to fire...........I don't know if I can hold back.

Who's next to fondle your C O C K and join the loyal order of C O C K??????


Damn!!!!! Hey Jamie, I hear those Cabiguan Maddies and Kristoff Maduros are infected with C O C K Isis. You should send them to me ASAP! Yep, I like me some maduro c o c k s! What can I say!

Awesome hit Anthony!
smokestaxx Offline
#70 Posted: Sat, Aug 4 2012, 11:12 AM EST
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^SLUT.
Lancaster6802 Offline
#71 Posted: Sat, Aug 4 2012, 11:32 AM EST
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smokestaxx wrote:
I liked the maduro c o c k s first! Back off, it's mine b I t c h

^ w h o r e
smokestaxx Offline
#72 Posted: Sat, Aug 4 2012, 12:14 PM EST
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LMAO Thanks D!CK
Mitch65 Offline
#73 Posted: Sat, Aug 4 2012, 12:55 PM EST
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Lancaster6802 wrote:
^ w h o r e

+1
Guido099 Offline
#74 Posted: Sat, Aug 4 2012, 1:06 PM EST
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Has the C.O.C.K flown the coop??
LOL
delta1 Offline
#75 Posted: Sat, Aug 4 2012, 1:06 PM EST
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you're all a buncha c o c k suckers!

But if the C O C K wants to land in CA, make it a Big Bamboo sized one...we got lotsa El Pollo Locos here.
ZRX1200 Offline
#76 Posted: Sat, Aug 4 2012, 1:30 PM EST
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Package is ready to stretch the box out I'm packing tight today. My head is really swollen with excitement, I could just explode.




Dont move........don't move............uh......uh.




Ok I'm going to the PO.
smokestaxx Offline
#77 Posted: Sat, Aug 4 2012, 2:42 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Package is ready to stretch the box out I'm packing tight today. My head is really swollen with excitement, I could just explode.




Dont move........don't move............uh......uh.




Ok I'm going to the PO.

your sick
ZRX1200 Offline
#78 Posted: Sat, Aug 4 2012, 3:01 PM EST
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Is it contagious? ? ?

0312 0090 0000 8014 7447
harleyd31 Offline
#79 Posted: Sat, Aug 4 2012, 8:43 PM EST
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ohhhhhh nooooooo the C O C K is on the loose again....Watch your backside er I mean back!!
Lancaster6802 Offline
#80 Posted: Sat, Aug 4 2012, 8:45 PM EST
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harleyd31 wrote:
ohhhhhh nooooooo the C O C K is on the loose again....Watch your backside er I mean back!!

Whistle
ZRX1200 Offline
#81 Posted: Sat, Aug 4 2012, 8:54 PM EST
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I hear they grab their ankles reeeeeel good back east Scotty......
Lancaster6802 Offline
#82 Posted: Sat, Aug 4 2012, 9:01 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
I hear they grab their ankles reeeeeel good back east Scotty......

Dem boys sure got a purty mouth!
smokestaxx Offline
#83 Posted: Sat, Aug 4 2012, 9:05 PM EST
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i hope you wrapped the C0Ck before you stuck in some random box and sent it on the way
smokestaxx Offline
#84 Posted: Sat, Aug 4 2012, 9:08 PM EST
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we need to make tshirts for this thread... something along the lines of "i received the C0CK."
ZRX1200 Offline
#85 Posted: Sat, Aug 4 2012, 9:47 PM EST
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Its well "protected" and it has friends......
Guido099 Offline
#86 Posted: Sat, Aug 4 2012, 9:55 PM EST
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I am not sure if I would like C0CK...

It would definitely be new ground for me.
ZRX1200 Offline
#87 Posted: Sat, Aug 4 2012, 9:58 PM EST
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But you're curious.....
ZRX1200 Offline
#88 Posted: Mon, Aug 6 2012, 10:52 AM EST
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Your Item Status: Your item is out for delivery at 10:13 am on August 06, 2012 in ....................
harleyd31 Offline
#89 Posted: Mon, Aug 6 2012, 12:22 PM EST
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Somebody (Jamie) slapped their C O C K on my desk at work!!!! Thank god it was in it's "casing"!! It came with a entourage including some Oregon breath mints to get rid of the C O C K taste!!!!!
He also sent the C O C K 's buddy Big Richard - you know the Kinky one....As if the C O C K wasn't bad enough..

Also Jamie has a serious math disability!!
His Fiver
Joya De Nicaragua Cabinetta Serie- #7 - I believe
Partagas Serie D #4- love em..
Casa Magna Colorado
RP Winter Collection 2009- Never Had
Oliva Serie V #4- yum
Joya De Nicargua Cabinetta Serie- never had
CAO - 65th Anny Tonton Tubo- I think - never had but looks tasty as hell!!!
Ramon Bueso- Genisis the Project robusto
601 Green label Reserva Limitada
Monte Pascoal Beli- never heard of- looks great!!
Kinky Friedman BIG RICHARD!!
and of course the one and only C O C K !!!!

Nice job!!!

Where is the C O C K traveling to next............
Abrignac Offline
#90 Posted: Mon, Aug 6 2012, 11:40 PM EST
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harleyd31 wrote:
Somebody (Jamie) slapped their C O C K on my desk...

Where is the C O C K traveling to next............


Poor C0CK. I hate that it's getting slapped around. I do wish someone would be gentle to it. There is no reason at all to spank or beat it.


Paul please send the C0CK to someone can get a hand on the problem.
Lancaster6802 Offline
#91 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2012, 12:16 AM EST
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I hear hambone likes the c o c k
Abrignac Offline
#92 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2012, 12:24 AM EST
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Lancaster6802 wrote:
I hear hambone likes the c o c k


Bone for a bone. That has a nice (C0CK) ring to it.
ZRX1200 Offline
#93 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2012, 12:28 AM EST
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The C O C K is in a tubo for "protection".
akfireguy Offline
#94 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2012, 12:31 AM EST
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So for anybody that is interested I found a whiskey at a local booze emporium with the same name. Fighting c0ck. Any body wanna try swallowing some let me know.
ZRX1200 Offline
#95 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2012, 12:33 AM EST
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Thats actually pretty good!

Got some from Mathen (secret santa) and was thoroughly surprised by it.
Abrignac Offline
#96 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2012, 12:59 AM EST
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akfireguy wrote:
So for anybody that is interested I found a whiskey at a local booze emporium with the same name. Fighting c0ck. Any body wanna try swallowing some let me know.



I don't swallow no C0CK but feel free to send some Bookers or Knob Creek SBR my way. I'll swallow that all day long.
harleyd31 Offline
#97 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2012, 9:44 AM EST
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I am done with the C O C K - it is off to meet the next victim.......DC#03121430000294594861
smokestaxx Offline
#98 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2012, 9:58 AM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Thats actually pretty good!

Got some from Mathen (secret santa) and was thoroughly surprised by it.

You like the C0CK juice as well?
hambone71 Offline
#99 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2012, 4:37 PM EST
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I have it on good authority that Lancaster can't live without c0ck.
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#100 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2012, 5:20 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Thats actually pretty good!

Got some from Mathen (secret santa) and was thoroughly surprised by it.




Did you swallow or spit?


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