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Romney & Ryan
teedubbya Offline
#151 Posted:
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well at least we have that to look forward to!

maybe it's not a protest vote. maybe I really think Daffy Duck would make a bettr Prez
teedubbya Offline
#152 Posted:
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I will vote for who I want to and yall can't stop me LOL
DrafterX Offline
#153 Posted:
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where do you vote..?? Huh
HockeyDad Offline
#154 Posted:
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Posts: 46,187
teedubbya wrote:
I will vote for who I want to and yall can't stop me LOL



We've always known who you are voting for....who you think you're kidding?!

One thing the Republicans and Democrats can always agree to is the mutual destruction of any viable 3rd party.

(Greens, Reform, Tea Party, etc)
teedubbya Offline
#155 Posted:
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at the planned parenthood next to the chick-fil-a
bloody spaniard Offline
#156 Posted:
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84 days till Obama's re-elected.
Thank you, TW.

Sarcasm
teedubbya Offline
#157 Posted:
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Iffin yall keep dissin me I'll vote for obama to spite you
bloody spaniard Offline
#158 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
Iffin yall keep dissin me I'll vote for obama to spite you



Well keep teasin' us, Mango, and I will too.
Curious anyway to see how quickly we turn into Guadalajara.Dancing
teedubbya Offline
#159 Posted:
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Guadalajara? Isn't that where Romney was born?
teedubbya Offline
#160 Posted:
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funny part is I just pissed a bunch of people off by railing on how bad Obama is. We stuck to politics though. I didn't mention his moms curtains.
jetblasted Offline
#161 Posted:
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What does Obama's mother's curtains have to do with politics ?
teedubbya Offline
#162 Posted:
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they look like elephant ears
bloody spaniard Offline
#163 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
Guadalajara? Isn't that where Romney was born?


Mitt Romney was supposedly born in Detroit.


Nowwwww, his daddy who ran in Republican primaries was born in Mexico- a Chihuahua baby!!! LOL!!
teedubbya Offline
#164 Posted:
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those mormans look all alike to me. especially the mexican ones.

so our choice is a kenyan muslim or a mexican morman?

aye carumba.
teedubbya Offline
#165 Posted:
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detroit is a nice place, of course I just returned from cleveland.
bloody spaniard Offline
#166 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
those mormans look all alike to me. especially the mexican ones.
so our choice is a kenyan muslim or a mexican morman?
aye carumba.



You want to get your maracas worked up further?
The birthers are out again & this time they're coming after Mitt:

Mitt's father, George Romney, was born in Mexico and was a Mexican citizen. There's no indication that George Romney was ever naturalized as a U.S. Citizen and under Mexican law, George Romney was a Mexican citizen, regardless of whether or not he had two U.S. citizen parents at birth.

According to Mexican law, even the children of Mexican citizens are considered citizens of Mexico. When Mitt Romney was born, he acquired dual-citizenship as both a U.S. and Mexican citizen.

Therefore under Article II, Section I of the U.S. Constitution, Mitt Romney is NOT a Natural Born Citizen and ineligible for the office of President.


Lawsuits must be filed immediately in order to prevent Romney from becoming the GOP nominee or taking the oath of office if he's elected President.



LOL
teedubbya Offline
#167 Posted:
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Is he at least here legally? I don't want him using up all our resources or using our restrooms and water fountains.
bloody spaniard Offline
#168 Posted:
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I gotta go. This political process is a mess. But ain't it fun?Drool

Careful, I think Jetblasted is sneaking up behind you & he's carrying a crowbar.
Drafter's in the other room waiting for you behind the curtains just in case Jet fails.
Your new best friend Nick sends you a partially smoked Lot 123 & his condolences that he can't be there to help.
jetblasted Offline
#169 Posted:
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ram27bat
teedubbya Offline
#170 Posted:
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A Mexican Morman and a Kenyan Muslim walk into a bar. The Mexican Morman says hey vato, wanna look at my wives teets.... The Kenyan Muslim says sure....are they real? The Mexican Muslim says of course cabrone this aint Texas.
teedubbya Offline
#171 Posted:
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jetblasted wrote:
ram27bat



ACK!!!!!


lol Jet its all good on my end. I'm just an ahole havin fun.
wheelrite Offline
#172 Posted:
Joined: 11-01-2006
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teedubbya wrote:
ACK!!!!!


lol Jet its all good on my end. just looking for some peter .






ewwwwwwd'oh!
teedubbya Offline
#173 Posted:
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wheelrite wrote:
ewwwwwwd'oh!


sounds like youd rathr have some fun with peter's ahole
teedubbya Offline
#174 Posted:
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why is is we can't get anyone from THIS country to run for Prez anymore?
wheelrite Offline
#175 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
why is is we can't get anyone from THIS country to run for Prez anymore?


I was born in Germany..
teedubbya Offline
#176 Posted:
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My real name is Barry
teedubbya Offline
#177 Posted:
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My real name is Barry

Didn't realize this is truth or dare
jojoc Offline
#178 Posted:
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I'd rather be elected to Congress served my four years become a millionaire retire with full federal medical benefits. Why the world what I want to be president?
DrafterX Offline
#179 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
why is is we can't get anyone from THIS country to run for Prez anymore?



ok damnit I'll do it.... where do I sign up.?? bassards... Mad
Stinkdyr Offline
#180 Posted:
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HockeyDad wrote:
It would prolly be better if they could flip the ticket.



Ed Zachary



Herfing
teedubbya Offline
#181 Posted:
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Flipping the ticket would be about the only way you could get me to vote for Obama.
HockeyDad Offline
#182 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
Flipping the ticket would be about the only way you could get me to vote for Obama.



You keep selling that tale!
gringococolo Offline
#183 Posted:
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jojoc wrote:
I'd rather be elected to Congress served my four years become a millionaire retire with full federal medical benefits. Why the world what I want to be president?



Fact check that..


U.S. Congress salaries and benefits have been the source of taxpayer unhappiness and myths over the years. Here are some facts for your consideration.


Rank-and-File Members:
The current salary (2011-2012) for rank-and-file members of the House and Senate is $174,000 per year.
•Members are free to turn down pay increase and some choose to do so.

•In a complex system of calculations, administered by the U.S. Office of Personnel Management, congressional pay rates also affect the salaries for federal judges and other senior government executives.

•During the Constitutional Convention, Benjamin Franklin considered proposing that elected government officials not be paid for their service. Other Founding Fathers, however, decided otherwise.

•From 1789 to 1855, members of Congress received only a per diem (daily payment) of $6.00 while in session, except for a period from December 1815 to March 1817, when they received $1,500 a year. Members began receiving an annual salary in 1855, when they were paid $3,000 per year.

Congress: Leadership Members' Salary (2011-2012)
Leaders of the House and Senate are paid a higher salary than rank-and-file members.

Senate Leadership
Majority Party Leader - $193,400
Minority Party Leader - $193,400

House Leadership
Speaker of the House - $223,500
Majority Leader - $193,400
Minority Leader - $193,400

A cost-of-living-adjustment (COLA) increase takes effect annually unless Congress votes to not accept it.

Benefits Paid to Members of Congress

You may have read that Members of Congress do not pay into Social Security. Well, that's a myth.

Prior to 1984, neither Members of Congress nor any other federal civil service employee paid Social Security taxes. Of course, they were also not eligible to receive Social Security benefits. Members of Congress and other federal employees were instead covered by a separate pension plan called the Civil Service Retirement System (CSRS). The 1983 amendments to the Social Security Act required federal employees first hired after 1983 to participate in Social Security. These amendments also required all Members of Congress to participate in Social Security as of January 1, 1984, regardless of when they first entered Congress. Because the CSRS was not designed to coordinate with Social Security, Congress directed the development of a new retirement plan for federal workers. The result was the Federal Employees' Retirement System Act of 1986.

Members of Congress receive retirement and health benefits under the same plans available to other federal employees. They become vested after five years of full participation.

Members elected since 1984 are covered by the Federal Employees' Retirement System (FERS). Those elected prior to 1984 were covered by the Civil Service Retirement System (CSRS). In 1984 all members were given the option of remaining with CSRS or switching to FERS.

As it is for all other federal employees, congressional retirement is funded through taxes and the participants' contributions. Members of Congress under FERS contribute 1.3 percent of their salary into the FERS retirement plan and pay 6.2 percent of their salary in Social Security taxes.

Members of Congress are not eligible for a pension until they reach the age of 50, but only if they've completed 20 years of service. Members are eligible at any age after completing 25 years of service or after they reach the age of 62. Please also note that Members of Congress have to serve at least 5 years to even receive a pension.

The amount of a congressperson's pension depends on the years of service and the average of the highest 3 years of his or her salary. By law, the starting amount of a Member's retirement annuity may not exceed 80% of his or her final salary.

According to the Congressional Research Service, 413 retired Members of Congress were receiving federal pensions based fully or in part on their congressional service as of Oct. 1, 2006. Of this number, 290 had retired under CSRS and were receiving an average annual pension of $60,972. A total of 123 Members had retired with service under both CSRS and FERS or with service under FERS only. Their average annual pension was $35,952 in 2006.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#184 Posted:
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ROMNEY AND RYAN ARE AS GOOD A CHOICE AS ROMNEY AND
ANY ONE TO FORM A LOSING TICKET
DadZilla3 Offline
#185 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
why is is we can't get anyone from THIS country to run for Prez anymore?

Hey, if outsourcing works for what was previously many thousands of American manufacturing and tech support jobs, why not outsource the job of running the whole damn country as well?
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