Something to add, in the spirit of our beloved "pool fish":
Every year on Easter Sunday, Hugh Hefner invites the extended Playboy "family" (past Playmates and their husbands and kids, certain execs and celeb pals, etc.) to celebrate at the Playboy Mansion.
They do a huge egg hunt on the Mansion grounds for about a hundred or so kids, there are lots of Easter "Bunnies" (if you catch my meaning) and they even have a "petting zoo" (no, this is not a joke).
So this past year, one of my camera crews covered the event and I got a call on my cell phone just as I was getting out of church (yes, I know, why bother when I am so clearly going to hell?).
It's one of my producers and she's sort of freaked out. She says, "This year's petting zoo... there's a porcupine! And a baby alligator! Kids are being put into a pen with a porcupine -- and an alligator! Should I be shooting this?"
And I was like, "Hell, yeah, Hef's pulling a 'pool fish'!"
BTW, I just asked someone to pull some photos and I'll post if we have any pics of the more dangerous animals in the petting zoo. (Maybe Hef read this thread and thought Charlie was serious?!)
ScottHar