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TrishS@CigarBid Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 10:34 AM EST
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Posts: 3,172
References to memberships of any kind really have to stop. After getting about a dozen calls this month, its become apparent that we have a lot of lurkers who don't actually know what you all think is funny. So be warned. This place could become a ghost town before too long.

Thanks for your help.
dstieger Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 10:42 AM EST
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But, Trish...

Many here are unable to recognize the subtle transition that happened....from 'almost clever, a little bit funny, 'insider' joke' into 'tired, worn out unimaginative tripe' ...an evolution that was complete about 18 months ago.....cut 'em some slack....or better yet, just cut 'em off
DrafterX Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 10:47 AM EST
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What about the NRA..?? can we still talk about the NRA..?? Huh
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 10:50 AM EST
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dstieger wrote:
But, Trish...

Many here are unable to recognize the subtle transition that happened....from 'almost clever, a little bit funny, 'insider' joke' into 'tired, worn out unimaginative tripe' ...an evolution that was complete about 18 months ago.....cut 'em some slack....or better yet, just cut 'em off


Have bloody order an audit of their account.
wheelrite Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 10:58 AM EST
Joined: 11-01-2006
Posts: 50,119
So,,,

My Playboy Club membership is not permitted as a topic here ?


wheel,,
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 11:05 AM EST
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They actually still have those? I thought they closed all of them years ago.
watchurai Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 11:16 AM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
They actually still have those? I thought they closed all of them years ago.


There's an app for that.
watchurai Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 11:21 AM EST
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I am with dstieger, this was only marginally funny when it first popped up, and I for one thing the Ban Hammer is a fine idea for anyone still nattering on about it. I want OTHER pointless tripe to fill up these threads, damnit!
ZRX1200 Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 11:31 AM EST
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I warned you guys!

Love you mom.
delta1 Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 11:36 AM EST
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mmmmmm....tripe.....love some tasty menudo and claypot beef ....


...and BTW....Trish's appearance reminded me of the scene near the end of "Jurassic World" when they released the dark T-Rex............Trexish?
KingoftheCove Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 11:39 AM EST
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Posts: 7,644
ZRX1200 wrote:
I warned you guys!

Love you mom.

Ha!
You make mention of said membership more than anyone, (often sneaking back to your post for a quick edit)
and yet........no hammer for you...........ever.

La Princessa really does love you.......

Think
wheelrite Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 11:46 AM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
They actually still have those? I thought they closed all of them years ago.


I have a super exclusive Membership..


wheel,
delta1 Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 11:55 AM EST
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wheelrite wrote:
I have a super microscopic Member...


wheel,



Oh My!

Peter
wheelrite Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 11:58 AM EST
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delta1 wrote:
Oh My!

Peter


Bada Bing !!

wheel,
frankj1 Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 12:48 PM EST
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wheelrite wrote:
I have a super exclusive Membership..


wheel,

can we say Playboy (insert precious metal) Membership?

Do they still have Diner's Club?
Speyside Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 12:56 PM EST
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So don't play with me, cause you're playing with fire
So don't play with me, cause you're playing with fire
BuckyB93 Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 1:07 PM EST
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Can we say (insert precious metal) association? (insert precious metal) society? (insert precious metal) club? (insert precious metal) league?
DrafterX Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 1:11 PM EST
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I think it has to be regular metal now.... Mellow
zerohourhero Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 1:12 PM EST
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I feel like some people were never taught about playing with fire when they were kids.... then again we smoke cigars, so playing with fire is part of the game.
Speyside Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 1:17 PM EST
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^LMAO!
Brewha Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 1:19 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I think it has to be regular metal now.... Mellow

Molybdenum.

You can say Molybdenum.
gummy jones Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 1:25 PM EST
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can you tell me more about the double rainbow membership and its perks?
JadeRose Offline
#23 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 1:26 PM EST
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What a crock.......this ain't Communist China. I can say whatever I want. If I want to talk about a plati.......Hey......Hi Trish! What can I do for you? Hey!!! Get your hands off me!! I'm not going anywhere with you!! HEY HEEEEELP!!! HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL.....................................*silence*
BuckyB93 Offline
#24 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 1:28 PM EST
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I'm kinda partial to the noble gases although radon is a bad apple.
wheelrite Offline
#25 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 1:29 PM EST
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say it like an Englishman "METTLE"


wheel,
Brewha Offline
#26 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 1:29 PM EST
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Alas poor Jade, we know him well....
Sad
Brewha Offline
#27 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 1:31 PM EST
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I have a Cobalt Chrome Subscription to Thirst Weekly.
Bad place to bring it up?
wheelrite Offline
#28 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 1:33 PM EST
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I wonder if Trish has a Platinum wedding Ring ?

I think not...


wheel,,
BuckyB93 Offline
#29 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 1:44 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
Molybdenum.

You can say Molybdenum.



Actually that's kinda hard to say. Those of us that are "in the know" just refer to it as Molly.
Gene363 Offline
#30 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 2:01 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
can we say Playboy (insert precious metal) Membership?

Do they still have Diner's Club?


Beware of using the word, "insert" I'm just saying.
Gene363 Offline
#31 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 2:05 PM EST
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TrishS@CigarBid wrote:
References to memberships of any kind really have to stop. After getting about a dozen calls this month, its become apparent that we have a lot of lurkers who don't actually know what you all think is funny. So be warned. This place could become a ghost town before too long.

Thanks for your help.


Can we get a humor retarded/underdeveloped section where they can play?

I'd ask for a members only section, but well, you know, maybe now isn't the time. Anxious
zerohourhero Offline
#32 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 2:06 PM EST
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Gene363 wrote:
I'd ask for a members only section, but well, you know, maybe now isn't the time. Anxious


As touch a subject as the topic is, this ranks high on the "Not-Stupid-O-Meter"
Abrignac Offline
#33 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 2:20 PM EST
Joined: 02-24-2012
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TrishS@CigarBid wrote:
References to memberships of any kind really have to stop. After getting about a dozen calls this month, its become apparent that we have a lot of lurkers who don't actually know what you all think is funny. So be warned. This place could become a ghost town before too long.

Thanks for your help.



There is a simple solution to this not so complex problem. I would suggest to simply add a message that one hears when calling CBid customer service.

"Thanks you for calling cigarbid.com. If you are calling to activate a platinum membership, please hang up. You have been duped in to believing that unicorns exist."

Problem solved!!!

Big Hug
JadeRose Offline
#34 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 2:20 PM EST
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I MANAGED TO ESCAPE!!!! I was in a brick room. I think I saw fingernails embedded in the walls. There was a skeleton with an afro sitting in a wheelchair.
teedubbya Offline
#35 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 2:20 PM EST
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Gene363 wrote:


I'd ask for a members only section, but well, you know, maybe now isn't the time. Anxious



You just want something to match your jacket
BuckyB93 Offline
#36 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 2:29 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
I MANAGED TO ESCAPE!!!! I was in a brick room. I think I saw fingernails embedded in the walls. There was a skeleton with an afro sitting in a wheelchair.



How many legs?
madspackler Offline
#37 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 2:31 PM EST
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At first it was funny. Then it became old, and eventually annoying. To the people in Customer Service it was be very aggravating. I can understand the problem trying to explain to a "lurker" that there really is no inside club to belong to regardless of what the FOGS on the site keep referring to as an inside group. It stretches the credibility of the CS staff to potential customers who decided to check out the forums. Some people do not know when to stop. That is where the ban hammer/whack-on-the-side-of-the-head comes into play.

Bless you hearts - I would have though your Momma's taught y'all better.

Thanks for setting the record straight Miss Trish.
teedubbya Offline
#38 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 2:32 PM EST
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brownnoser
madspackler Offline
#39 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 2:36 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
brownnoser


Nah - just getting wiser as I get olderfog
teedubbya Offline
#40 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 2:37 PM EST
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your sense of smell must be diminsihing as well.
DrafterX Offline
#41 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 2:42 PM EST
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Whiskey bottles, and brand new cars
Oak tree you're in my way
There's too much coke and too much smoke
Look what's going on inside you.... Whistle Whistle
banderl Offline
#42 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 2:44 PM EST
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Posts: 10,153
JadeRose wrote:
I MANAGED TO ESCAPE!!!! I was in a brick room. I think I saw fingernails embedded in the walls. There was a skeleton with an afro sitting in a wheelchair.




CROS?
DrafterX Offline
#43 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 2:45 PM EST
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OhMyGod
watchurai Offline
#44 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 2:49 PM EST
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Toldja.

Bloody is working for Cbid's Attrition Office.
DrafterX Offline
#45 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 2:51 PM EST
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That Bassard..!! Mad
dstieger Offline
#46 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 2:52 PM EST
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Mr. Sunshine? I suspect he's working on something far less upbeat than that.
watchurai Offline
#47 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 2:57 PM EST
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All I know is the dude broke fence posts with his face for sport.

Seems a natural fit he whacks people for smokes. Drafter is probably next...dogs eat chickens too.
DrafterX Offline
#48 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 3:08 PM EST
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Bloody won't be whacking on me.... Not talking Not talking
ZRX1200 Offline
#49 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 3:17 PM EST
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No Arabian sunglasses for Drafter?

Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#50 Posted: Tue, Jul 21 2015, 3:20 PM EST
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