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watchurai Offline
#101 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 10:38 AM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
Wheel's account got audited?


It was a Bloody affair....
ShanaC@CigarBid Offline
#102 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 10:38 AM EST
Joined: 09-22-2010
Posts: 1,090



Sipping tea
DrafterX Offline
#103 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 10:39 AM EST
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Posts: 98,559
Customer Service must be slow lately..... Think
watchurai Offline
#104 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 10:43 AM EST
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Posts: 9,289
DrafterX wrote:
Customer Service must be slow lately..... Think



I think the term "Service" has taken on a new meaning....and not in that fun way...Anxious Anxious Anxious
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#105 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 10:53 AM EST
Joined: 11-02-2006
Posts: 121,359
watchurai wrote:
It was a Bloody affair....


Well, I hope the lil' guy is ok.
DrafterX Offline
#106 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 10:56 AM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,559
You ever pick up a bottle of lime water in Walmart and notice the security dude following you around even tho your just shopping and stuff..?? kinda getting a deja-vu.... Mellow
shaun341 Offline
#107 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 11:13 AM EST
Joined: 08-02-2012
Posts: 8,826
Abrignac wrote:
There is a simple solution to this not so complex problem. I would suggest to simply add a message that one hears when calling CBid customer service.

"Thanks you for calling cigarbid.com. If you are calling to activate a platinum membership, please hang up. You have been duped in to believing that unicorns exist."

Problem solved!!!

Big Hug



You mean I have spent the last couple years chasing a unicorn? Guess I will just have to chase after those elusive cbid matches then
fenderbendertex Offline
#108 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 11:29 AM EST
Joined: 08-17-2013
Posts: 1,139
DrafterX wrote:
I think it has to be regular metal now.... Mellow

What about heavy metal? It would only work on wheel's "What are you listening to?" thread
fenderbendertex Offline
#109 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 11:30 AM EST
Joined: 08-17-2013
Posts: 1,139
shaun341 wrote:
You mean I have spent the last couple years chasing a unicorn? Guess I will just have to chase after those elusive cbid matches then

Not even worried about the CI matches anymore - lighters on the cheap here lately!
JadeRose Offline
#110 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 11:31 AM EST
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
shaun341 wrote:
You mean I have spent the last couple years chasing a unicorn? Guess I will just have to chase after those elusive cbid matches then






I heard you hafta have some sort of special metallic account status to get matches. That's what jpotts told me.
tonygraz Offline
#111 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 12:47 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,280
I think it may have been the wicked witch link or a combination of things.
Brewha Offline
#112 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 2:10 PM EST
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Posts: 12,201
I think it would be cool if you had a posters ranking under your name based on your activity like some other sites do.

You start off as "Noob"
Move up to "white owl"
Then classic members ranking; plastic, tin, lead, cobalt chrome, rhodium, plaque, brass sphere, melamine, Formica, iron pyrite, and so on.

How would this look:

Brewha
Steel Member


I like it......
DrafterX Offline
#113 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 2:25 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,559
gotta find another word for member tho.... it's not allowed here anymore... Think
TrishS@CigarBid Offline
#114 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 2:28 PM EST
Joined: 06-13-2001
Posts: 3,172
Brewha wrote:
I think it would be cool if you had a posters ranking under your name based on your activity like some other sites do.

You start off as "Noob"
Move up to "white owl"
Then classic members ranking; plastic, tin, lead, cobalt chrome, rhodium, plaque, brass sphere, melamine, Formica, iron pyrite, and so on.

How would this look:

Brewha
Steel Member


I like it......


Interesting plan, but how do you go from being a 'cigar' to the other ranking? I think its more like the more posts you have the fewer brain cells....so you'd go from say, Rocket Surgeon to knucklehead. Or even further, as in Busa's post count, amoeba.....

What do you think?
TrishS@CigarBid Offline
#115 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 2:29 PM EST
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Posts: 3,172
And yes, Brewha, I did get the subtlety....
dstieger Offline
#116 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 2:33 PM EST
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
Poor Adam
watchurai Offline
#117 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 2:37 PM EST
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Posts: 9,289
Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
Well, I hope the lil' guy is ok.



I dunno, man. First CROS...legless, afro-ed dude in a wheel chair. Now wheelrite....bald headed, gimped up midget. I think the fringe is being trimmed.

Who's next?? Anxious
JadeRose Offline
#118 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 2:37 PM EST
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Posts: 19,525
TrishS@CigarBid wrote:
Interesting plan, but how do you go from being a 'cigar' to the other ranking? I think its more like the more posts you have the fewer brain cells....so you'd go from say, Rocket Surgeon to knucklehead. Or even further, as in Busa's post count, amoeba.....

What do you think?






At 10k posts you reach "Jacka$$ status. Or your first banning....whichever comes first.
JadeRose Offline
#119 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 2:38 PM EST
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Posts: 19,525
watchurai wrote:
I dunno, man. First CROS...legless, afro-ed dude in a wheel chair. Now wheelrite....bald headed, gimped up midget. I think the fringe is being trimmed.

Who's next?? Anxious





You gotta thin out the weak ones. Sorry Drafter
DrafterX Offline
#120 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 2:39 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,559
Just about a year ago
I set out on the road
Seekin' my fame and fortune
Lookin' for a pot of gold
Thing got bad and things got worse
I guess you know the tune
Oh Lord, stuck in Lodi again..... Whistle Whistle
watchurai Offline
#121 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 2:39 PM EST
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Posts: 9,289
dstieger wrote:
Poor Adam



EXCEPT, Adam did his count in a really smart, cunning cyber ninja sort of way, while munching popcorn and watching a movie. Cool



Which means he totally misapplied his genius in a post war with amoebas.
Never mind. Unsure
MACS Offline
#122 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 2:49 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,817
I got mine the old fashioned way... idiotic, inane, often drunk, sometimes inflammatory ramblings. d'oh!
gummy jones Offline
#123 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 2:57 PM EST
Joined: 07-06-2015
Posts: 7,969
MACS wrote:
I got mine the old fashioned way... idiotic, inane, often drunk, sometimes inflammatory ramblings. d'oh!


spoken like a wise sage
sd72 Offline
#124 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 3:03 PM EST
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Posts: 9,600
#thintheherd
JadeRose Offline
#125 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 3:03 PM EST
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Posts: 19,525
watchurai wrote:
EXCEPT, Adam did his count in a really smart, cunning cyber ninja sort of way, while munching popcorn and watching a movie. Cool



Which means he totally misapplied his genius in a post war with amoebas.
Never mind. Unsure





HEE HEE!! Where's mine?
TrishS@CigarBid Offline
#126 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 3:49 PM EST
Joined: 06-13-2001
Posts: 3,172
JadeRose wrote:
HEE HEE!! Where's mine?


Argh!

SHANA!!!!

Jade wants to have his own personal time out......
DrafterX Offline
#127 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 3:52 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,559
Reach out and touch faith... Mellow
ShanaC@CigarBid Offline
#128 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 3:55 PM EST
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Posts: 1,090
TrishS@CigarBid wrote:
Argh!

SHANA!!!!

Jade wants to have his own personal time out......


d'oh!
JadeRose Offline
#129 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 3:58 PM EST
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Posts: 19,525
Crying
DrafterX Offline
#130 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 4:10 PM EST
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Posts: 98,559
Poor Jade.... Sad

at least you know who narked you out... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#131 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 4:12 PM EST
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
This reminds me of the first time we found out drafter caught the gay. Sure we all tried to act normal and stuff but we all knew something wasn't right. Ultimately we accepted things though.....
DrafterX Offline
#132 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 4:14 PM EST
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Posts: 98,559
Mad
bgz Offline
#133 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 4:17 PM EST
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Posts: 13,023
Just scanned through this a little, and it finally concluded that you guys are probably missing out on something here.

Did it ever occur to you guys that it might be in your best interest to actually create this mythical membership?

Think of it like this, every time some random noob calls you about this awesome exclusive rare metalic membership....

YOU CAN SELL THEM ONE!
TrishS@CigarBid Offline
#134 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 4:21 PM EST
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Posts: 3,172
bgz wrote:
Just scanned through this a little, and it finally concluded that you guys are probably missing out on something here.

Did it ever occur to you guys that it might be in your best interest to actually create this mythical membership?

Think of it like this, every time some random noob calls you about this awesome exclusive rare metalic membership....

YOU CAN SELL THEM ONE!



That might be best suited for the Trades forum.... Sarcasm

THAT'S A JOKE!!! that is only a joke....do not attempt....I repeat....DO NOT ATTEMPT!!!
DrafterX Offline
#135 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 4:33 PM EST
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Posts: 98,559
Mellow
Gene363 Offline
#136 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 4:37 PM EST
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,836

We already have a, "Members Club" not really a level and usually referred to as a, sausage party. Rather annoying, it often pops up in unrelated threads; a strange fascination for some members here.
elRopo Offline
#137 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 6:09 PM EST
Joined: 02-17-2014
Posts: 905
TrishS@CigarBid wrote:
You heard correctly..............this time. More like a time-out of epic proportions. whip

I didn't do it, however. Fear Shana! She's a monster when she wants to be!! Anxious

ack ACK AAAK ack .... ACK ACK ack ack ACK!
translation = Do not run, we are your friends.
zerohourhero Offline
#138 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 6:15 PM EST
Joined: 06-22-2015
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Cue Shana swooping in and saying "IM NOT THE MODERATOR CBID NEEDS, IM THE MODERATOR CBID DESERVES"
8trackdisco Offline
#139 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 7:00 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,087
TrishS@CigarBid wrote:
You heard correctly..............this time. More like a time-out of epic proportions. whip

Anxious


Compare the ban size to his ego. Why is bigger?
8trackdisco Offline
#140 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 7:02 PM EST
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Posts: 60,087
watchurai wrote:
I think the term "Service" has taken on a new meaning....and not in that fun way...Anxious Anxious Anxious


He got Serviced alright. And not the kind he spend $10 in the Walmart parking lot in North Dallas.
8trackdisco Offline
#141 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 7:11 PM EST
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TrishS@CigarBid wrote:
Interesting plan, but how do you go from being a 'cigar' to the other ranking? I think its more like the more posts you have the fewer brain cells....

What do you think?


Uh...... What?

(Top 10 all time poster)
MACS Offline
#142 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 7:29 PM EST
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Posts: 79,817
8trackdisco wrote:
Uh...... What?

(Top 10 all time poster)


I was #7 and now I'm #8... Did I get smarter?
Burner02 Offline
#143 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 8:10 PM EST
Joined: 12-21-2010
Posts: 12,884
mikey1597 wrote:
I have a free match for ya,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, naw, cant do it.


I was gunna say your breath to my farts, or, your face to my azz, but that would have been rude and we cant be rude anymore. umkay



Surely you can do better than second grade stuff.
teedubbya Offline
#144 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 8:13 PM EST
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Posts: 95,637
I haven't met a match since Superman
8trackdisco Offline
#145 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 8:21 PM EST
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Posts: 60,087
MACS wrote:
I was #7 and now I'm #8... Did I get smarter?


I'm not sure I can tell.d'oh!
tonygraz Offline
#146 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 8:21 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,280
MACS wrote:
I was #7 and now I'm #8... Did I get smarter?


Maybe- or maybe you are not the heavyweight you once were.
MACS Offline
#147 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 8:26 PM EST
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Posts: 79,817
tonygraz wrote:
Maybe- or maybe you are not the heavyweight you once were.


I have lost weight... I was close to 220 once. Now I'm usually 180-185. Think
watchurai Offline
#148 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 8:38 PM EST
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Posts: 9,289
DrafterX wrote:
Mad

Its all good, X. We already knew.
teedubbya Offline
#149 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 8:43 PM EST
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He's still trying to push it out. Silly twink.
watchurai Offline
#150 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2015, 8:44 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I haven't met a match since Thuperman


Drafter said his Man of Steel nickname was under billing.... Mellow
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