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DrMaddVibe Offline
#51 Posted: Thu, Oct 5 2017, 8:31 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
My wife says I'm a hoarder.

I just don't get rid of stuff I could potentially have a use for in the future.

Every damn time I purge I have to buy something I threw out within a few months time.

If I ever move, it's not gonna be easy.



You sure she just didn't call you a whore?

A Q-tip can make all the difference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxKm5PjFMHQ
grmcooper Offline
#52 Posted: Thu, Oct 5 2017, 11:41 AM EST
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Good morning everyone.
DrafterX Offline
#53 Posted: Thu, Oct 5 2017, 11:43 AM EST
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Cooper..!! Laugh
grmcooper Offline
#54 Posted: Thu, Oct 5 2017, 11:44 AM EST
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How have you been Drafter? Long time no see man. I miss rolling through and seeing you.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#55 Posted: Thu, Oct 5 2017, 11:50 AM EST
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Happy Friday-eve, gents.
RMAN4443 Offline
#56 Posted: Thu, Oct 5 2017, 12:21 PM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:
Step 1 in the 5S's in lean manufacturing principles: Sort (Seiri).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5S_(methodology)#Sort_.28Seiri.29

I totally need to purge some junk out of my basement too.

5s sucks......my company went on a 5s kick a couple of years ago and tossed all kinds of fixturing for jobs we haven't done in years..........now 2 years later we're getting all kinds of contract packs for quotes for all these jobs we have no fixturing for.
I tried to tell them they were gonna need these fixtures,but they cleaned them all out anywayNot talking
DrafterX Offline
#57 Posted: Thu, Oct 5 2017, 12:25 PM EST
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grmcooper wrote:
How have you been Drafter? Long time no see man. I miss rolling through and seeing you.




I've been ok... busy here at work today.. Tomorrow will be better.... Laugh
Ewok126 Offline
#58 Posted: Thu, Oct 5 2017, 12:32 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
5s sucks......my company went on a 5s kick a couple of years ago and tossed all kinds of fixturing for jobs we haven't done in years..........now 2 years later we're getting all kinds of contract packs for quotes for all these jobs we have no fixturing for.
I tried to tell them they were gonna need these fixtures,but they cleaned them all out anywayNot talking



Ok I know my thinking is mucked up but how in the hell did they get from that "Lets trash all our shit" Organize dont mean "to hell with our product or supplies, lets throw it in the dumpster?" Did they use some cheap Japanese translation software? lmaoooo
DrafterX Offline
#59 Posted: Thu, Oct 5 2017, 12:33 PM EST
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Taco Bell... Unsure
Ewok126 Offline
#60 Posted: Thu, Oct 5 2017, 12:39 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Taco Bell... Unsure



Ummmm yeah, Might want to stop by Walmart and get some extra toilet paper, You going to need it. Oh and some bathroom spray, Nothing like the smell of stale tortillas and rotten taco meat converted into DoDo Gonz
DrafterX Offline
#61 Posted: Thu, Oct 5 2017, 1:11 PM EST
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Never been an issue.. I know it's a gamble tho.. Mellow
Ewok126 Offline
#62 Posted: Thu, Oct 5 2017, 1:23 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Never been an issue.. I know it's a gamble tho.. Mellow



Well, A man has to roll the dice from time to time right? fog
DrafterX Offline
#63 Posted: Thu, Oct 5 2017, 3:40 PM EST
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I need one of these...

http://www.foxnews.com/auto/2017/10/05/soviet-era-screw-propelled-truck-returns.html

Laugh
Ewok126 Offline
#64 Posted: Thu, Oct 5 2017, 4:31 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I need one of these...

http://www.foxnews.com/auto/2017/10/05/soviet-era-screw-propelled-truck-returns.html

Laugh



Lmao I bet that would be fun to drive. I would also hope that the seat has hydraulics. I bet the suspension on that thing would shorten your spine in a one mile ride.
8trackdisco Offline
#65 Posted: Thu, Oct 5 2017, 4:52 PM EST
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watchurai wrote:
There is the slightest whiff of shenanigans about this thread, but I am too lazy to care. Sides, Ram approved it already so done deal.

I got a roll off dumpster for the purpose of removing accumulated junk, busted concrete, old filing cabinets, my rusted out grill....well. All I can say is it gets very addicting, tossing all the crap you are tired of carrying around in life into a big metal can that goes BOOOOONG when things land.....and you know you will never see the stuff again. Never move them again, trip over them, dust them.....
My fiancée started having to rescue things from the dumpster.
I was on a firey eyed mission to strip this place bare. When I mentioned the shoe collection in the attic, she threatened to leave me.

I am calm now.

Things are fine..

I won't touch her 300 pairs of taking up space that could be actually used.........

I won't.......


Wait, wait, wait, wait...................... Fiance'?

When TF did THAT happen?

I thought you were working 70 hours a week. You don't have time to marry someone.

Plus, you've already thrown out half your stuff. You'll be down to 1/4 if you get divorced.

Snap out of it, Man! Talk to me!
8trackdisco Offline
#66 Posted: Thu, Oct 5 2017, 4:55 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
I was a little disappointed - only about 55% of where I was pre-surgery, but I guess that's to be expected. Still, almost a 3 mile run and almost 2 walking as a warm up and cool down is good enough.


You'll be back on your tail in no time.

5 miles on the bike and 3,700 steps. Not bad I guess.
8trackdisco Offline
#67 Posted: Thu, Oct 5 2017, 5:02 PM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:
Step 1 in the 5S's in lean manufacturing principles: Sort (Seiri).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5S_(methodology)#Sort_.28Seiri.29

I totally need to purge some junk out of my basement too.


We are finally going to to get info some Lean stuff. We are so stupidly uncoordinated. One of the leaders in the office; considered a "relationship" leader hesitates to put me on problems, because she fears I'll...

Put a strategy together, then a structure, followed by a process. Things would end up too predictable. d'oh!
watchurai Offline
#68 Posted: Thu, Oct 5 2017, 7:36 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Wait, wait, wait, wait...................... Fiance'?

When TF did THAT happen?

I thought you were working 70 hours a week. You don't have time to marry someone.

Plus, you've already thrown out half your stuff. You'll be down to 1/4 if you get divorced.

Snap out of it, Man! Talk to me!


I know, right???

I am divesting. This is to make room for the inevitable crap we will accumulate. I CANNOT HOARD CRAP. It kills my soul.

I am engaged. Ironically, I proposed over cigars. She likes the wee lil flavored ones. Yeah, can't really tell you why, it Felt right, and keeps feeling righter. Obviously I hate freedom. But, there is a prenup in the works so if we divorce, she can have the stuff. I keep my coin. She keeps hers. Plus, I got a rare lady: it isn't an issue if I travel across the country, and party my ass off with friends without her. Which I did last weekend. Returned to a warm bed and heart.

I am working insane hours. But it is really beginning to pay off, my little company is growing steadily, and it won't be too much longer and I will have free time to actually enjoy life a bit. We shall see.

And finally. I cut the grass. Hard and fast rule. No lecture stress. Shame on you

DrafterX Offline
#69 Posted: Thu, Oct 5 2017, 7:41 PM EST
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Congrats Watch.. ThumpUp
MACS Offline
#70 Posted: Thu, Oct 5 2017, 7:49 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Snap out of it, Man! Talk to me!


Yeah... one broad forevermore?

You better snap out of it. At least until your prostate craps out... then marry a broad who can cook.
watchurai Offline
#71 Posted: Thu, Oct 5 2017, 10:33 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Yeah... one broad forevermore?

You better snap out of it. At least until your prostate craps out... then marry a broad who can cook.


Is this what happened to you? Poor MACS prostate.....d'oh!
A- she can cook. Well and often.
B- The ol prostate checks out fine. It gets plenty of exercise. At least until we say I DO. Then all bets are off.
danmdevries Offline
#72 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 2:38 AM EST
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Happy Friday fellas
Ewok126 Offline
#73 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 4:32 AM EST
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Morning all,

Dreading the piss out of today, I have a Dr's appointment with the Neurologist. Every time I have to go see this guy I feel like it is one of those places that are made to just take your money and send you home. No treatment from this guy from day one of my stroke, No physical therapy, no resources on where to go or who to see on how to deal with memory issues, blindness, spatial awareness, perception of time issues, nothing. In a year I have still yet to figure out why I have to go in. Each visit its " Well you have had a stroke, nothing can be done, pay me money, come back in 3 months.

The only thing I can figure out is he is just for medical documentation of whats happened. To boot each time I visit he has to fill out paper work for the long term disability company and all that crap and I have to pay an extra 20 bucks to his office each time for that. It is not going to be a good day.

Another day in the life of Dumb Asses Cursing

I guess this is where the wife's saying of "Put on your big girl panties and suck it up buttercup" comes in to play. horse
SmokeMonkey Offline
#74 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 5:48 AM EST
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Good morning, y'all
8trackdisco Offline
#75 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 6:10 AM EST
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Charge!
Speyside Offline
#76 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 7:05 AM EST
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Morning.
DrafterX Offline
#77 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 7:10 AM EST
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Cool Dudes..
MACS Offline
#78 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 8:33 AM EST
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*yawn*

What'd I miss?
watchurai Offline
#79 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 8:48 AM EST
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Finally Friday. Enjoy the day, bros.
Ewok126 Offline
#80 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 8:59 AM EST
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watchurai wrote:
Finally Friday. Enjoy the day, bros.



I will try, It will not be because of a lack of effort,You as well Watchurai.Herfing
Ram27 Online
#81 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 1:12 PM EST
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Good afternoon folks.

ram27bat
DrafterX Offline
#82 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 1:17 PM EST
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RAM..!! Laugh
SmokeMonkey Offline
#83 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 2:03 PM EST
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Ram has a bat!

Knocked off work a bit early (it's a ghost town anyway with the impending 3 day weekend).

Enjoying a habano and some iced coffee on the deck, Miles Davis playing in the background. Beautiful afternoon.
MACS Offline
#84 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 2:29 PM EST
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Day 1 of a 4 day weekend. Got the boat... fishing tomorrow. Hopefully we find some fish. The weather won't hold up much longer.
danmdevries Offline
#85 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 2:49 PM EST
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Can't sleep today.
victor809 Offline
#86 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 9:17 PM EST
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This forum has less to do with balls....



....I don't know if that is better or worse.
DrafterX Offline
#87 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 9:18 PM EST
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I have big balls.. Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#88 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 9:21 PM EST
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My balls are always bouncing... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#89 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 9:42 PM EST
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When was the last time you could see them?
MACS Offline
#90 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 9:56 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
My balls are always bouncing... Mellow


To the left and to the right.
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#91 Posted: Sat, Oct 7 2017, 5:01 AM EST
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Good morning, y'all
Ewok126 Offline
#92 Posted: Sat, Oct 7 2017, 5:50 AM EST
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Good morning everyone
DrafterX Offline
#93 Posted: Sat, Oct 7 2017, 8:10 AM EST
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Cool Dudes..
SmokeMonkey Offline
#94 Posted: Sat, Oct 7 2017, 8:57 AM EST
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3 mile run in (still bouncing back to my disappointment), international break for soccer so I'm watching Game Day. Miami v Florida St at 2:30 my time. Always the biggest game of my year - at least since the U stopped being a national championship contender.
DrafterX Offline
#95 Posted: Sat, Oct 7 2017, 9:31 AM EST
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Monkey Dude..!! Laugh
SmokeMonkey Offline
#96 Posted: Sat, Oct 7 2017, 9:35 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Monkey Dude..!! Laugh


Drafter! Laugh
DrafterX Offline
#97 Posted: Sat, Oct 7 2017, 2:59 PM EST
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Bearing went out on the front left wheel of the 4-wheeler.. not sure what direction to to knock it out... Thought I had a book... Mellow
SmokeMonkey Offline
#98 Posted: Sat, Oct 7 2017, 6:35 PM EST
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Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick. Miami 24 FSU 20. I'll be hungover tomorrow morning.
DrafterX Offline
#99 Posted: Sat, Oct 7 2017, 8:29 PM EST
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Good news or bad..?? Huh
MACS Offline
#100 Posted: Sat, Oct 7 2017, 9:17 PM EST
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Well... the fishing has slowed down considerably. They were getting the tuna down in Mexico, past where I usually go, so further south, and west. We fished US waters for nada... left it early, and went to my friend's house to BBQ, drink a beer or three, and smoke cigars.
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