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Mr. Jones Offline
#1151 Posted: Thu, Jan 9 2020, 1:58 PM EST
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Hey
Dubbbyaaaaaahhhh...

Got any EXTRA "GREEN LUCKY CHARMS " OR
"RED TRIX's" laying around?...
(That's code for emeralds or ruby's)

I could use some...

Mail them FED EX... signature required...
INSIDE TOOTHPASTE TUBES...
(ENCASE THEM IN WAX FIRST , you dumb f**k as to not ruin them with flouride damage)
teedubbya Offline
#1152 Posted: Thu, Jan 9 2020, 3:32 PM EST
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Whistle I tossed one off while pooping. Sort of a uniblumkin.

Sorry Jones. No fed ex service from my barge and if you saw all the Gypsy gash you’d understand why I may never go ashore again.
izonfire Offline
#1153 Posted: Thu, Jan 9 2020, 4:01 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
The electrical wire for houses? I didn't know jewelers sold that too. What a fortuitous seat TW! Things are definitely looking up.


I wouldn’t accept it without the protective housing
izonfire Offline
#1154 Posted: Thu, Jan 9 2020, 4:06 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Whistle I tossed one off while pooping. Sort of a uniblumkin.

I think you blasted your rear admiral

teedubbya wrote:
Sorry Jones. No fed ex service from my barge and if you saw all the Gypsy gash you’d understand why I may never go ashore again.

Beware when the seas run red...
Whistlebritches Offline
#1155 Posted: Fri, Jan 10 2020, 1:47 PM EST
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TW told me he did such a good job this morning they had to call in a team.Looked to me like he may need stitches


https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/viral-video-man-battling-enormous-1909397
danmdevries Offline
#1156 Posted: Fri, Jan 10 2020, 6:28 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
TW told me he did such a good job this morning they had to call in a team.Looked to me like he may need stitches


https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/viral-video-man-battling-enormous-1909397



Hole lee chit!!!

That's gotta be at least 17 courics
teedubbya Offline
#1157 Posted: Fri, Jan 10 2020, 6:44 PM EST
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I’ve seen bigger.
Whistlebritches Offline
#1158 Posted: Fri, Jan 10 2020, 7:45 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Hole lee chit!!!

That's gotta be at least 17 courics


I was gonna say over 19 Kg's..........so we're on the same page.
Whistlebritches Offline
#1159 Posted: Sat, Jan 11 2020, 5:35 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I’ve seen bigger.



We ain't talking bout deeks T
teedubbya Offline
#1160 Posted: Sat, Jan 11 2020, 5:49 PM EST
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Keep in mind the size of my deek. It makes all my turds look huge in comparison.
teedubbya Offline
#1161 Posted: Sat, Jan 11 2020, 11:05 PM EST
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The model of ddm4 I’ve been looking at just went on sale for about $80 less than it has been. Take the ddm4 V7 in mil spec+ cerakote. Add Gisselle sd3g trigger, gen I muzzle climb mitigator, Radian Raptor Charging handle, and rail panel inserts. All delivered for a for $70 more than the cheapest base v7 I can find. At daniel defense the mil spec alone adds $200. The trigger is $240, and the charging handle is over $100.

Must resist buying.
Whistlebritches Offline
#1162 Posted: Sat, Jan 11 2020, 11:15 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
The model of ddm4 I’ve been looking at just went on sale for about $80 less than it has been. Take the ddm4 V7 in mil spec+ cerakote. Add Gisselle sd3g trigger, gen I muzzle climb mitigator, Radian Raptor Charging handle, and rail panel inserts. All delivered for a for $70 more than the cheapest base v7 I can find. At daniel defense the mil spec alone adds $200. The trigger is $240, and the charging handle is over $100.

Must resist buying.



Do not resist...…...DO IT,DO IT NOW!!!
teedubbya Offline
#1163 Posted: Sat, Jan 11 2020, 11:17 PM EST
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Brassard. Sending you the link so you can talk me out of it.
Whistlebritches Offline
#1164 Posted: Sat, Jan 11 2020, 11:20 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Brassard. Sending you the link so you can talk me out of it.



Don't.....I have no willpower when it comes to M4's
teedubbya Offline
#1165 Posted: Sat, Jan 11 2020, 11:21 PM EST
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Too late. If you buy it I’m likely off the hook. I’d bet they only have one. Only 300 were made.
Whistlebritches Offline
#1166 Posted: Sat, Jan 11 2020, 11:24 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Too late. If you buy it I’m likely off the hook. I’d bet they only have one. Only 300 were made.



You have the cash...….I don't.Get it now
frankj1 Offline
#1167 Posted: Sat, Jan 11 2020, 11:26 PM EST
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I don't understand one word but even I say do it now!
teedubbya Offline
#1168 Posted: Sat, Jan 11 2020, 11:26 PM EST
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Ugh. It’s been in my cart 3 times.
frankj1 Offline
#1169 Posted: Sat, Jan 11 2020, 11:26 PM EST
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you can sell it to danm next year...
teedubbya Offline
#1170 Posted: Sat, Jan 11 2020, 11:28 PM EST
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I don’t ever seem to sell what I buy.
frankj1 Offline
#1171 Posted: Sat, Jan 11 2020, 11:32 PM EST
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you can give it to danm next year
teedubbya Offline
#1172 Posted: Sat, Jan 11 2020, 11:43 PM EST
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No
izonfire Offline
#1173 Posted: Sun, Jan 12 2020, 12:04 AM EST
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Damnit TW! Buy it!!!
teedubbya Offline
#1174 Posted: Sun, Jan 12 2020, 12:05 AM EST
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Y’all are no help
izonfire Offline
#1175 Posted: Sun, Jan 12 2020, 12:16 AM EST
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Don’t be a pu.s.s.y.

There.
That usually works...
danmdevries Offline
#1176 Posted: Sun, Jan 12 2020, 8:11 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
you can give it to danm next year


I like that plan
USNGunner Offline
#1177 Posted: Sun, Jan 12 2020, 11:09 AM EST
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Dude, pull the trigger, figuratively and literally. BigGrin
Whistlebritches Offline
#1178 Posted: Sun, Jan 12 2020, 4:44 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Dude, pull the trigger, figuratively and literally. BigGrin



TW been begging(buy it Tim) me to be his voice(buy it Tim) of reason...…..Sorry Tim but(buy it Tim) when it comes to(buy it Tim) guns I'm just not(buy it Tim) that guy.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#1179 Posted: Sun, Jan 12 2020, 4:54 PM EST
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Did you buy it yet? It's still close enough to Xmas to call it a present to yourself
frankj1 Offline
#1180 Posted: Sun, Jan 12 2020, 6:19 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
TW been begging(buy it Tim) me to be his voice(buy it Tim) of reason...…..Sorry Tim but(buy it Tim) when it comes to(buy it Tim) guns I'm just not(buy it Tim) that guy.

is this subliminal advertising?
MACS Offline
#1181 Posted: Sun, Jan 12 2020, 6:27 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
is this subliminal advertising?


Barely.
Whistlebritches Offline
#1182 Posted: Sun, Jan 12 2020, 6:40 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
is this subliminal advertising?



Just me taunting my old friend......He knows me well enough that when it comes to woman,booze or guns I am not your voice of reason.Just something else for us to laugh about next time I'm in his KC.
danmdevries Offline
#1183 Posted: Sun, Jan 12 2020, 6:43 PM EST
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Hey TW, buy the damn gun.

I was at the gunshow today. Drove two hours to get there, was determined to find something to bring home. Didn't find what I intended to, but found another that I really liked and at a damn good price. But I walked for some reason that made sense at the time. Now I wish I'd brought it home. Been looking at armslist and local gun forum classifieds trying to find one and the only place I've found at the price I saw at the show is the dealer from the show that I walked away from, 4 hours south of me... I'm going to buy one after fondling the thing, but now I'm going to pay more because I hesitated.

If you've mulled it over for this long, got the money, and still want it just buy it!
teedubbya Offline
#1184 Posted: Mon, Jan 13 2020, 12:17 PM EST
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Still haven’t bought it. Don’t need it and I can get 2-3 really nice pistols for that price.

If the drop it another $70 I’d do it in 2 seconds though. The current drop took care of half the taxes. Another $70 would take care of the other half.
izonfire Offline
#1185 Posted: Mon, Jan 13 2020, 1:41 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Still haven’t bought it. Don’t need it and I can get 2-3 really nice pistols for that price.

If the drop it another $70 I’d do it in 2 seconds though. The current drop took care of half the taxes. Another $70 would take care of the other half.

Did they snip off your balls during your surgery?
teedubbya Offline
#1186 Posted: Mon, Jan 13 2020, 3:21 PM EST
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Accidentally
tonygraz Offline
#1187 Posted: Mon, Jan 13 2020, 7:33 PM EST
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Try clapping - that might get him to do it.
teedubbya Offline
#1188 Posted: Thu, Jan 16 2020, 4:13 PM EST
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Off afib, blood thinning, and blood pressure meds. Can drive, and drink a beer.

Things are getting better.
danmdevries Offline
#1189 Posted: Thu, Jan 16 2020, 4:16 PM EST
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Hooray!

Now, about that rifle... drink a few beers and have another looksee.
teedubbya Offline
#1190 Posted: Thu, Jan 16 2020, 4:18 PM EST
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Thinking about it still. Also looking at a suppressor instead.
teedubbya Offline
#1191 Posted: Thu, Jan 16 2020, 4:19 PM EST
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Made me wear a holter monitor for a week though. Condition of dropping the elaquis.
danmdevries Offline
#1192 Posted: Thu, Jan 16 2020, 5:27 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Thinking about it still. Also looking at a suppressor instead.


Por que no los dos?
teedubbya Offline
#1193 Posted: Thu, Jan 16 2020, 5:33 PM EST
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$$
danmdevries Offline
#1194 Posted: Thu, Jan 16 2020, 5:41 PM EST
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It's just money, you'll get more.

I want to see someone else make poor financial decisions involving firearms so I am not alone.
USNGunner Offline
#1195 Posted: Thu, Jan 16 2020, 6:06 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Off afib, blood thinning, and blood pressure meds. Can drive, and drink a beer.

Things are getting better.


Out. Damned. Standing! ThumpUp

Congratulations buddy. BigGrin
Whistlebritches Offline
#1196 Posted: Thu, Jan 16 2020, 7:29 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Off afib, blood thinning, and blood pressure meds. Can drive, and drink a beer.

Things are getting better.



**** ing A...…..lets get drunk and round up some girls with daddy issues.
ZRX1200 Offline
#1197 Posted: Thu, Jan 16 2020, 8:11 PM EST
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I’m in
teedubbya Offline
#1198 Posted: Thu, Jan 16 2020, 8:26 PM EST
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Why do I get the feeling there’s another fuzzy butt plug in my future
frankj1 Offline
#1199 Posted: Thu, Jan 16 2020, 8:31 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:

I want to see someone else make poor financial decisions involving firearms so I am not alone.

like robbing a bank?
Sunoverbeach Offline
#1200 Posted: Thu, Jan 16 2020, 8:41 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
It's just money, you'll get more.

I want to see someone else make poor financial decisions involving firearms so I am not alone.

If it helps, I blew past my self imposed budget on a Shadow 2 about a month back. But I'm all for TW blowing money on new guns too
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