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izonfire Offline
#1101 Posted: Sat, Jan 4 2020, 11:49 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Izon must be catholic.

Bingo.
Don’t let me catch you sitting in your own pew...
danmdevries Offline
#1102 Posted: Sat, Jan 4 2020, 11:50 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Sad part is I’m eyeballing a buck mark .22 aw well for $250 just because I have way too much .22lr laying around.


Heresy. No such thing as too much ammo if you're not on a boat.

Get a 22 revolver or a Henry if you don't have one yet. I love shooting shorts, and Aguila Colibri off the back porch. Cant do that with a semi auto.
DrafterX Offline
#1103 Posted: Sat, Jan 4 2020, 11:50 PM EST
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Is Izonfire really Bloody...?? Huh
danmdevries Offline
#1104 Posted: Sat, Jan 4 2020, 11:52 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Is Izonfire really Bloody...?? Huh


Someone got a chicken to give him and we find out?
teedubbya Offline
#1105 Posted: Sat, Jan 4 2020, 11:58 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Heresy. No such thing as too much ammo if you're not on a boat.

Get a 22 revolver or a Henry if you don't have one yet. I love shooting shorts, and Aguila Colibri off the back porch. Cant do that with a semi auto.


I just bought too much when it became available. I have two rigid boxes full. The rigid boxes with the cheap two wheeler on the bottom. It’s too heavy and broke. I can’t really move either box.

I shoot it through a cz 75 conversion kit and a bolt action rifle. The kit is a pain because it really needs constant cleaning. I have enough that shooting the bolt every day all day would take years lol.

I need something that can plow through it lol. I have almost too much 9mm too. Almost.



Trying to show restraint. The dd is calling me. There were only 300 of them made in this configuration.
teedubbya Offline
#1106 Posted: Sat, Jan 4 2020, 11:59 PM EST
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Why did the chicken dress like a penguin before crossing the road?
DrafterX Offline
#1107 Posted: Sun, Jan 5 2020, 12:02 AM EST
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Cause Bloody had his d^ck in it... Laugh
izonfire Offline
#1108 Posted: Sun, Jan 5 2020, 12:06 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Why did the chicken dress like a penguin before crossing the road?

Because it wanted to be fucqued by Izon???
I mean, I’ve had some chickens do some crazy schitt to get to my d1ck...
danmdevries Offline
#1109 Posted: Sun, Jan 5 2020, 12:43 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Cause Bloody had his d^ck in it... Laugh


Really sticking to that new years resolution I see. Applause
danmdevries Offline
#1110 Posted: Sun, Jan 5 2020, 12:45 AM EST
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Wish the NFA would be repealed. Could get a belt fed .22 machine gun and burn up that excess in no time.
teedubbya Offline
#1111 Posted: Sun, Jan 5 2020, 12:49 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Wish the NFA would be repealed. Could get a belt fed .22 machine gun and burn up that excess in no time.



How fun would that be with a suppressor
USNGunner Offline
#1112 Posted: Sun, Jan 5 2020, 1:15 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
How fun would that be with a suppressor


It would be fun even without. BigGrin
danmdevries Offline
#1113 Posted: Sun, Jan 5 2020, 1:40 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
How fun would that be with a suppressor


It would be all the fun.
USNGunner Offline
#1114 Posted: Sun, Jan 5 2020, 10:24 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Wish the NFA would be repealed. Could get a belt fed .22 machine gun and burn up that excess in no time.


I still kick myself in the ass weakly. There was a company, Lakeside Machine that made scale replica's of the Ma Duece and some other machine guns in .22. They had cloth belts and were very cool. But expensive and I was on active duty so I did not have the discretionary income. Now I wish I had sucked it up and got one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaBpeTRL1QA
Whistlebritches Offline
#1115 Posted: Mon, Jan 6 2020, 1:38 PM EST
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Hey TW...…..you still kicking Brother?
teedubbya Offline
#1116 Posted: Mon, Jan 6 2020, 2:31 PM EST
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Yup. Start cardiac rehab in 90 minutes.... I feel like crap today so it should be fun.

Need it to go good. Plan to go back to work without clearance next Monday. I can’t get cleared until my appointment the 16th but no one else knows that and I’m stir crazy.
Whistlebritches Offline
#1117 Posted: Mon, Jan 6 2020, 8:58 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Yup. Start cardiac rehab in 90 minutes.... I feel like crap today so it should be fun.

Need it to go good. Plan to go back to work without clearance next Monday. I can’t get cleared until my appointment the 16th but no one else knows that and I’m stir crazy.



Glad to hear it.Cardiac rehab...…..do they have a hot Asian nurse do weiner stretches?If so I'd like to volunteer
frankj1 Offline
#1118 Posted: Mon, Jan 6 2020, 9:02 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Glad to hear it.Cardiac rehab...…..do they have a hot Asian nurse do weiner stretches?If so I'd like to volunteer

I never knew you were Asian or a nurse!
teedubbya Offline
#1119 Posted: Mon, Jan 6 2020, 9:09 PM EST
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He just wants to stretch my wiener. It’s not sexual he’s just trying to help.
frankj1 Offline
#1120 Posted: Mon, Jan 6 2020, 9:11 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
He just wants to stretch my wiener. It’s not sexual he’s just trying to help.

True.
Before I met him, I was hung like a Jew.
danmdevries Offline
#1121 Posted: Mon, Jan 6 2020, 9:19 PM EST
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I lol'd
frankj1 Offline
#1122 Posted: Mon, Jan 6 2020, 9:24 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
I lol'd

just the two of us I guess
USNGunner Offline
#1123 Posted: Mon, Jan 6 2020, 9:33 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
True.
Before I met him, I was hung like a Jew.



Oh hell Frank, I snorted my chicken wrap through my nose reading that. LOL

Y'all got to post a warning notice or sumtin. Applause
Whistlebritches Offline
#1124 Posted: Mon, Jan 6 2020, 9:36 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
True.
Before I met him, I was hung like a Jew.



LMMFAO...…….I'm Irish I feel your pain
teedubbya Offline
#1125 Posted: Mon, Jan 6 2020, 9:36 PM EST
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I’m so confused
Whistlebritches Offline
#1126 Posted: Mon, Jan 6 2020, 9:37 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I’m so confused



I just made it look big in the mirror
teedubbya Offline
#1127 Posted: Mon, Jan 6 2020, 9:50 PM EST
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My wife told me it looks smaller in the mirror and that really I’m just below average
USNGunner Offline
#1128 Posted: Mon, Jan 6 2020, 9:56 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
My wife told me it looks smaller in the mirror and that really I’m just below average


The national or.......................................................................? Think
teedubbya Offline
#1129 Posted: Mon, Jan 6 2020, 9:57 PM EST
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Irish National maybe
frankj1 Offline
#1130 Posted: Mon, Jan 6 2020, 11:19 PM EST
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OY!
teedubbya Offline
#1131 Posted: Mon, Jan 6 2020, 11:37 PM EST
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YO!
frankj1 Offline
#1132 Posted: Mon, Jan 6 2020, 11:51 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
YO!

said the dyslexic Rabbi
USNGunner Offline
#1133 Posted: Tue, Jan 7 2020, 12:25 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
said the dyslexic Rabbi


Wasn't that yev yo?
frankj1 Offline
#1134 Posted: Tue, Jan 7 2020, 10:41 AM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Wasn't that yev yo?

I believe you are correct.
teedubbya Offline
#1135 Posted: Tue, Jan 7 2020, 12:54 PM EST
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Yo yev!
RMAN4443 Offline
#1136 Posted: Tue, Jan 7 2020, 1:06 PM EST
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and don't forget, racecar is still racecar to a dyslexic......Think
RMAN4443 Offline
#1137 Posted: Tue, Jan 7 2020, 1:08 PM EST
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and this gem found on the bathroom wall at Bridgewater State College back in the mid 1980's....


A Man A Plan A Canal Panama.....Applause
teedubbya Offline
#1138 Posted: Tue, Jan 7 2020, 1:12 PM EST
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Johnny was a race car driver
teedubbya Offline
#1139 Posted: Tue, Jan 7 2020, 1:13 PM EST
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You went to a high end college. The only graffiti I remember is “vomit is fun”
Whistlebritches Offline
#1140 Posted: Tue, Jan 7 2020, 8:18 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
You went to a high end college. The only graffiti I remember is “vomit is fun”



So you went to Tightey Whitey Wedgie U
teedubbya Offline
#1141 Posted: Tue, Jan 7 2020, 9:28 PM EST
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It was an all male college but there still was plenty of sex.
Whistlebritches Offline
#1142 Posted: Tue, Jan 7 2020, 10:57 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
It was an all male college but there still was plenty of sex.



You sick fuqr…….I bet you enjoyed yourself
frankj1 Offline
#1143 Posted: Tue, Jan 7 2020, 10:59 PM EST
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did they have a football team?


TonyGraz
teedubbya Offline
#1144 Posted: Tue, Jan 7 2020, 11:11 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
did they have a football team?


TonyGraz



No but the twister tournaments were great fun
danmdevries Offline
#1145 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2020, 10:44 AM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
and don't forget, racecar is still racecar to a dyslexic......Think


A butt tuba
RMAN4443 Offline
#1146 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2020, 1:20 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
A butt tuba

that sounds funny.....Anxious
Whistlebritches Offline
#1147 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2020, 1:29 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
that sounds funny.....Anxious


I bet it does
danmdevries Offline
#1148 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2020, 6:12 PM EST
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Give it a toot. Or a deep rumbly blast.
Whistlebritches Offline
#1149 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2020, 7:38 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Give it a toot. Or a deep rumbly blast.



Sauerkraut and sausage for lunch...…….I'm tooting my horn at you now.
Whistlebritches Offline
#1150 Posted: Thu, Jan 9 2020, 1:49 PM EST
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TW texted me and said he pooped twice and tossed one off all before breakfast...………………...almost back to form.
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