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Notthe1 Offline
#1801 Posted: Mon, Sep 7 2020, 7:19 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
Dad's have to stop accepting the babysitting crap!
You aren't filling in for their female parent...
You are parenting!!!


I agree with you sentiment. I said babysitting since it was an easy way to explain what I was doing.

Also it was my GF's kids, so this time it really was babysitting.
bgz Offline
#1802 Posted: Mon, Sep 7 2020, 9:34 AM EST
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There's fish in the sea that don't have the babysitter requirement.
Notthe1 Offline
#1803 Posted: Mon, Sep 7 2020, 2:48 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
There's fish in the sea that don't have the babysitter requirement.


I know but her boobs are amazing!!! So much fun playing with them, her boobs, that is.
bgz Offline
#1804 Posted: Mon, Sep 7 2020, 3:28 PM EST
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Milk boobs don't last forever.
MACS Offline
#1805 Posted: Sat, Sep 12 2020, 2:54 PM EST
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Is anyone planning to check in later today?
Cheno Offline
#1806 Posted: Sat, Sep 12 2020, 3:36 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Is anyone planning to check in later today?


That depends on if you are....Sarcasm
rfenst Offline
#1807 Posted: Sat, Sep 12 2020, 3:41 PM EST
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What time are you going on?
MACS Offline
#1808 Posted: Sat, Sep 12 2020, 3:41 PM EST
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*shrug* I haven't checked in in a few weeks...

Figured I'd smoke a cigar and drink a few beers with you asshats again.
corey sellers Offline
#1809 Posted: Sat, Sep 12 2020, 3:57 PM EST
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I won't make it tonight.
MACS Offline
#1810 Posted: Sat, Sep 12 2020, 5:02 PM EST
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Welp... I'm gonna sit my ass outside with a beer and a smoke for a bit. I'll log in and see if anyone shows up...

It's only 90 degrees so it ain't too hot.
rfenst Offline
#1811 Posted: Sat, Sep 12 2020, 7:06 PM EST
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Anyone going to get it started?
Cheno Offline
#1812 Posted: Sat, Sep 12 2020, 7:17 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
Anyone going to get it started?


There is 6 on
Palama Offline
#1813 Posted: Sat, Sep 12 2020, 7:19 PM EST
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Just finished a late lunch.

Will pop in for a couple of minutes after I clean up.
tonygraz Offline
#1814 Posted: Sat, Sep 12 2020, 8:59 PM EST
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How dirty were you ?
MACS Offline
#1815 Posted: Sat, Sep 12 2020, 9:45 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
How dirty were you ?


Super dirty
Cheno Offline
#1816 Posted: Sat, Sep 12 2020, 9:48 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Super dirty


Come back! We miss you!
Palama Offline
#1817 Posted: Sat, Sep 12 2020, 11:00 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
How dirty were you ?


Haha! I meant put away the leftovers, wash the dishes and wipe the counters and table.

Washed my wife’s car, now dinner time. Gonna wax the car later.
Smooth light Offline
#1818 Posted: Sun, Sep 13 2020, 12:27 AM EST
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Are you pussey whip, or just trying to get laid.
Haha 🤣 l know happy wife happy life ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Palama Offline
#1819 Posted: Sun, Sep 13 2020, 12:58 AM EST
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Smooth light wrote:
Are you pussey whip, or just trying to get laid.
Haha 🤣 l know happy wife happy life ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐


Yup.
Notthe1 Offline
#1820 Posted: Sun, Sep 13 2020, 7:54 AM EST
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Had a good time you you fine Gentleman, and Cheno. LOL.

See you all next week.
rfenst Offline
#1821 Posted: Sun, Sep 13 2020, 9:10 AM EST
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Wish I could have joined in.
CarsonTheCat Offline
#1822 Posted: Sun, Sep 13 2020, 12:21 PM EST
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Had a fun time last night with you guys! Sorry I never came back. Went inside to take a piss, and get another drink and cigar, then the wife's brother called to tell us their mom was being rushed to the ER. We drove an hour and a half to the hospital, but because of COVID we weren't allowed inside. Turns out her mom had horrible gallstones that have been the cause of her pain and stomach upset. She had surgery this morning to have her gallbladder removed. All is better now, and she's recovering and in a lot less pain. She'll likely be discharged tomorrow, but she lives alone, so my wife will probably be spending the first night with her.
bgz Offline
#1823 Posted: Sun, Sep 13 2020, 2:35 PM EST
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Look forward to the next rehashment of "is water wet"
opelmanta1900 Offline
#1824 Posted: Sun, Sep 13 2020, 2:36 PM EST
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Mmm... hash...
Cheno Offline
#1825 Posted: Sat, Sep 19 2020, 11:36 AM EST
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Not sure if I'm gonna pop in tonight. Got the oldest son's birthday party today. If I show up it will be later after everyone leaves.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#1826 Posted: Sat, Sep 19 2020, 2:37 PM EST
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Unacceptable answer... i plan on being there at some point...
rfenst Offline
#1827 Posted: Sat, Sep 19 2020, 2:42 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Unacceptable answer... i plan on being there at some point...

Hopefully I'll be able to join in for a little bit.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#1828 Posted: Sat, Sep 19 2020, 2:43 PM EST
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I'll take it personally if you don't...
MACS Offline
#1829 Posted: Sat, Sep 19 2020, 2:44 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Look forward to the next rehashment of "is water wet"


Yeah, me too. I was pretty drunk and I don't recall which side of the argument I took. LOL
opelmanta1900 Offline
#1830 Posted: Sat, Sep 19 2020, 2:49 PM EST
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I think you tried to argue it was gender neutral...
MACS Offline
#1831 Posted: Sat, Sep 19 2020, 3:26 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I think you tried to argue it was gender neutral...


Doubtful, but I did have like 6 beers and 3 whiskey sours... so maybe.
8trackdisco Offline
#1832 Posted: Sat, Sep 19 2020, 3:42 PM EST
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Maybe.

Is the link still the same one from a couple months back?
rfenst Offline
#1833 Posted: Sat, Sep 19 2020, 4:00 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Maybe.

Is the link still the same one from a couple months back?

I believe so.
8trackdisco Offline
#1834 Posted: Sat, Sep 19 2020, 4:28 PM EST
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Thanks, Robert.
bgz Offline
#1835 Posted: Sun, Sep 20 2020, 9:17 AM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I think you tried to argue it was gender neutral...


I think that was my argument (I was putting down the whiskey last week too).

Macs was arguing water has a d*ck.
bgz Offline
#1836 Posted: Sat, Sep 26 2020, 9:53 AM EST
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Good fight card today boys...

I'll be watching the Lakes vs Nuggets too.. might just move my desktop out there.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#1837 Posted: Sat, Sep 26 2020, 10:08 AM EST
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Not thrilled with the main event... i think costa is a pretty boy who lacks real fight skills and adesanya lacks finishing skills... 5 round decision for adesanya...

The co main looks good though... Reyes gave Jon Jones a challenge in his last fight and Jan is a powerful Pollak with absolute starching power... it could definitely go either way but I'm expecting a second round ground and pound tko in favor of Blachowicz...
CelticBomber Offline
#1838 Posted: Sat, Sep 26 2020, 10:08 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
Good fight card today boys...

I'll be watching the Lakes vs Nuggets too.. might just move my desktop out there.



I was going to post something similar. The fights look good tonight. Going through the humidors now to see what I'll be smoking and the beer is nice and cold. I also wanna see if Zody has recovered from watching 2 girls 1 cup. "What's the big deal? I can handle it!" I laughed so hard I woke up sore the next day.
MACS Offline
#1839 Posted: Sat, Sep 26 2020, 10:19 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
I think that was my argument (I was putting down the whiskey last week too).

Macs was arguing water has a d*ck.


Enema. *mic drop*
izonfire Offline
#1840 Posted: Sat, Sep 26 2020, 10:49 AM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
…...... blah, blahbity blah .............. I laughed so hard I woke up sore the next day.

That’s why your as.shole was sore??? Think
opelmanta1900 Offline
#1841 Posted: Sat, Sep 26 2020, 1:30 PM EST
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I'm 100% certain that I'm close to 50% correct... bet accordingly and join us tonight to watch...

Main card
Israel Adesanya vs. Paulo Costa - almost certainly going to a decision but we'll see.
ADESANYA DECISION

Dominick Reyes vs. Jan Błachowicz - This should be a great fight. Lots of things could plausibly happen. Reyes may dominate the first rounds with damaging leg kicks and then fall back on his takedown skills to take the fight to an easy decision. Or, Jan could push the pace and drop a tired Reyes in the second and finish with ground and pound. I favor the second scenario.
BLACHOWICZ Rd 2 TKO

Kai Kara-France vs. Brandon Royval - I think the Kara-France hype train derails tonight. Royval is supposed to be an easy confidence building fight but I don't see it.
ROYVAL Rd 1 SUBMISSION

Ketlen Vieira vs. Sijara Eubanks - Who cares.

Hakeem Dawodu vs. Zubaira Tukhugov - Both of these guys are decision machines.
DAWADU DECISION

Preliminary card
Brad Riddell vs. Alex Da Silva - Some might call Da Silva a journeyman or place holder. Neither fighter is exciting.
RIDDELL DECISION

Diego Sanchez vs. Jake Matthews - Oh Diego, please retire. Could go either way, shouldn't go at all. 2 guys who need to hang it up.
MATTHEWS DECISION

Shane Young vs. Ľudovít Klein - this is Klein's first UFC fight and I don't expect it will go well.
YOUNG Rd 1 SUBMISSION


William Knight vs. Aleksa Camur - Camur is a young up and coming fighter but Knight is a terrifying knock out artist.
KNIGHT Rd 1 KO


Juan Espino vs. Jeff Hughes - HUGHES is another one desperate for a win; his opponent has showed little more than ability to last 3 rounds with subpar fighters (looking at you ben sosoli).
HUGHES Rd 1 KO


Khadis Ibragimov vs. Danilo Marques - KHADIS has lost all 3 of his ufc fights and needs a win desperately; his opponent has a great record of fighting absolutely terrible fighters.
KHADIS Rd 2 SUBMISSION
CelticBomber Offline
#1842 Posted: Sat, Sep 26 2020, 1:50 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
That’s why your as.shole was sore??? Think



I'm a top. You sloppy power bottom.whip
delta1 Offline
#1843 Posted: Sat, Sep 26 2020, 2:23 PM EST
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got my daughter's birthday celebration today...not sure if I'll be able to pop in afterwards...
bgz Offline
#1844 Posted: Sat, Sep 26 2020, 2:51 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Enema. *mic drop*


Congratulations sir, you won the argument.
MACS Offline
#1845 Posted: Sat, Sep 26 2020, 4:17 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
got my daughter's birthday celebration today...not sure if I'll be able to pop in afterwards...


Please tell Lauren I said Happy Birthday.
rfenst Offline
#1846 Posted: Sat, Sep 26 2020, 6:55 PM EST
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Anyone going to jump in this early?
MACS Offline
#1847 Posted: Sat, Sep 26 2020, 7:00 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
Anyone going to jump in this early?


Already 6 of us...
Notthe1 Offline
#1848 Posted: Sat, Sep 26 2020, 7:02 PM EST
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There are a few of us in right now.
CelticBomber Offline
#1849 Posted: Sun, Sep 27 2020, 12:34 AM EST
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This just in... Z admits he loves smoking Bologna on the Vherf and there was a witness!
izonfire Offline
#1850 Posted: Sun, Sep 27 2020, 6:20 AM EST
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Hate to miss another one.
Hopefully will be in range for the next one.

Sure, you wish you didn’t have to see Celtic.
Nothing’s perfect...
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