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victor809 Offline
#101 Posted: Thu, May 14 2020, 4:05 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
hate to say it but it has 100% death rate over 60 years old. 50-60 is the 2% rate. We will just have a younger planet.

As for the kraakkan bones.... we just found out they actually increase the death rate. We also found out Faucci had invested in a Kraakkan farm in Kentucky.

And soilent green is people


Dammit.... what am I supposed to do with this pile of Kraken bones I harvested? This is going to bottom out the price on Le Hockeydad's boner pills.
teedubbya Offline
#102 Posted: Thu, May 14 2020, 4:15 PM EST
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wait.... if you take it earlier and in bigger doses it seems to work. all other research is scrapped again. Kraakkan on.

there was an interview on the Maddow show with a dude that says it saved his life. Good enough for me.
teedubbya Offline
#103 Posted: Thu, May 14 2020, 4:17 PM EST
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Wait that wasn't a dude.... it was maddow.
victor809 Offline
#104 Posted: Thu, May 14 2020, 4:17 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
wait.... if you take it earlier and in bigger doses it seems to work. all other research is scrapped again. Kraakkan on.

there was an interview on the Maddow show with a dude that says it saved his life. Good enough for me.


Ok.... I've tried the bigger dose, and I totally took it earlier (I'm not even 50 yet! So I've taken it really early!)....

Now what do I do with this huge erection?







ok..... average erection?
victor809 Offline
#105 Posted: Thu, May 14 2020, 4:18 PM EST
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And don't suggest tail or Le Hockeydad.
HockeyDad Offline
#106 Posted: Thu, May 14 2020, 4:34 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
That's an intentional misinterpretation of data. A 2% mortality rate is not the same as 2% of the population dying.

Look.... I'm all for killing off 2% of Florida. Especially if I can personally select them. But that simply was never stated by anyone of any repute.


Well my original promised 6.8 million dead was from a Facebook certified infectious disease expert that hates Trump and was based on all 340 million Americans catch the virus and it has a 2% mortality rate.

Maybe the mortality rate isn’t that high or not everyone catches it and then you can make a model read 2.2 million. Let’s go with the mortality rate is correct and only 2/3rds catch the virus. That gets us our 2.2 million. I’ll go with that.
teedubbya Offline
#107 Posted: Thu, May 14 2020, 4:48 PM EST
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actually there is no rate. just a number. 2.2.M all over 60.
HockeyDad Offline
#108 Posted: Thu, May 14 2020, 4:51 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
The earliest estimation of very high death rate that I can find is of 2.2MM, predicted by a group out of London College and repeated by Trump himself as a boast of having saved 2.2 MM lives.

Well.... we're closing in on 5% of that goal with all these draconian, freedom destroying measures in place. Think about that for a minute.... with almost no one going anywhere, having any contact with anyone outside of their family... we still were able to achieve almost 5% of the most outrageous of the estimates, and we haven't finished yet.

Let's see what we can achieve by really opening this up!


Well that’s kinda my point. We are opening up. So what do the models say we’re going to achieve? Florida is 6.44% of the population so am I going to get their fair percentage of the 2.2 million now that they’re opening? I’m not even taking into account that Florida has the largest percentage of people over 65 in the country and we know this virus likes to wack old people and Florida is Heaven’s waiting room.

With Florida opening up, what are the new COVID death numbers going to be so we can judge whether they should have stayed closed?
tailgater Offline
#109 Posted: Thu, May 14 2020, 5:01 PM EST
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Don't get me wrong.
I come to these boards for the laughs, not for my news.

It's just poor form to revert to nonsense in the midst of a discussion. We're not in the same room here, it takes a give and take.

I wish I could say I was surprised.
victor809 Offline
#110 Posted: Thu, May 14 2020, 5:11 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
Don't get me wrong.
I come to these boards for the laughs, not for my news.

It's just poor form to revert to nonsense in the midst of a discussion. We're not in the same room here, it takes a give and take.

I wish I could say I was surprised.







That's funny. You mean your posts weren't intentional nonsense?
victor809 Offline
#111 Posted: Thu, May 14 2020, 5:15 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
Well that’s kinda my point. We are opening up. So what do the models say we’re going to achieve? Florida is 6.44% of the population so am I going to get their fair percentage of the 2.2 million now that they’re opening? I’m not even taking into account that Florida has the largest percentage of people over 65 in the country and we know this virus likes to wack old people and Florida is Heaven’s waiting room.

With Florida opening up, what are the new COVID death numbers going to be so we can judge whether they should have stayed closed?


I doubt anyone with credibility is going to give you a hard number. Despite your wanting it.... despite your desire to legitimize facebook news posts.

It depends too much on how much voluntary social distancing continues to happen.

Missouri opened up almost two weeks ago, and my favorite restaurants still are not willing to open up their dining rooms. My neighbors are still mostly working from home.... and the post office everyone is wearing masks.... (but not Home Depot.... so who knows).

Now Wisconsin opened, and you can see images of a bar where everyone is shoulder to shoulder.

It's going to be a really fun ride.
victor809 Offline
#112 Posted: Thu, May 14 2020, 5:15 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
actually there is no rate. just a number. 2.2.M all over 60.



Can we include some people under 60? .... I just have a few requests....
delta1 Offline
#113 Posted: Thu, May 14 2020, 5:22 PM EST
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wait..wha....was that 100% death rate over 60?


Anxious
HockeyDad Offline
#114 Posted: Thu, May 14 2020, 5:28 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
I doubt anyone with credibility is going to give you a hard number. Despite your wanting it.... despite your desire to legitimize facebook news posts.

It depends too much on how much voluntary social distancing continues to happen.

Missouri opened up almost two weeks ago, and my favorite restaurants still are not willing to open up their dining rooms. My neighbors are still mostly working from home.... and the post office everyone is wearing masks.... (but not Home Depot.... so who knows).

Now Wisconsin opened, and you can see images of a bar where everyone is shoulder to shoulder.

It's going to be a really fun ride.


Heck, I’m just trying to legitimize Cbid news posts. I’m looking for a hard number so I can quantify whether the stay at home crowd or the open up crowd got it right. It sounds like the best answer I can get is nobody knows. Well we’re just going to have to find out! At least we know the hard numbers of the economic damage.

May be I should shift money to Missouri or Wisconsin and not wait for Florida. The real trick is getting out in front of all the Wall Street REITs.
victor809 Offline
#115 Posted: Thu, May 14 2020, 5:33 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
Heck, I’m just trying to legitimize Cbid news posts. I’m looking for a hard number so I can quantify whether the stay at home crowd or the open up crowd got it right. It sounds like the best answer I can get is nobody knows. Well we’re just going to have to find out! At least we know the hard numbers of the economic damage.

May be I should shift money to Missouri or Wisconsin and not wait for Florida. The real trick is getting out in front of all the Wall Street REITs.


No one giving you economic numbers is giving you accurate numbers either. Since we don't know what the economic impact of this pandemic would have been without stay at home orders.

Hell... without stay at home orders, even if we only had the exact same number of infections and deaths, do you think the economy would have been humming along at the same pace? Do you think people would have been going out to eat at restaurants and bars at the same amount?

You're dreaming if you think it's a binary choice of what we have, and some fantasy where the economy is fine, but some increased number of people die. You can't tweeze the two apart. Like I said earlier, even though our state is open, many businesses are choosing to continue as if it weren't.

As TW has said before, we're possibly opening early, so we may get the added extra sexy bonus of the first economic hit, PLUS the hit from the disease spreading extra fast. We'll see... It'll be exciting.

HockeyDad Offline
#116 Posted: Thu, May 14 2020, 6:16 PM EST
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Well we have hard economic numbers for where we are at today. That we know.

Without stay at home orders we don’t know what the economy would look like. The assumption is it would deteriorate but we don’t know how much.

As TW said “we’re possibly opening early”. We’re possibly... Sounds like another “I don’t know”.

We may get the added extra sexy bonus. We may... Sounds like another “I don’t know.”

Not much to go off of here.



HockeyDad Offline
#117 Posted: Thu, May 14 2020, 6:18 PM EST
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I shall patiently await the darkest winter in modern history.
teedubbya Offline
#118 Posted: Thu, May 14 2020, 6:28 PM EST
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I don’t know. But I heard while folks under 60 can get the virus, and they will live, they will suffer from poor form and stuff.

There are no dark winters at altitude.
frankj1 Offline
#119 Posted: Thu, May 14 2020, 6:34 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I don’t know. But I heard while folks under 60 can get the virus, and they will live, they will suffer from poor form and stuff.

There are no dark winters at altitude.

any numbahs on what that will cost?
especially with 20 million less insured people?
teedubbya Offline
#120 Posted: Thu, May 14 2020, 6:35 PM EST
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Magic number box says........



3
HockeyDad Offline
#121 Posted: Thu, May 14 2020, 6:38 PM EST
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On a brighter note, all of humankind will be killed off by COVID-19.

We know it is highly infectious.
We do not know if antibodies provide any immunity from catching it again.
We do not know if the herd immunity concept applies.
There is no vaccine.

Based on what we know, the virus will continue to circulate until everyone is dead. This is factually correct until it is not.

Krazeehorse Offline
#122 Posted: Thu, May 14 2020, 6:53 PM EST
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Hockey dad you may be right. We went into lockdown to "flatten the curve" so as not to overwhelm the medical care system. Mission accomplished. Back to business and let the dying begin.
teedubbya Offline
#123 Posted: Thu, May 14 2020, 7:11 PM EST
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There will be 3.5 million
delta1 Offline
#124 Posted: Thu, May 14 2020, 7:34 PM EST
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I'm staying retired
teedubbya Offline
#125 Posted: Thu, May 14 2020, 7:41 PM EST
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Retired folk go first if over 60. Under 60 nothing to worry about. Partayyyy
teedubbya Offline
#126 Posted: Thu, May 14 2020, 8:05 PM EST
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I just got an email with the subject line “You’re invited” to give money to Trump and to become part of the official Trump VIP club. They must have read this thread and seen my change.

FIRST to receive campaign strategy surveys
Early access to new Trump merchandise
Key campaign surrogates like Lara, Eric, Don Jr, and the VP will send me campaign emails
And my name will be cemented in history as one of the key leaders in the 2020 election.

Tomorrow his team is handing him the updated membership roster and he will be looking for my name

I’ve always wanted my name cemented and stuff.

Yipee this change is liberating. All that thinking and stuff was stressful.
Speyside Offline
#127 Posted: Thu, May 14 2020, 9:01 PM EST
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Pissing in your pants can be liberating, untill you realize it is incontinence. Clearly you need to update your internet security.
tonygraz Offline
#128 Posted: Fri, May 15 2020, 5:28 AM EST
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We are all going to die ! Repent !
rfenst Offline
#129 Posted: Fri, May 15 2020, 5:29 AM EST
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TW, is there a minimum donation amount?
Speyside Offline
#130 Posted: Fri, May 15 2020, 8:46 AM EST
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CDC released new guidelines yesterday. Rather dumbed down, but maybe for the best. People are going to make their own decisions. I can disagree with them, but in all honesty I cannot blame them. In all likelihood HD is right. Damn, it pissed me off to say that. This pandemic is going to have to burn through the worlds population. My curiosity is will the death rate go down on the 2nd, 3rd and so on times though the population. The population in significantly poor health we be much lower after each pass. The virus appears to be mutating towards a lower morbidity. That is is if the virus started in Europe. If it started in China the and the morbidity is increasing overpopulation will eventually not be a problem. In truth I am not overly worried about the death rate. The infamation long term damage issues will have a far greater impact.
teedubbya Offline
#131 Posted: Fri, May 15 2020, 8:48 AM EST
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The auto donation buttons say 250, 100, 50, 42(wtf) or any amount. There isn't a minimum but it's too late. You had to donate by 11:59PM las night to get on the list he is reading today. And he was looking for all of our names tonight. He was checking the list, checking it twice, tryin to figure out who's naughty and nice. Unlike Santa though he punishes the naughty.
gummy jones Offline
#132 Posted: Fri, May 15 2020, 9:00 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I just got an email with the subject line “You’re invited” to give money to Trump and to become part of the official Trump VIP club. They must have read this thread and seen my change.

FIRST to receive campaign strategy surveys
Early access to new Trump merchandise
Key campaign surrogates like Lara, Eric, Don Jr, and the VP will send me campaign emails
And my name will be cemented in history as one of the key leaders in the 2020 election.

Tomorrow his team is handing him the updated membership roster and he will be looking for my name

I’ve always wanted my name cemented and stuff.

Yipee this change is liberating. All that thinking and stuff was stressful.


crazy how many third parties that have no affiliation to trump or any politician are using this tactic to get rich
victor809 Offline
#133 Posted: Fri, May 15 2020, 9:35 AM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
On a brighter note, all of humankind will be killed off by COVID-19.

We know it is highly infectious.
We do not know if antibodies provide any immunity from catching it again.
We do not know if the herd immunity concept applies.
There is no vaccine.

Based on what we know, the virus will continue to circulate until everyone is dead. This is factually correct until it is not.



Hush. Tail is very very upset if we don't take this conversation super serious.
teedubbya Offline
#134 Posted: Fri, May 15 2020, 9:47 AM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
crazy how many third parties that have no affiliation to trump or any politician are using this tactic to get rich



Maybe so but this one was legit. it is from the Trump campaign.
Speyside Offline
#135 Posted: Fri, May 15 2020, 10:12 AM EST
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Isn't that a money making scam also?
frankj1 Offline
#136 Posted: Fri, May 15 2020, 11:27 AM EST
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we'll know more after the audit when he releases his tax info.
Everyone forgot he said he would during the campaign.
After the audit.
delta1 Offline
#137 Posted: Fri, May 15 2020, 12:12 PM EST
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butt Hillary
teedubbya Offline
#138 Posted: Fri, May 15 2020, 1:17 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
we'll know more after the audit when he releases his tax info.
Everyone forgot he said he would during the campaign.
After the audit.



True but in fairness he also kept saying he was funding his own campaign and not beholden to special interests. Remember that one?
tonygraz Offline
#139 Posted: Fri, May 15 2020, 6:11 PM EST
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I liked todays latest when he said the wonderful truckers were outside rallying and supporting him, turns out it was a protest against him.
teedubbya Offline
#140 Posted: Fri, May 15 2020, 6:19 PM EST
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Tomato tomahto

It’s tds not to get it
teedubbya Offline
#141 Posted: Fri, May 15 2020, 6:26 PM EST
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Friend,

The American People voted and we listened.

Last week, we asked you to vote on which puzzle you’d like us to carry in the Official Trump Campaign Store. Well, we’re happy to report that the votes are in and for the FIRST TIME EVER, we're releasing a limited-edition Official Trump Puzzle.

President Trump knows that you are one of his strongest supporters, so he’s asked us to give you EXCLUSIVE EARLY ACCESS to get your puzzle FIRST before we release them to the public.

Supplies are extremely limited, so we can only guarantee you one of our Official Trump Puzzles until 11:59 PM TONIGHT.

Please contribute at least $45 by 11:59 PM TONIGHT and we'll send you one of our limited-edition Official Trump Puzzles. >>
frankj1 Offline
#142 Posted: Fri, May 15 2020, 7:11 PM EST
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I'll get one with a piece missing at a yard sale
teedubbya Offline
#143 Posted: Fri, May 15 2020, 7:24 PM EST
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My trump robot has a screw loose.
tonygraz Offline
#144 Posted: Fri, May 15 2020, 7:39 PM EST
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I heard that tail got a trumpy bear
teedubbya Offline
#145 Posted: Fri, May 15 2020, 8:29 PM EST
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Tail IS a trump bear
rfenst Offline
#146 Posted: Fri, May 15 2020, 8:46 PM EST
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Fcku Trump!
teedubbya Offline
#147 Posted: Fri, May 15 2020, 8:57 PM EST
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Watch how you speak of dear leader.
delta1 Offline
#148 Posted: Sat, May 16 2020, 1:51 PM EST
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he seemed to re-engage in the battle yesterday...stood with Fauci and Birx...

noticed Fauci wiping his brow, holding his nose and glancing downward when Trump advocated opening schools up soon

and with a backdrop of Space Force, he announced "Warp Speed, Mr. Sulu" for a vaccine

pretty good show for the pretend POTUS
teedubbya Offline
#149 Posted: Sat, May 16 2020, 2:53 PM EST
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Well he did invent super duper missiles.

My latest email from them

JOE BIDEN IS GUILTY

Oh how the tables have turned, Friend.

Joe Biden used the federal government to ILLEGALLY SPY on my 2016 campaign and to further the Russian Collusion Delusion. Can you believe it?

First, I was accused of colluding with the Russians.
Next, the Democrats wasted your time and money with a 3-YEAR WITCH HUNT.
Then, they IMPEACHED ME for being a perfect President.
After that, I was ACQUITTED (I did nothing wrong).
And now, there is evidence showing that Sleepy Joe is the GUILTY one.

The Liberals have ALWAYS been trying to take me down, and more importantly, they’ve been trying to take YOU down, Friend.

We are halfway through the month and now that Sleepy Joe is a certified CROOK, I want to make a statement SO BIG that even while he’s hiding in his basement, he won’t be able to ignore us.

FOR THE NEXT HOUR: ALL CONTRIBUTIONS WILL BE 500%-MATCHED!
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#150 Posted: Sat, May 16 2020, 2:56 PM EST
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He is the perfect POTUS for our time.
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