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delta1 Offline
#151 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 10:08 PM EST
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you a sick bastid...poor kid...
CelticBomber Offline
#152 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 10:11 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
He’ll wake up someplace in a white button up shirt and a green tartan schoolgirl skirt to wear for all eternity.

Spending the rest of his days wondering if he is in hell, purgatory, or heaven.



Won't be the first time... or second... Whistle
MACS Offline
#153 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 10:15 PM EST
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Mmmmmm... Lorna Doones... they're not just for toddlers!!
Whistlebritches Offline
#154 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 11:00 PM EST
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Rigged up my surf gear........chasing blues and stripers this weekend.Blues are on fire right now and the fish wearing stripes are just heating up for the winter bite
frankj1 Offline
#155 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 11:17 PM EST
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stePHen wrote:
I look like I was in a cage fight with a bear. Huge swollen black eye and bloody tears. I'm going to milk this for days. When I got home I told the boy he was going to have to help me bathe. He literally froze for a good 15 seconds before he realized I was kidding. That moment made it all worth it. It's the little things....



it really is the little things...

at least that's what I heard
teedubbya Offline
#156 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 11:36 PM EST
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But enough about wee willie Celtic
Sunoverbeach Offline
#157 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 11:41 PM EST
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Hold up. Sleep apnea does that? Does the cpap thing help prevent or are my eyes destined for more failure than they already have?
teedubbya Offline
#158 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 11:46 PM EST
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Jap porn is worse for your eyes... or is it their eyes..I’m so confused

Mommy doody!
DrafterX Offline
#159 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 11:48 PM EST
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I heard it's caused by whacking it too much... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#160 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 11:54 PM EST
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Poor RAM
danmdevries Online
#161 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 2:39 AM EST
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HHD Ram n dudes
8trackdisco Offline
#162 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 7:53 AM EST
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.......... Brothers.
deadeyedick Offline
#163 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 8:15 AM EST
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Gentlemen. Golf day to get over this hump.
MACS Offline
#164 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 8:23 AM EST
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Hello...
corey sellers Offline
#165 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 8:49 AM EST
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Morning gents lawyer visit today
rfenst Offline
#166 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 8:55 AM EST
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Good morning.

One huge, magic-cookie this morning to last the day. I won't really get high from it, although I can "feel" it. Can take any anti-inflammatories until Monday, when I get my second epidural injection.

ram27bat
rfenst Offline
#167 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 8:58 AM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Morning gents lawyer visit today

VERY SMART move!
I hope it goes well for you.
danmdevries Online
#168 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 9:07 AM EST
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Got my 2nd covid shot today.

Bunch of coworkers reported horrible headache after round 2. Hopefully its subsided by the time we leave for Florida.
MACS Offline
#169 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 9:09 AM EST
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^that's just the part of the drug that takes over your thoughts and stuff... it'll convince you your head doesn't hurt once it takes effect. Anxious
Ram27 Offline
#170 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 9:14 AM EST
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Wednesday greeting & Happy Hump Day danm & peeps. ram27bat
DrafterX Offline
#171 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 9:17 AM EST
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Cool Dudes....
rfenst Offline
#172 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 9:23 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Cool Dudes....

Drafter!
deadeyedick Offline
#173 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 9:47 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Got my 2nd covid shot today.

Bunch of coworkers reported horrible headache after round 2. Hopefully its subsided by the time we leave for Florida.


Got my 1st rabies shot scheduled for the end of the month. Hoping to get the wifey scheduled at the same time but the sign up online process is a bag of worms.
teedubbya Offline
#174 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 9:55 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
^that's just the part of the drug that takes over your thoughts and stuff... it'll convince you your head doesn't hurt once it takes effect. Anxious



Sigh. Once again wrong. It’s the tracking chip working through the Abdullah oblong thing in to the ocular cavity so the government can use his eyes for their facial recognition network.
MACS Offline
#175 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 9:58 AM EST
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They don't care what you're seeing... they wanna know what you're thinking. And if it isn't what they want you to think, they wanna change it.
Gene363 Offline
#176 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 10:10 AM EST
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Good morning! Off to the range.

Good luck to Cory, I hope it all goes amicably, if not I hope the local man hating, devil of a divorce lawyer was hired by you, just saying.
rfenst Offline
#177 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 10:28 AM EST
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Gene363 wrote:
Good morning! Off to the range.

Good luck to Cory, I hope it all goes amicably, if not I hope the local man hating, devil of a divorce lawyer was hired by you, just saying.

The best advice I think I give to people in divorce situations is to quickly get it settled first, up front, any way they can-sometimes even including walking away from some of the money/assets just to avoid the anguish of the process and the expense of lawyers.

I recently counseled a friend through divorce that way- and they did all the work themselves with simple forms available to the public. My friend needed the divorce decree by 12/31 to avoid a huge tax liability so they got it all done- filing through final hearing in just three weeks!
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#178 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 10:55 AM EST
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Morning gents. Robert great advice.
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#179 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 11:09 AM EST
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izonfire Offline
#180 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 11:17 AM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Morning gents lawyer visit today

Best of luck with it Corey.
And Uncle fenster is right. Smart move.

If it were me,
I would be trying to establish an alibi and eliminating evidence from the "accident"...
izonfire Offline
#181 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 11:19 AM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Got my 1st rabies shot scheduled for the end of the month. Hoping to get the wifey scheduled at the same time but the sign up online process is a bag of worms.

Great. That should eliminate your foaming of the mouth and the unpleasant disposition...
danmdevries Online
#182 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 12:18 PM EST
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The headache is starting... I'm not one to get them typically, so I'm blaming the shot.

Wife bought new reading lamps for the bedroom to replace the top heavy nightstand lamps that would fall over if you sneezed and the cat loved to make em crash in the middle of the night. New ones are wall mounted. Took a while to get em up, and once up I realized my tape measure was on the rug on one side and bare floor the other so they're about 1/2" different.

But the headache has ended the other plans I had. Took a Tylenol, we'll see how this goes.
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#183 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 2:22 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
New ones are wall mounted. Took a while to get em up, and once up I realized my tape measure was on the rug on one side and bare floor the other so they're about 1/2" different.


In engineer terms, it's not an error or defect... it's a feature.

Easily adjusted by lowering the floor on the rug side by about 1/2".
Gene363 Offline
#184 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 2:37 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
The best advice I think I give to people in divorce situations is to quickly get it settled first, up front, any way they can-sometimes even including walking away from some of the money/assets just to avoid the anguish of the process and the expense of lawyers.

I recently counseled a friend through divorce that way- and they did all the work themselves with simple forms available to the public. My friend needed the divorce decree by 12/31 to avoid a huge tax liability so they got it all done- filing through final hearing in just three weeks!


Excellent advice, stress is a killer.
delta1 Offline
#185 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 2:52 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
The headache is starting... I'm not one to get them typically, so I'm blaming the shot.

Wife bought new reading lamps for the bedroom to replace the top heavy nightstand lamps that would fall over if you sneezed and the cat loved to make em crash in the middle of the night. New ones are wall mounted. Took a while to get em up, and once up I realized my tape measure was on the rug on one side and bare floor the other so they're about 1/2" different.

But the headache has ended the other plans I had. Took a Tylenol, we'll see how this goes.




hmmmm...you know it turned Whistle into a unicorn, right...he had a deek growing out of his forehead...


the headaches are the first indication...you're gonna have an extrusion on you...
deadeyedick Offline
#186 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 3:54 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Great. That should eliminate your foaming of the mouth and the unpleasant disposition...


I still bite ya friggin' jackalope.
CelticBomber Offline
#187 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 4:05 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
I still bite ya friggin' jackalope.



But, he'll charge you $50 extra.
danmdevries Online
#188 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 4:33 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
hmmmm...you know it turned Whistle into a unicorn, right...he had a deek growing out of his forehead...


the headaches are the first indication...you're gonna have an extrusion on you...


I'll take an extrusion on me than the fear of intrusion in me.

Tylenol knocked out the headache and I took a nap on the couch. Wife woke me up to tell me the dogs got mud on their feet when she let them out and now it's my turn to wash the kitchen floor.
Ram27 Offline
#189 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 5:19 PM EST
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Evening folks 👀🤓👀
danmdevries Online
#190 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 5:44 PM EST
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Tenderloin on the grill, just finished the smashed taters
JadeRose Offline
#191 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 5:52 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
hmmmm...you know it turned Whistle into a unicorn, right...he had a deek growing out of his forehead...







Did you spell Eunuch wrong or does WB have TWO that don't work now?
teedubbya Offline
#192 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 6:08 PM EST
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It turned him from a Huey in to a Chinook
DrafterX Offline
#193 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 7:21 PM EST
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I heard yo Momma uses a Chinook to tow her to and from da buffet.... Mellow
izonfire Offline
#194 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 7:27 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
I still bite ya friggin' jackalope.

Yes, I am completely aware of that.

I've already discussed it with your primary care physician
and we're hoping the shots along with the new shock collar will settle you down.
We don't want you to have to go back to the muzzle...
frankj1 Offline
#195 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 7:29 PM EST
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invisible fence.
all done.
danmdevries Online
#196 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 7:36 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
invisible fence.
all done.


I tried one of those, but couldn't get the neighbor to wear the collar. Had to buy a visible fence.
danmdevries Online
#197 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 7:37 PM EST
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I ate 3/4 of the pork tenderloin myself, and a hefty helping of smashed taters too.

Uncomfortably full.
frankj1 Offline
#198 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 7:47 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
I tried one of those, but couldn't get the neighbor to wear the collar. Had to buy a visible fence.

excellent
izonfire Offline
#199 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 7:49 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
invisible fence.
all done.

I see what you did there.
But maybe next time you could show some restraint...
MACS Offline
#200 Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2021, 8:06 PM EST
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3 lb chuck roast... salt, pepper... seared both sides, cubed it, and dropped it in the crockpot with sliced onions, garlic, and onion soup mix.

Beef dip sammiches on toasted French rolls with provolone for dinner. Wife was sufficiently impressed.
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