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Gene363 Offline
#101 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 11:54 AM EST
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,850
Good Morning! Got a migraine, thank goodness for Maxualt.

Still no heat, the contractor was burned, the technician replaced it, but the replacement was arcing from too much current draw. The compressor has a dead short. d'oh!

The heat pump is out of service until tomorrow or the next day, depending on getting a new compressor. Good news and bad news, parts are covered by warranty, but not the labor of two technicians and 12 pounds of refrigerant or just over $1,000. A few months ago the lower floor heat pump also sh|t the bed, including part of the wiring harness, F'ing lightening! I figured it hit both units, but one just lasted a little longer. After the first compressor replacement I installed a whole house surge suppressor, now fingers crossed.
stinger88 Offline
#102 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 12:15 PM EST
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Good morning from a slightly chilly, northern Florida day.

Corey...sorry to hear. Good luck and in the end you will probably be better off.
MACS Offline
#103 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 12:28 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,837
stinger88 wrote:
Good morning from a slightly chilly, northern Florida day.

Corey...sorry to hear. Good luck and in the end you will probably be better off.

Yeah... dumbasses always land on their feet. Oh, wait, that's cats. My bad.
CelticBomber Offline
#104 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 12:29 PM EST
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,786
I leave for the first of two eye surgeries in about 30 mins... If I don't make it, the first one here can have my cigars as long as you clear my browser history. Thoroughly. Good luck if you want my wife. She can't cook for sh1t.

Awesome drugs, here I come! Wheeee!
MACS Offline
#105 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 12:34 PM EST
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Good luck bruddah...
DrafterX Offline
#106 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 12:37 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,566
so, is that one surgery each for both eyes or two on one eye..?? Huh
izonfire Offline
#107 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 12:54 PM EST
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,661
CelticBomber wrote:
I leave for the first of two eye surgeries in about 30 mins... If I don't make it, the first one here can have my cigars as long as you clear my browser history. Thoroughly. Good luck if you want my wife. She can't cook for sh1t.

Awesome drugs, here I come! Wheeee!

CL7 is on her way.

Wishing you a safe and successful surgery Celtic.
Downside - you’re going to see clearly what you actually look like...
stinger88 Offline
#108 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 1:13 PM EST
Joined: 05-29-2012
Posts: 6,574
izonfire wrote:
CL7 is on her way.



I don't wish that on even my worst enemies.

Good luck StePHan.
BuckyB93 Offline
#109 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 1:19 PM EST
Joined: 07-16-2004
Posts: 14,231
CelticBomber wrote:
I leave for the first of two eye surgeries in about 30 mins... If I don't make it, the first one here can have my cigars as long as you clear my browser history. Thoroughly. Good luck if you want my wife. She can't cook for sh1t.

Awesome drugs, here I come! Wheeee!


Nobody has officially called it yet so... DIBS! on the smokes.

You guys can fight over his wife.
delta1 Online
#110 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 2:30 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,814
izonfire wrote:
CL7 is on her way.

Wishing you a safe and successful surgery Celtic.
Downside - you’re going to see clearly what you actually look like...



lol...so he'll damage his eyes again and pass on getting them fixed again
HockeyDad Offline
#111 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 2:33 PM EST
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,164
I hope CelticBomber can still handle his customer service duties.
delta1 Online
#112 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 2:36 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,814
he passed his practice on to clintCigar...who paid a deep discounted price for the privilege
rfenst Offline
#113 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 2:51 PM EST
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,379
What's up.
Sitting her at the computer store waiting for them to upload all the data from my old hard drive. Piece of crap Dell Inspiron wasn't worth putting a penny into to get it up and running again. Got to go run some errands for produce and stuff, then to Publix for deli meat .
Palama Offline
#114 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 3:02 PM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,740
CelticBomber wrote:
I leave for the first of two eye surgeries in about 30 mins... If I don't make it, the first one here can have my cigars as long as you clear my browser history. Thoroughly. Good luck if you want my wife. She can't cook for sh1t.

Awesome drugs, here I come! Wheeee!


Good luck StePHan.

I had a pterygium removed 12-ish years ago and even though I was conscious, didn't even know the ophthalmologist was working on my eye for about 20 minutes. Took about 15 minutes more but it was quick and relatively painless.

And gee, I've been spelling your name with two "E"s but guess I was wrong...I'm sorry. Anxious
teedubbya Offline
#115 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 3:16 PM EST
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Dammit does that mean we’re gonna be able to see him better on the next vherf?
Gene363 Offline
#116 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 3:39 PM EST
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,850
CelticBomber wrote:
I leave for the first of two eye surgeries in about 30 mins... If I don't make it, the first one here can have my cigars as long as you clear my browser history. Thoroughly. Good luck if you want my wife. She can't cook for sh1t.

Awesome drugs, here I come! Wheeee!


Pray for a great result and a quick recovery.
Stogie1020 Offline
#117 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 4:05 PM EST
Joined: 12-19-2019
Posts: 5,379
CelticBomber wrote:
I leave for the first of two eye surgeries in about 30 mins... If I don't make it, the first one here can have my cigars as long as you clear my browser history. Thoroughly. Good luck if you want my wife. She can't cook for sh1t.

Awesome drugs, here I come! Wheeee!

I hope it goes well! <- large font for your benefit
izonfire Offline
#118 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 5:10 PM EST
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,661
Palama wrote:
Good luck StePHan.

I had a pterygium removed 12-ish years ago and even though I was conscious, didn't even know the ophthalmologist was working on my eye for about 20 minutes. Took about 15 minutes more but it was quick and relatively painless.

And gee, I've been spelling your name with two "E"s but guess I was wrong...I'm sorry. Anxious

Don't be sorry Palama.
You were right all along.

It's 2 e's - "stePHen"
Don't let the rest of these erroneous basturds sway you...
danmdevries Offline
#119 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 5:44 PM EST
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,460
Got the truck back in my garage with the vice grip shifter.

Got the new bracket in the mail today. If I waited for the dealer it'd be another 11 days.
teedubbya Offline
#120 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 6:38 PM EST
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
Still grateful for drafter
Plowboy221 Offline
#121 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 6:39 PM EST
Joined: 03-03-2013
Posts: 5,152
My truck is still in the shop as well, haven’t heard anything. Worked on the bmw today, had a bad power steering leak. Was the return line hopefully that will fix it.... tired of working on junk, but don’t want to fork over the cash for something new.
Plowboy221 Offline
#122 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 6:40 PM EST
Joined: 03-03-2013
Posts: 5,152
teedubbya wrote:
Still grateful for drafter



🖕 can I borrow 20 bucks dad
izonfire Offline
#123 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 6:41 PM EST
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,661
teedubbya wrote:
Still grateful for drafter

Do you have him?
How often???
clintCigar Offline
#124 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 6:52 PM EST
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,682
CelticBomber wrote:
I leave for the first of two eye surgeries in about 30 mins... If I don't make it, the first one here can have my cigars as long as you clear my browser history. Thoroughly. Good luck if you want my wife. She can't cook for sh1t.

Awesome drugs, here I come! Wheeee!

It's a race..It's a race
https://youtu.be/VQ1xHmQgXDM
Plowboy221 Offline
#125 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 7:00 PM EST
Joined: 03-03-2013
Posts: 5,152
Can’t wait till Celtic recovers, he will be able to take those money shots to the eye ball again
CelticBomber Offline
#126 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 7:17 PM EST
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,786
So, I survived... The upside is I'm now weeping blood from my eye. I THINK that makes me a Catholic miracle. I won't demand too much from my worshipers. I only want what any other Holy man would want. Your women, whiskey, and women. Repeating the women part was not a mistake. I want to drive that point home! (Get it? HAH!) Total obedience to my will goes without saying. Yea, I say unto you these Holy Words. Send me your unicorns and be saved! Except for Corey. He shall burn for all the customer service requests I've had to deal with.


I still get PM'd every day. My wrath upon ye!
teedubbya Offline
#127 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 7:27 PM EST
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Posts: 95,637
Plow boy you’ll have to earn it
Plowboy221 Offline
#128 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 7:50 PM EST
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Posts: 5,152
teedubbya wrote:
Plow boy you’ll have to earn it



I believe I earned it on the last Vherf
DrafterX Offline
#129 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 8:00 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,566
Glad you survived Celtic.... I've had welding slag removed from my eyes a couple times... not fun... Mellow
Palama Offline
#130 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 8:06 PM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,740
izonfire wrote:
Don't be sorry Palama.
You were right all along.

It's 2 e's - "stePHen"
Don't let the rest of these erroneous basturds sway you...


StePHan / StePHen, at least I didn’t call him “Steven”. Not talking

Or did I? Think
clintCigar Offline
#131 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 8:10 PM EST
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,682
CelticBomber wrote:
Except for Corey. He shall burn for all the customer service requests I've had to deal with.


I still get PM'd every day. My wrath upon ye!

Yeah that transition not going so well lol.

I forsee another customer service award in your future...
Palama Offline
#132 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 8:17 PM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,740
clintCigar wrote:
Yeah that transition not going so well lol.

I forsee another customer service award in your future...


You think maybe he regrets turning the position over and secretly wants it back? d'oh!
clintCigar Offline
#133 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 8:19 PM EST
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most likely. he kind of a control freak
8trackdisco Offline
#134 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 8:21 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,097
CelticBomber wrote:
I leave for the first of two eye surgeries in about 30 mins... If I don't make it, the first one here can have my cigars as long as you clear my browser history. Thoroughly. Good luck if you want my wife. She can't cook for sh1t.

Awesome drugs, here I come! Wheeee!


You won't see Wheel. He's in heaven.
delta1 Online
#135 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 8:38 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,814
CelticBomber wrote:
So, I survived... The upside is I'm now weeping blood from my eye. I THINK that makes me a Catholic miracle. I won't demand too much from my worshipers. I only want what any other Holy man would want. Your women, whiskey, and women. Repeating the women part was not a mistake. I want to drive that point home! (Get it? HAH!) Total obedience to my will goes without saying. Yea, I say unto you these Holy Words. Send me your unicorns and be saved! Except for Corey. He shall burn for all the customer service requests I've had to deal with.


I still get PM'd every day. My wrath upon ye!




dayum....I hadda feeling you were the cause of corey's troubles....
MACS Offline
#136 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 8:40 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,837
8trackdisco wrote:
You won't see Wheel. He's in heaven.


Think Are you sure about that?

I think I'm gonna withhold my opinion until I get solid evidence and see for myself... hopefully not very soon, though. I got fish to catch and stuff.

Met with dog trainer dude. He brought his 8 month old dog to show me what his training methods do. Frickin' dog was amazingly well behaved. Threw his toy, dog didn't move until he was told to... then halfway to the toy the guy yells sit and the dog stops and sits. He totally ignored Tank... who was pulling on the leash to go play despite anything I said to the contrary. $1100 for 3 private dog training lessons and 6 months of group training lessons on Saturday mornings... included in that is a 10' leash (big frickin deal), a shock collar (already have one), and a dog bed (already have one).

Not gonna bite right now. I'll be patient with him and do my best to train him on my own.
DrafterX Offline
#137 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 9:04 PM EST
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You should be patient with him... he is in a wheelchair and stuff... Mellow
MACS Offline
#138 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 9:16 PM EST
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Nah... all 4 of his "wheels" are working just fine. Dude is fast as a cat with it's tail on fire.
danmdevries Offline
#139 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 9:33 PM EST
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,460
Plowboy221 wrote:
My truck is still in the shop as well, haven’t heard anything. Worked on the bmw today, had a bad power steering leak. Was the return line hopefully that will fix it.... tired of working on junk, but don’t want to fork over the cash for something new.


Same, but eventually the tired of working on junk was greater than the I don't want to buy 'new" so I dropped 35k on a warrantied used truck.

And now I'm stuck working on it on my dime because the dealer is absolutely useless. Smells like burning coolant and I have no heat. Take it in "everything's within spec, no issues found". But surprisingly the coolant level was higher than when I brought it in. I found a wet spot at a heater hose connection, replaced the plastic clip with a regular ass hose clamp and now I've had reliable heat so far, but still smell coolant in front of the truck after driving... Hopefully it's just residuals and will go away. I suspect there's other dribbling hose connections but it's too cold to look now and my garage is too small.

Dash keeps flashing "4WD Shift in process" as I'm driving. Happens randomly, and looking online it looks like there was a TSB on it for the 1500's and a part number change for a solenoid. Dealer says it doesn't apply to the 2500 and there's nothing wrong. Looking on the forums, eventually it will either shift you into 4wd and stick there or stick out of 4wd. Neither situation I want to get into so I gotta figure out how to replace that solenoid.

Brakes were pretty worn when I bought it. Didn't notice on the short test drive, went back to tell them and they say wear items aren't warrantied. Did rotors and pads x4 myself.

Shift handle breaks off when I try to back out of the garage, they can't get me in for 3 weeks and won't comp a rental car. Also say they can't guarantee it's covered under warranty, "might be broken from abuse". So I fix that chit myself too.

I'm learning there's ZERO benefit to buying new or newish and warranties are worthless and I wasted a TON of money that I don't have. Wouldn't be surprised to find out they void my warranty entirely because I swapped out the factory head unit for an aftermarket.

Had issues with wife's car too, the rear calipers rattle so I took a look at it and the brackets and tensioners are all worn/loose. That's not a wear item. Took it in, they voided warranty because I change the oil myself. Wouldn't do brake mounts because I change the engine oil myself...

If I don't buy a camper this year, I'm getting rid of the truck and going back to driving a true beater. When I bought my Chevy, my uncle was service manager at the largest GM dealership in the area, so things got taken care of. Now that I no longer have a guy on the inside I'm just stuck being the guy myself.

Never again.
8trackdisco Offline
#140 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 9:35 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,097
MACS wrote:
Think Are you sure about that?


Remember the chit I took like 6 months after Wheel's death when I said..... I like to think Wheel is looking up at us now.

Oh the outrage!

I recall you saying Wheel would have laughed at the comment. My thoughts exactly.
danmdevries Offline
#141 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 9:43 PM EST
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,460
Didn't take long to replace the shifter bracket assembly. I was afraid I was going to have to drop the steering column to access all the bolts but I made my own torx head wrench by cutting the tip off a torx screwdriver that had lost its handle and then welding the tip back on at a 90° angle to the shaft and was able to squeeze it in the spaces.

It's a stupid piece of engineering. Cast aluminum piece that holds the shift arm in a compression fit, so once bolted in the cast aluminum is already seeing a tension load and then every time you manipulate it you're shocking this preloaded cast aluminum piece... Plus, it's not a direct linkage, it's electronic. The thing is only actuating an electronic switch for the gear shift position but it's got spring loads to make it feel like it's the real deal. Give me the damn electronic knobby doodad, it's the same thing that's happening under the dash but without the stupid linkage bullchit.

Anyway. I think it was broken long before I got the truck. The shifter was finicky since day one, and now is buttery smooth and precise.
CelticBomber Offline
#142 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 9:43 PM EST
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,786
MACS wrote:
Think Are you sure about that?

I think I'm gonna withhold my opinion until I get solid evidence and see for myself... hopefully not very soon, though. I got fish to catch and stuff.

Met with dog trainer dude. He brought his 8 month old dog to show me what his training methods do. Frickin' dog was amazingly well behaved. Threw his toy, dog didn't move until he was told to... then halfway to the toy the guy yells sit and the dog stops and sits. He totally ignored Tank... who was pulling on the leash to go play despite anything I said to the contrary. $1100 for 3 private dog training lessons and 6 months of group training lessons on Saturday mornings... included in that is a 10' leash (big frickin deal), a shock collar (already have one), and a dog bed (already have one).

Not gonna bite right now. I'll be patient with him and do my best to train him on my own.



There are telescopes in Hell? Bring lots of quarters, I wanna look too! Angel
melmetts Offline
#143 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 9:44 PM EST
Joined: 11-07-2020
Posts: 11
CelticBomber wrote:
So, I survived... The upside is I'm now weeping blood from my eye. I THINK that makes me a Catholic miracle.



I bet the doctor said you can't smoke for a few days.
Plowboy221 Offline
#144 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 9:45 PM EST
Joined: 03-03-2013
Posts: 5,152
danmdevries wrote:
Same, but eventually the tired of working on junk was greater than the I don't want to buy 'new" so I dropped 35k on a warrantied used truck.

And now I'm stuck working on it on my dime because the dealer is absolutely useless. Smells like burning coolant and I have no heat. Take it in "everything's within spec, no issues found". But surprisingly the coolant level was higher than when I brought it in. I found a wet spot at a heater hose connection, replaced the plastic clip with a regular ass hose clamp and now I've had reliable heat so far, but still smell coolant in front of the truck after driving... Hopefully it's just residuals and will go away. I suspect there's other dribbling hose connections but it's too cold to look now and my garage is too small.

Dash keeps flashing "4WD Shift in process" as I'm driving. Happens randomly, and looking online it looks like there was a TSB on it for the 1500's and a part number change for a solenoid. Dealer says it doesn't apply to the 2500 and there's nothing wrong. Looking on the forums, eventually it will either shift you into 4wd and stick there or stick out of 4wd. Neither situation I want to get into so I gotta figure out how to replace that solenoid.

Brakes were pretty worn when I bought it. Didn't notice on the short test drive, went back to tell them and they say wear items aren't warrantied. Did rotors and pads x4 myself.

Shift handle breaks off when I try to back out of the garage, they can't get me in for 3 weeks and won't comp a rental car. Also say they can't guarantee it's covered under warranty, "might be broken from abuse". So I fix that chit myself too.

I'm learning there's ZERO benefit to buying new or newish and warranties are worthless and I wasted a TON of money that I don't have. Wouldn't be surprised to find out they void my warranty entirely because I swapped out the factory head unit for an aftermarket.

Had issues with wife's car too, the rear calipers rattle so I took a look at it and the brackets and tensioners are all worn/loose. That's not a wear item. Took it in, they voided warranty because I change the oil myself. Wouldn't do brake mounts because I change the engine oil myself...

If I don't buy a camper this year, I'm getting rid of the truck and going back to driving a true beater. When I bought my Chevy, my uncle was service manager at the largest GM dealership in the area, so things got taken care of. Now that I no longer have a guy on the inside I'm just stuck being the guy myself.

Never again.


I thought I was the only one, seems no one gives a flying f..k anymore, wheel bearings have a lifetime warranty so my theory is the shop will get tired of replacing them eventually, but a pia for me. Tempted to just do it myself but, paid for it so it kinda of a screw then they’ll fix it or they’ll keep replacing it every three months lol
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#145 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 9:45 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,231
CelticBomber wrote:
So, I survived... The upside is I'm now weeping blood from my eye. I THINK that makes me a Catholic miracle. I won't demand too much from my worshipers. I only want what any other Holy man would want. Your women, whiskey, and women. Repeating the women part was not a mistake. I want to drive that point home! (Get it? HAH!) Total obedience to my will goes without saying. Yea, I say unto you these Holy Words. Send me your unicorns and be saved! Except for Corey. He shall burn for all the customer service requests I've had to deal with.


I still get PM'd every day. My wrath upon ye!

I'm so self absorbed I had no clue about this.

What did you have done?
CelticBomber Offline
#146 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 9:46 PM EST
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,786
melmetts wrote:
I bet the doctor said you can't smoke for a few days.


Doctors say lot's of things. Ignore the Party Short in my hand as I type this.
MACS Offline
#147 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 9:54 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,837
8trackdisco wrote:
Remember the chit I took like 6 months after Wheel's death when I said..... I like to think Wheel is looking up at us now.

Oh the outrage!

I recall you saying Wheel would have laughed at the comment. My thoughts exactly.


Yup. We both met the bastige... he would have laughed.
MACS Offline
#148 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 9:58 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,837
CelticBomber wrote:
There are telescopes in Hell? Bring lots of quarters, I wanna look too! Angel


See, now that was funny! Mostly because you don't believe in heaven or hell and took the time to write the joke anyway. Kudos.
8trackdisco Offline
#149 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 10:05 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,097
MACS wrote:
See, now that was funny! Mostly because you don't believe in heaven or hell and took the time to write the joke anyway. Kudos.


He’ll wake up someplace in a white button up shirt and a green tartan schoolgirl skirt to wear for all eternity.

Spending the rest of his days wondering if he is in hell, purgatory, or heaven.
CelticBomber Offline
#150 Posted: Tue, Jan 12 2021, 10:07 PM EST
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Posts: 6,786
frankj1 wrote:
I'm so self absorbed I had no clue about this.

What did you have done?


The surgery wasn't on my eyeball itself. It was on the lids of my right eye. Apparently sleep apnea can affect the muscles and blood vessels around the eyes. It caused the lids of my right eye to start misaligning. I couldn't close my eye properly and it was really affecting my vision. Today's surgery was to realign them and the next is to go in and repair the muscles. It's not really a dangerous procedure. The anesthesia is the riskiest part. The nice lady lied to me... "Just breathe deep, this is just a bit of oxygen to help you relax". Next thing, I'm in a strange room full of women I don't know offering me crackers. I refused the crackers so one of them offered me some Lorna Doones. I proposed to her on the spot. I LOVE shortbread cookies!

I look like I was in a cage fight with a bear. Huge swollen black eye and bloody tears. I'm going to milk this for days. When I got home I told the boy he was going to have to help me bathe. He literally froze for a good 15 seconds before he realized I was kidding. That moment made it all worth it. It's the little things.... Beer
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