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teedubbya
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400?
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teedubbya
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bastid
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SONOFA!
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:)
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Cros, the punch in the box has been done before, but it's still funny when you do it!
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I, Erik, 8track, JD, Buckwheat, Blacky, Echo4alpha, Rick, drnos, buddha daddy, edbug and a few others were too busy having a good time.
We missed it, I guess.
Either that, or we all went back to our respective rooms and crashed. I forget which.
teedubbya
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have him invent soft toilet paper your fingers dont poke through
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And now we know the story.
I always wondered.
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One other thing about the boss. If he "invents" something and I inform him that some icehole has already plagiarized it a decade before he came up with it, his response is, "we'll make ours more expensive so people will think it's better."
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One side of the story at least.....
I heard their was a fit of rage and the lighting in the room flickered red
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MACS, yes I think your candy ass was already in bed at the time, it was definitely past 11:00PM...LOL
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400?
Damn....too slow again.
teedubbya
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#412 did you get a picture of MACS candy ass at the time or was the camera broken before you could do so?
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In my defense, I don't think I slept more than 5 hours a night the whole time we were there.
I did, however, take a nap one day. LMAO!
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maybe the camera thrown in a fit of rage hit macs in the head and he wasn't sleeping...? just out?
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TW, I don't think MACS was there at the Main Street Stations bar very long but I do remember Slim and pablo going into the mens room together.
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So , where are these pictures?
Camera too far gone to retrieve them?
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lol
they said there were flames shooting up behind you, the lights were flickering they tried to run but you grabbed the camera and through it at their temples.....
they also said the slobber from your rage put out the flames ultimately
I wasn't there.... I'm just sayin
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jj,
I had read bits and pieces of what ammounts to that same story (possibly that exact same story) from your posts before.
Which is exactly why I found the idea of a picture post entitled "Slim's revenge" containing the highly exagerated visual image of slim holding you back at arms length with one hand while winding up to pitch a camera across a 4-lane street with the other arm so amusing.
But, as I said previously since there appear to still be unresolved issues stemming from the incident, I'm done with it.
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Oh no the pics were already posted. I'm not even sure the camera was broken. I had to take Slimboli's word for it and buy him a new one so he'd stop sniveling.
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agree with 420.
One of them should wear a skirt however. not sure which at this point.
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I had heard that he bit a piece out of the camera and swollowed it before launching through the air.
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well if I threw someones camera while stareing straight into their eyes and using my John Wayne voice sayin... I'm throwin your camera waddya gonna do about it
I'd prolly replace it too..... with or witout sniveling.......
thats just me
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Sorry to bust in but , here JHC, posted in C&R !!
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8. Author: Ram27 Date: 02/22/2008 03:22 PM Reply
Never going to let me live that one down are you, LadyCigar !?!
Here we go.........
" With smoking bans popping up everywhere and the constant threat of new taxes, Craig Smith says things are tight. Dorothy Grave Hoyt agrees. Both admit that there are many easier ways to make a living, but they are guardely optimistic in thinking there is a market for high-quality,machine-made cigars. " Were still puffing along," says Dorothy, adding that F.D. Grave has enough new accounts to keep her family busy. Craig has only picked some new boutique brands, like Hula Girl from Maui.
.......and it goes on.
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teedubbya
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actually JHC I heard he threw it like a nijs throwing star and it got stuck in the mahogany bar
teedubbya
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425 has nothing to do with jjs ratioanlized acceptance that destroying things in fits of anger is ok as long as you are looking them in the eye
so shut up ram
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Dammit Ram, you trying to get this thread yanked?
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Please continue.......
Maybe Slim, can jump in and shed some light here !?!?
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Pity you can't make it to Sacramento TW, I'd really like to chat with you in person some time, wink...LOL
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LadyCigar .........LOL
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lol jj
beleive it or not I think it would be fun
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Or maybe you'd prefer to have SteveR take this thread and toss it over your shoulder while looking you straight in the eye?
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Re 399
Inventions don’t actually have to work. You just have to convince the US patent lawyer that is reviewing it that it is novel and different enough that the other stuff out there. Actually proving it works and having a working prototype or physical examples drastically helps your case but it is not a requirement. Any dope can come up with an idea. Then you get a good patent lawyer and you can get just about anything patented.
I have a dozen or so with my name on them and a few of them I felt were pretty wishy washy. I felt they were common sense stuff for someone “skilled in the art” but the company I worked for at the time really pushed for patents. In the end, they got them granted, I got another line for my resume and a small bonus. (shrugs shoulders).
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TW and JJ sittin in a tree........
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Gerbil should be safe, it is in an article from a cigar magazine and is C&R !!!!
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You too Rammie, but unlike Smashie I won't fall for the old lollipops in your front pocket trick...LOL
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..then smack you with a camera, right between the eyes !!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL
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difference between slim and I is I would understand the rules.... no pictures....
its cool to me
my buddy worked security for Bob Dylan.... they were not allowed to look directly at him (what a freak) but if you know the rule and you do it anyway you deserve what you get
note to you .... if throwing Dylans camera don't look him in the eyes or his security people will lay a beat down on you.
but I digress
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BuckyB, you should change your handle to "PatentPending".
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Some day, some day.........
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433. Author: Thunder.Gerbil Date: 02/22/2008 03:30 PM Reply
Or maybe you'd prefer to have SteveR take this thread and toss it over your shoulder while looking you straight in the eye?
lol
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RE #434
Don't forget those cool paques that they give you to decorate your office wall with.
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This one is moving right along.
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thanks to jj. I was bored til he came along
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WTF is paques??
Oh yeah, that the $hit the dentist scrapes off my teeth, right?
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T, I know I shouldn't but I just have to say this. The look on Slims face when he realized what happened was worth every penny of the $143.00 or whatever it was I sent him...LOL
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as he twinkles his eyes...
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448 was for 445
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jj I beleive you
did you twitch one of your lower eyelids at him to show him who is boss?
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