Jameeman ...
I always wanted to be a super-Hero, and... damnit- there are so few Jewish super-heros left after "Knishman" and "Chaigirl" went into retirement and opened a Kibbutz/Alarm Clock factory. Alas, my first name, Jamey, was taken on Yahoo ... so I was forced to phonetically spell my name (also helps me remember its pronounciation)
jameeman has become my default nickname for everything.
Smoke on!