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teedubbya Offline
#151 Posted: Tue, May 26 2015, 6:46 PM EST
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CROS tried to steal my glasses this weekend. Victor told him I wouldn't beat him up if he did an I'm sorry dance. It got ugly from there.
victor809 Offline
#152 Posted: Tue, May 26 2015, 7:02 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
CROS tried to steal my glasses this weekend. Victor told him I wouldn't beat him up if he did an I'm sorry dance. It got ugly from there.



That couldn't have been CROS...

He was young.
And could stand...
And had both his arms...

... but he was drunk like CROS. Too bad he didn't dance... that might have been the tie-breaker.
teedubbya Offline
#153 Posted: Tue, May 26 2015, 7:07 PM EST
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I was drunker than I thought I was too. But I would have loved too seen CROS dance. I should have taken that effers 200 bucks. I somehow doubt he'd have paid any more than he danced. His friends knew he was lucky to not get a beat down. He was so drunk my wife could have kicked the crap out of him.

I was impressed though. The dance idea was a great idea to diffuse things. Wish he'd done it.
teedubbya Offline
#154 Posted: Tue, May 26 2015, 7:10 PM EST
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I got a kick out of that chick that thought you were my wife though.
victor809 Offline
#155 Posted: Tue, May 26 2015, 7:19 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I got a kick out of that chick that thought you were my wife though.


You may have gotten a kick out of it... but that's because you would have been marrying up. I'm way too good looking. :)
teedubbya Offline
#156 Posted: Tue, May 26 2015, 7:24 PM EST
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There is no denying you would make a handsome twink.
victor809 Offline
#157 Posted: Tue, May 26 2015, 7:37 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
There is no denying you would make a handsome twink.


Hah... way too fat to be a twink. I border on gobese...
teedubbya Offline
#158 Posted: Tue, May 26 2015, 7:40 PM EST
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Not next to me you don't lol. I didn't realize how drunk I was until we left. That old Rasputin on tap kicked my ass. It was fun though.
victor809 Offline
#159 Posted: Tue, May 26 2015, 7:46 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Not next to me you don't lol. I didn't realize how drunk I was until we left. That old Rasputin on tap kicked my ass. It was fun though.


A great night. Your wife is very tolerant.... and a great kisser.
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#160 Posted: Tue, May 26 2015, 7:51 PM EST
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Yea I was suprised she was kissing that chick all night too but she was trying to pick her up for me.
victor809 Offline
#161 Posted: Tue, May 26 2015, 7:55 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Yea I was suprised she was kissing that chick all night too but she was trying to pick her up for me.


How hard did she have to try??? We already paid that streetwalker $50.

(don't worry, we totally got a discount due to the herpes sores on her mouth).
teedubbya Offline
#162 Posted: Tue, May 26 2015, 8:08 PM EST
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That was a good deal. I usually pay extra for that.
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#163 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 1:31 AM EST
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You two need to get a room LOL!
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#164 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 7:09 AM EST
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A TW & Victor herf and I wasn't invited..?? Huh

Bassards..!! Mad
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#165 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 7:58 AM EST
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Cros wasn't invited either but he showed up. Bassard tried to steal my glasses though.
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#166 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 8:01 AM EST
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Did he ask about me..?? Huh
teedubbya Offline
#167 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 8:04 AM EST
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He was sort of belligerent. He offered me $200 not to hurt him though. I didn't take the money. You did mean CROS didn't you? Victor couldn't stop gushing about you.
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#168 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 8:08 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
He offered me $200 not to hurt him though.



You inconsiderate Bassard..!! Mad
teedubbya Offline
#169 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 11:09 AM EST
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He kept apologizing and offering me $200. I didn't take it and turned my back on him. That's why Victor told him to dance which was pretty funny given he has no legs and stuff. he was with some people that seemed to be keeping him liquered up and stuff. They moved in and took him away. They came back and thanked me for not beating him up because they needed him for something or other....it may have been a snuff film.
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#170 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 12:13 PM EST
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Political Forum is where it's at!!!
DrafterX Offline
#171 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 12:47 PM EST
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poor CROS..... Sad
teedubbya Offline
#172 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 12:53 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
poor CROS..... Sad




Yea. I guess when he signed the contract he thought a snuff film was a movie about chewing tobacco. They've done a good job keeping him drunk ever since. His monical was broken which is prolly why he tried to steal my glasses. I would have tried to help him if he wasn't acting like such a deek. I also wanted to look cool in front of Victor and stuff.
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#173 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 2:08 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I also wanted to look cool in front of Victor and stuff.


Did'ja stop to think that maybe CROS was just trying to look cool in front of me when he went and stole your glasses? eh?
Poor CROS... no one ever thinks of the armless, legless, drunk homeless guys with monocles stealing glasses in bars between the stadium and the strip club.
DrafterX Offline
#174 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 2:10 PM EST
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He'll never come back now.... Sad
teedubbya Offline
#175 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 2:30 PM EST
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Yea the bar between the stadium and the stip club was pretty cool. Just a few blocks further down was a canibis shop. Last I saw CROS they were throwing him in the back of that van. Maybe he is with ZRX?
teedubbya Offline
#176 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 2:31 PM EST
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I'd say he prolly only wanted to see the nude chicks but he's gay and stuff.
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#177 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 2:34 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I'd say he prolly only wanted to see the nude chicks but he's gay and stuff.


But you wanted to see the nude chicks and stuff, but you're clearly a homosexual. Why else would you have been in town at the same time as a gay rugby tournament?
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#178 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 2:37 PM EST
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are you sure they were real chicks..?? Huh
victor809 Offline
#179 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 2:54 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
are you sure they were real chicks..?? Huh


After drinking all that chloroform and smelling all that beer I'm not 100% sure of anything.
teedubbya Offline
#180 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 3:24 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
After drinking all that chloroform and smelling all that beer I'm not 100% sure of anything.



Did those 2 married drunk dental chicks go home with those guys?
DrafterX Offline
#181 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 3:43 PM EST
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dental chicks are sluts..?? Huh
teedubbya Offline
#182 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 4:20 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
dental chicks are sluts..?? Huh



Those two were. Especially the one that thought Victor was my wife.
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#183 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 4:29 PM EST
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Victor must look awfully feminine..... Mellow
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#184 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 4:33 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Those two were. Especially the one that thought Victor was my wife.



brb
teedubbya Offline
#185 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 4:37 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Victor must look awfully feminine..... Mellow



That just comes with being pretty.
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#186 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 4:38 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Victor must look awfully feminine..... Mellow


I try, but at my size it's awfully hard.
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#187 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 4:46 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
I try, but at my size it's awfully hard.



do people laugh at you much.?? Huh
teedubbya Offline
#188 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 4:47 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
I try, but at my size it's awfully hard.



You chicks always think you look bigger than you really are. You looked pretty Victor.
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#189 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 5:14 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
You chicks always think you look bigger than you really are. You looked pretty Victor.


I dunno... you're the one who said my jeans didn't make my butt look big, it was my fat azz that made my butt look big.

So cruel.
teedubbya Offline
#190 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 6:41 PM EST
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I'm sorry.
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