I see that I have raised Drafter's eyebrow with my deeply cruel and insensitive comments.
To 8track, and Since this is the age of be PC or die a social death, to all other pasty white people, persons, buildings, loaves of bead, albino chipmunks, and any/all creatures and structure living or dead, existing or imagined, I do humbly apologize. Grovel really, since that is what is demanded by polite cyber society, for the thoughtless comment about 8track's azz being pasty.
It was an unwarranted assumption. Drafter was right to chastise me. I have no idea what shade of pale lurks below 8's snatch-off stripper pants. Thank god. Speaking of: I shall now pray for, and send positive vibes to those that do.