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Hank_The_Tank Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Jan 23 2018, 8:53 PM EST
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First 500. Have a good night, ya'll.
bgz Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Jan 23 2018, 8:54 PM EST
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Self promotion, and post spam at the end of the last 500, I would deny hank this 500 and give it to Speyside.

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frankj1 Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Jan 23 2018, 8:56 PM EST
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Ram?
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Jan 23 2018, 8:59 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Self promotion, and post spam at the end of the last 500, I would deny hank this 500 and give it to Speyside.

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Tell that to the 499 other people that have a bunch of posts at the end of a 500 to get the next one.

And btw, really don't think this patron has alcohol in it. Boo!
gummy jones Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Jan 23 2018, 9:03 PM EST
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Hank patron is not a poor man's drink. Methinks you are awful with finances.
victor809 Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Jan 23 2018, 9:06 PM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
Hank patron is not a poor man's drink. Methinks you are awful with finances.


Sure it is...
Not like he's drinking good scotch.
victor809 Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Jan 23 2018, 9:07 PM EST
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Forgot...

Is this the new 500?


(good win hank)
danmdevries Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Jan 23 2018, 9:15 PM EST
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Rosemary killed me.
Speyside Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Jan 23 2018, 9:16 PM EST
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Good win Hank.
victor809 Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Jan 23 2018, 9:18 PM EST
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Hey Spey... Did ya hear about Dan?
frankj1 Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Jan 23 2018, 9:20 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Rosemary killed me.

nah, it was your wife. She could smell Rosemary on you.
Ram27 Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Jan 23 2018, 9:24 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
Ram?



Congrats on your first 500, Hank.Applause




ram27bat
Speyside Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Jan 23 2018, 9:24 PM EST
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Yeah, it was on the internet, so sad.
banderl Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, Jan 23 2018, 9:26 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Rosemary killed me.



Did she sit on your face and smother you?
MACS Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Jan 23 2018, 9:33 PM EST
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banderl wrote:
Did she sit on your face and smother you?


He wishes...
MACS Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Jan 23 2018, 9:35 PM EST
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Wait... is this the Rosie of which Bon Scott sang? Cuz if it is... maybe he doesn't wish that.

42-39-56... that'll kill ya.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Jan 23 2018, 9:37 PM EST
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So, tell me the story about needing Ram's approval of 500's. Just curious.

And the patron was a gift.
bgz Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Jan 23 2018, 9:47 PM EST
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Your just lucky it doesn't require my approval Hank....

Congrats on your first 500 Flapper
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Jan 23 2018, 10:02 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Your just lucky it doesn't require my approval Hank....

Congrats on your first 500 Flapper


Thanks. I am overjoyed......
DrafterX Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Jan 23 2018, 10:13 PM EST
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Is this the trades forum..?? Huh
bgz Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Jan 23 2018, 10:21 PM EST
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Ya, Hanks self(less?) Promotion for his new noobment.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, Jan 23 2018, 10:23 PM EST
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The scotch after is finally working. Is there something strong out there that doesn't taste like garbage? I tried Everclear but that was nasty. Maybe my tolerance is too high. Ugh. I need something cheap, strong and decent tasting for Friday night.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#23 Posted: Tue, Jan 23 2018, 10:25 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Ya, Hanks self(less?) Promotion for his new noobment.


Only because the NOOB MILITIA IS REIGNING!!! You will see.
danmdevries Offline
#24 Posted: Tue, Jan 23 2018, 10:32 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
The scotch after is finally working. Is there something strong out there that doesn't taste like garbage? I tried Everclear but that was nasty. Maybe my tolerance is too high. Ugh. I need something cheap, strong and decent tasting for Friday night.


Y'ever heard of green dragon? That'll put you down.
bgz Offline
#25 Posted: Tue, Jan 23 2018, 10:39 PM EST
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If you're drinking with the goal of getting drunk, you're doing it wrong.
frankj1 Offline
#26 Posted: Tue, Jan 23 2018, 10:41 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
If you're drinking with the goal of getting drunk, you're doing it wrong.

if you're drunk with the goal of getting a drink, though...
victor809 Offline
#27 Posted: Tue, Jan 23 2018, 10:58 PM EST
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Absinthe... the real stuff from places like the Czech republic where they still allow the wormwood wirh thuone might do ya in...

Enjoyed that stuff... made the dance music sound a little different. I think you can buy it and have it imported... hills may have been the brand.
frankj1 Offline
#28 Posted: Tue, Jan 23 2018, 11:00 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Absinthe... the real stuff from places like the Czech republic where they still allow the wormwood wirh thuone might do ya in...

Enjoyed that stuff... made the dance music sound a little different. I think you can buy it and have it imported... hills may have been the brand.

did the music sound different cuz you cut off an ear?
victor809 Offline
#29 Posted: Tue, Jan 23 2018, 11:01 PM EST
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Hehe... no. But I may have been very very drunk...
bgz Offline
#30 Posted: Tue, Jan 23 2018, 11:17 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
if you're drunk with the goal of getting a drink, though...


Ya, that's ok
8trackdisco Offline
#31 Posted: Wed, Jan 24 2018, 7:12 AM EST
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16.

How do I block Hanks title?

The rest of my activities here have been Hank-proofed.
Ewok126 Offline
#32 Posted: Wed, Jan 24 2018, 7:36 AM EST
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I go to bed early due to not feeling well and wake up to this WTF....


Good win Hank and grats indeed but DAMN MAN! I am starting to wonder... Did a Vet not take you under their wing when you started here? Did the system let you down? Or did the tobacco beetles from smoking them Gurkhas eat their way to ya brain. I know I said be loud and proud but jesus.
Speyside Offline
#33 Posted: Wed, Jan 24 2018, 8:23 AM EST
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Morning everyone. Happy hump day.
Speyside Offline
#34 Posted: Wed, Jan 24 2018, 8:30 AM EST
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Hank, the Patron XO cafe should have had you staggering after 6 shots. It's 70 proof.
Ewok126 Offline
#35 Posted: Wed, Jan 24 2018, 8:33 AM EST
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Allen!!! Woot
jespear Offline
#36 Posted: Wed, Jan 24 2018, 9:30 AM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
I go to bed early due to not feeling well and wake up to this WTF....


Good win Hank and grats indeed but DAMN MAN! I am starting to wonder... Did a Vet not take you under their wing when you started here? Did the system let you down? Or did the tobacco beetles from smoking them Gurkhas eat their way to ya brain. I know I said be loud and proud but jesus.


Well, not in the beginning, and now not officially, (FGM was not consulted d'oh! ), but I kinda have taken it upon myself to try and give Hank some sage
(albeit unsolicited) FOG advice.
He really isn't a bad guy, and I'm glad that some of you dikkheds are easing up and giving him a break.
( And I'm NOT just saying this because he decided to make me the 1st target of the NOOB MILITIA ! Not talking )

Hang in there, Hank !

jes
dstieger Offline
#37 Posted: Wed, Jan 24 2018, 10:11 AM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
. Did a Vet not take you under their wing when you started here? Did the system let you down? Or did the tobacco beetles from smoking them Gurkhas eat their way to ya brain. I know I said be loud and proud but jesus.



A number of us tried. That is a really the crux of the 'problem' that many have with him. Jespear just must have the patience of Job
jespear Offline
#38 Posted: Wed, Jan 24 2018, 10:37 AM EST
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dstieger wrote:
A number of us tried. That is a really the crux of the 'problem' that many have with him. Jespear just must have the patience of Job


Nah, not really. Actually, my patience has been dwindling as I get older. My family has even suggested that my new granddaughter should call me Grumpah.
On a more positive note, I do try to see the GOOD in people and give them the benefit of the doubt.
That was the case with Hank. I think his exuberance, and inexperience were misinterpreted by some as him being a mooch, and I must admit, a few of his posts had me thinking along those same lines, BUT, after having some conversations with him via PM's and e-mails, I truly believe his heart is in the right place.
As far as his, "If you don't like what I'm doing, or the way I'm doing it, you can GFY attitude", well . . . I'm pretty sure there are MANY BOTL on here that have the same attitude, (myself included) !

jes
DrafterX Offline
#39 Posted: Wed, Jan 24 2018, 11:05 AM EST
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Yep.. must be the trades forum.. Mellow
bgz Offline
#40 Posted: Wed, Jan 24 2018, 11:14 AM EST
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This whole thread looks and feels like some sort of weird Hank intervention (for wha?, I have no f-ing idea).

I think what the main problem people have with Hank is as soon as he calms down and people stop screwing with him so much, then he gets ADHD and will spam 50 f-king topics on the boards about random stupid chit.

Now, I don't have a problem with this, because it gives me troll fuel, and I think it's fun AF to troll Hank (why? I have no f-ing idea >:)
ShanaC@CigarBid Offline
#41 Posted: Wed, Jan 24 2018, 11:57 AM EST
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Herfing Change is a comin'
bgz Offline
#42 Posted: Wed, Jan 24 2018, 12:00 PM EST
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^ I don't know if that's a good or a bad thing.

Scared now.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#43 Posted: Wed, Jan 24 2018, 12:01 PM EST
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Cbid's finally going belly up...
ShanaC@CigarBid Offline
#44 Posted: Wed, Jan 24 2018, 12:11 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Cbid's finally going belly up...


Not quite...
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#45 Posted: Wed, Jan 24 2018, 12:21 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
^ I don't know if that's a good or a bad thing.

Scared now.


+1

Morning, everyone!

I don't know why the Patron didn't do anything for me, it was weird. Maybe it takes a really long time to kick in and when I thought the added scotch finally gave me a little buzz, maybe it was the late effects of the Patron.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#46 Posted: Wed, Jan 24 2018, 12:24 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
If you're drinking with the goal of getting drunk, you're doing it wrong.


Just needed a little buzz after a rough day. I enjoyed the drinks.
bgz Offline
#47 Posted: Wed, Jan 24 2018, 12:26 PM EST
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ShanaC@CigarBid wrote:
Not quite...


The suspense is killing us...
ShanaC@CigarBid Offline
#48 Posted: Wed, Jan 24 2018, 12:36 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
The suspense is killing us...


LOL! Soon come, soon come LOL
dstieger Offline
#49 Posted: Wed, Jan 24 2018, 12:38 PM EST
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#50 Posted: Wed, Jan 24 2018, 12:49 PM EST
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Good afternoon fellas!
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