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#51 Posted: Sat, Jul 14 2018, 3:18 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Damn squirrels ate my grapes... Mad


toldja to put some clothes on when you look out your backyard window...
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#52 Posted: Sat, Jul 14 2018, 3:26 PM EST
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Laugh
DrafterX Offline
#53 Posted: Sat, Jul 14 2018, 3:46 PM EST
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My son moved out last year... I could have a naked room I guess... Think
rfenst Offline
#54 Posted: Sat, Jul 14 2018, 5:24 PM EST
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Chipotle for dinner.
DrafterX Offline
#55 Posted: Sat, Jul 14 2018, 5:57 PM EST
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No meat and stuff..?? Huh
danmdevries Offline
#56 Posted: Sat, Jul 14 2018, 7:30 PM EST
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Huge pile of meat for dinner.

109 lbs of shoulder smoked for the trackday weekend bbq. Fed 500ish people. Had beans and slaw too.

Could really go for a nap about now
DrafterX Offline
#57 Posted: Sat, Jul 14 2018, 7:32 PM EST
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Damn.. Mellow
danmdevries Offline
#58 Posted: Sat, Jul 14 2018, 8:19 PM EST
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Beers and pitbikes. Time to party
DrafterX Offline
#59 Posted: Sat, Jul 14 2018, 8:34 PM EST
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Beer
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#60 Posted: Sat, Jul 14 2018, 8:53 PM EST
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#8 MACS...that all you got?

I'd prefer:

The MACS NEVER PAID FOR GAS ON HIS BOAT 500

OR

The MACS THICK NO.10 BUSINESS SIZED ENVELOPE
SSG PAYOFF 500
MACS Offline
#61 Posted: Sat, Jul 14 2018, 9:50 PM EST
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Yeah, that's not gonna work. I consistently spend $50+ on gas just for the boat every time I go out. 10-15 gallons of premium... at CA prices. Then add the truck gas. $80, easy, for both. But the charters run $150+ for where I go... and I get there faster.

But I go where I want, I leave when I want, I go home when I want... I'm the fkn captain.
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#62 Posted: Sat, Jul 14 2018, 10:26 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Yeah, that's not gonna work. I consistently spend $50+ on gas just for the boat every time I go out. 10-15 gallons of premium... at CA prices. Then add the truck gas. $80, easy, for both. But the charters run $150+ for where I go... and I get there faster.

But I go where I want, I leave when I want, I go home when I want... I'm the fkn captain.


Picturing you in Jay Fergesons Shakedown Cruise.
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#63 Posted: Sat, Jul 14 2018, 10:39 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Picturing you in Jay Fergesons Shakedown Cruise.


I am, sadly, unfamiliar with the reference.
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#64 Posted: Sat, Jul 14 2018, 10:53 PM EST
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Everybody listen to me...
And return me my ship..
I'm your Captain, I'm your Captain...
Though I'm feeling mighty sick....

Mellow
8trackdisco Offline
#65 Posted: Sat, Jul 14 2018, 10:59 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
I am, sadly, unfamiliar with the reference.


Shakedown Cruise is a great song from the 70s, by a guy named Jay Fergeson.

Give it a listen.
DrafterX Offline
#66 Posted: Sat, Jul 14 2018, 11:01 PM EST
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That song was gay... Mellow
MACS Offline
#67 Posted: Sat, Jul 14 2018, 11:03 PM EST
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Oh, hell no. Ugh... my ears hurt now.

I'd prefer I'm your captain - Grand Funk Railroad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8MYsii4DZY
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#68 Posted: Sat, Jul 14 2018, 11:04 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
That song was gay... Mellow


^^Drafter called it....
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#69 Posted: Sat, Jul 14 2018, 11:07 PM EST
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Even better... Ride, Captain Ride! Upon your mystery ship! - Blues Image

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8lf7RLYIww
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#70 Posted: Sat, Jul 14 2018, 11:09 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Shakedown Cruise is a great song from the 70s, by a guy named Jay Fergeson.

Give it a listen.

was he the guy from Spirit (great band, did Nature's Way, I Got a Line on You) and JoJo Gunn?
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#71 Posted: Sat, Jul 14 2018, 11:24 PM EST
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Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it wouldn't last
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass...

Mellow
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#72 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2018, 5:33 AM EST
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I got yer back, 8track. Jay Ferguson made some decent tunes. Thunder Island comes to mind
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#73 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2018, 5:36 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
was he the guy from Spirit (great band, did Nature's Way, I Got a Line on You) and JoJo Gunn?




Thass the one, Frank
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#74 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2018, 6:25 AM EST
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Good morning.
MACS Offline
#75 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2018, 7:11 AM EST
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G'day mates...
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#76 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2018, 7:21 AM EST
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Good morning, y’all
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#77 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2018, 7:35 AM EST
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Morning? I have been up all night! Working a 12, and have less than 2.5 hours to go.
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#78 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2018, 8:09 AM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
Thass the one, Frank

huh. never knew of his solo effort(s).
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#79 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2018, 8:24 AM EST
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Some jagoff is parked in front of my house... right where I need to park my boat.

What the ****.
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#80 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2018, 8:41 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Some jagoff is parked in front of my house... right where I need to park my boat.

What the ****.

he's lucky it ain't Mexico

(cross thread OUTRAGE!)
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#81 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2018, 9:31 AM EST
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Cool Dudes....
Ram27 Offline
#82 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2018, 9:43 AM EST
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🙄 X
DrafterX Offline
#83 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2018, 9:46 AM EST
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Ram..!! Laugh
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#84 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2018, 9:52 AM EST
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Coffee and a few work emails.
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#85 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2018, 9:55 AM EST
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Coffee and cell phone.. everybody's still asleep here... Maybe I'll make some noise... Think
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#86 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2018, 10:01 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Some jagoff is parked in front of my house... right where I need to park my boat.

What the ****.



Spray paint 'dip****' on the windshield.. Mellow
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#87 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2018, 10:35 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Some jagoff is parked in front of my house... right where I need to park my boat.

What the ****.


Drop anchor through the hood of the car.
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#88 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2018, 10:36 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Oh, hell no. Ugh... my ears hurt now.

I'd prefer I'm your captain - Grand Funk Railroad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8MYsii4DZY


Not talking
MACS Offline
#89 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2018, 10:48 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
he's lucky it ain't Mexico

(cross thread OUTRAGE!)


I know, right?? His car would likely be stolen by now. It's a camry.
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#90 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2018, 10:59 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
I know, right?? His car would likely be stolen by now. It's a camry.

does it have a chain steering wheel,fuzzy dice, and the dingleberries around the windshield?Anxious
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#91 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2018, 11:57 AM EST
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MACS, no worries, probably a Mexican drug cartel setting up a meth house across the street.
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#92 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2018, 12:29 PM EST
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Achtung BOTL's,

Got up late, crazy dreams...

Got microwaved by the neighbors big-time this weekend...

Could barely walk to the bathroom this morning, both knees almost double from normal size from ILLEGAL MICROWAVING (fluid on knees and new arthritis out of the blue) , right shoulder hurts like H3LL , right hand and thumb almost inoperable....I had to wipe my ASS with my left hand which is very hard to do ( right hand and right shoulder prevented the normal procedure)....

I sure hope the FBI-SSG FELONY GANGSTALKING CONSPIRATORS ACROSS THE STREET GET TO PAY THEIR ELECTRIC BILL, INSURANCE BILL, FOOD BILL , MORTAGAGE BILL BY "KILLING ME SLOWLY" FOR THE U.S. GOVERNMENT Because they are too lazy too f**king work and would rather collect free money at my suffering and demise by flicking a switch on an illegal energy wave weapon...

F**king LOW LIFE SCUM BAGS...
MACS Offline
#93 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2018, 1:32 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
MACS, no worries, probably a Mexican drug cartel setting up a meth house across the street.


Actually... it was a damn fine looking young blonde from 2 houses down. OhMyGod

All is forgiven... Anxious
dkeage Offline
#94 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2018, 1:41 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
MACS, no worries, probably a Mexican drug cartel setting up a meth house across the street.


Moved out of our townhouse into our current house . Ran into an old neighbor a year or so later and found out that the guy who bought our townhouse got busted for running a brothel and selling coke outta it. Guess that's how he paid us cash

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#95 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2018, 1:53 PM EST
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Did she show you her boobs..?? Huh
delta1 Online
#96 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2018, 4:20 PM EST
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You got that backwards, Drafter...MACS showed her his moobs...she decided to move her car...
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#97 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2018, 4:53 PM EST
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Does that work for him at the mall too..?? Huh
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#98 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2018, 5:01 PM EST
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Leftover grilled chikens and bacon wrapped jalapenos... BigGrin
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#99 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2018, 6:26 PM EST
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Spicy pork and black bean burritos with chipotle salsa. Oh and Nachos as well. 😋
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#100 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2018, 7:40 PM EST
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