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Sunoverbeach Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 58
Greetings all,

I’ve been stalking the forum for entertainment for a while now and felt I should at least say Hi officially. So, I’m a reformed 2 decades cigarette smoker. I was shown a flavorful new light on vacation almost three years ago. I’ve been kicking myself ever since over those years wasted on stale, chopped, fire cured tobacco bits. I’m now on a lifelong quest to sample every single type of cigar in existence. Found Cbid about a year and a half back, coincidentally at the exact time I discovered a startling lack of impulse control, and have been happily bursting beyond storage capacity ever since. Looking forward to meeting whomever I might and wish you all a warm weekend (wish may be geographically pointless for some of you).

Prerequisite info:
Name - I think it’s visible already. Real name in the profile for anyone really curious
Rank - Low
Serial Number - Kellogs, occasionally General Mills…wait, wrong serial...moving on
Always pancakes unless the waffles are constructed entirely of bacon.
Love camping. I camp out on the front porch or back deck as often as possible, warming in the piercing glare of my wife's through the window.

Prerequisite Questions:
What’s with all the overbidding, huh?
Do I store cellos on or off?
How do I get my platinum membership?
Who wants to send me their Padron Anniversaries to try? I’ll gladly trade my finest Quorums and Cuban Rounds.

Prerequisite disclaimer:
I tend to be very streaky in any online social forum. Can range from incessant daily jabber to weeks of complete silence. Please know it’s nothing personal. I just get easily distracte…OOHH, SQUIRREL!!!
Whistlebritches Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 16,879
You did fail to inform us of one very important detail...…...so I am assuming you have been in a Turkish prison.Please fill us in...….you're the first to join our ranks.
MACS Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 64,221
Welcome aboard... for once, a newb who did his homework.

And you seem semi-literate, too. Bonus points.

Subtract said points for a wrong answer... waffles rule.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 58
Thanks, No actual Turkish prison but have attempted to replicate one in the neighborhood with other like-minded enthusiasts.

Appreciate the literacy recognition. Cost me near $80k for a paper certifying my ability to read, write, and regurgitate. Now finally putting those skills to use
frankj1 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 24,889
well, a year and a half and you didn't write, you didn't call, but your mother and I are relieved to know you're OK....

but you're still a sonofabeach.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 58
Don't call momma a beach. She's a slim, svelte sandbox at most
frankj1 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 24,889
Colts' fan?
Sunoverbeach Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 58
Nope. I'm close enough to Chi-town to be considered a remote suburb. Go Bears and d@mn the uprights!
corey sellers Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 4,825
Subtract more points for the following

Wad or fold
Long walks on the beach yes or no
Cats or dogs
Donuts or bagels
Chicken or the egg
Grape or pineapple white owl
Thick crust or thin crust
Rare or done
Dry or wet
corey sellers Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 4,825
BTW welcome to the asylum
Palama Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 10,509
Sunoverbeach wrote:
Nope. I'm close enough to Chi-town to be considered a remote suburb. Go Bears and d@mn the uprights!


Aloha from Hawaii! ThumpUp

Chicago is a great city, hope to visit there again...but with that being said:

Go Pack Go!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 58
Sweet Jesus! forgot the long walks question. Absolutely and even consider them romantic if the voices join me.

Rarely enough funds to neither wad nor fold, and when I do, another 5 pack and it's gone.
Cats - due to my inherent laziness in caretaking
Bagels - I don't gravitate towards sweet things, excepting the aforementioned wife. Please tell her I said that. She's still glaring
Chicken - that's what the coin flip said
Proud to say never a White Owl in my life. B&Ms, DMs, Swishers, Phillies, and Backwoods, but no Owls. So couldn't say
Thin - trying to cut down on carbs
Rare - Juice adds flavor
Dry/wet - entirely dependent on the situation

Thanks and coincidentally one of my favorite go-tos, excepting the Insidious
Sunoverbeach Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 58
No Pack No! Once that far west you should be prohibited from Wisconsin fanaticism

Definitely a nice place to visit. Recommend you wait a couple months. Somewhat delayed winter is in full effect now
DrafterX Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 86,611
Have you seen CROS..?? Huh
SmokeMonkey Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 04-05-2015
Posts: 4,862
Welcome! Stick around and enjoy - there’s some great guys on the forum. And some other ones, too...
Gene363 Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 23,707
Welcome to the nut house.
corey sellers Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 4,825
I like this guy go over to the noob pib and get involved to earn some trust
tonygraz Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 9,880
Do you mind if we call you SOB ?
frankj1 Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 24,889
tonygraz wrote:
Do you mind if we call you SOB ?

dat you, cameroon?
danmdevries Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 9,470
Sunoverbeach wrote:
Nope. I'm close enough to Chi-town to be considered a remote suburb. Go Bears and d@mn the uprights!


Neighbor?
RMAN4443 Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 4,534
corey sellers wrote:
Subtract more points for the following

Wad or fold
Long walks on the beach yes or no
Cats or dogs
Donuts or bagels
Chicken or the egg
Grape or pineapple white owl
Thick crust or thin crust
Rare or done
Dry or wet

Ginger or Maryann??Anxious
Ewok126 Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 3,798
Man, I am impressed. A Newb that done a proper introduction! Applause

Welcome to the goober farm Dan.

As for your question of "How do I get my platinum membership?" Lots of cuppie cakes for Shauna and a camping trip with Z to the river. Although, he might take you up on that long walk on the beach in place of the camping trip. Anxious
Palama Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 10,509
Sunoverbeach wrote:
No Pack No! Once that far west you should be prohibited from Wisconsin fanaticism

Definitely a nice place to visit. Recommend you wait a couple months. Somewhat delayed winter is in full effect now


Been to my buddy’s place in Gurnee back in November ‘93. Went to Chi-town to sightsee, eat dinner and then bar hopped. Drove to Milwaukee the next day to watch the Packers play Detroit.

Our son is a Bears fan (...where did I go wrong? Brick wall ...).
Sunoverbeach Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 58
Thanks all for the welcome.

DrafterX - I haven't

Corey Sellers - I'll get to the PIB at some point. Just dipping my pinky toe in the waters her at the moment.

tonygraz - I've been called that and worse by many over the years. Have at it

danmdevries - It's looking that way. I'm Valpo. Where are you?

Rman - Grew up in the country. Always Maryann over Ginger

Palama - I've learned that children were placed on this earth to test the limits of parents' sanity. I raised mine on classic rock and metal and now he's strictly rap and electronica
ZRX1200 Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 48,166
A Bears fan that like camping, pancakes and bacon.......

You might skip the waiting line for camping trips.

Welcome aboard weirdo, you might have what it takes to stick.
danmdevries Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 9,470
Sunoverbeach wrote:
Thanks all for the welcome.

danmdevries - It's looking that way. I'm Valpo. Where are you?



I'm in St John/Schererville unincorporated Lake county.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 58
Then I'd say definitely neighbors. I've been to 1101 in Schererville a couple of times for their Ezra Zions but my usual haunt is the Golden Leaf in Hobart
DrafterX Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 86,611
I've been to the American legion several times there... Parents used to live in the neighborhood right behind it... Mellow
Sunoverbeach Offline
#29 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 58
Locals coming out of the woodwork. What's your city drafter? The wife grew up in that area. I'm actually a naturalized Hoosier. Spent my first 18yrs in central Ohio. Though not sure I can still claim naturalized status after another 24yrs spent around here
opelmanta1900 Offline
#30 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 8,155
Sun over beach sounds like a moons over my hammy rip-off... Can we call you Lenny's?
Sunoverbeach Offline
#31 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 58
Nah, just a not quite clever play on words to slip PG-13 cursing into the mix. Thought I was brilliant with this until I saw a t-shirt with the same, so just sad and pathetic. That said, call me whatever suits you. I'm flexible
Cereal City Cigar Smoker Offline
#32 Posted:
Joined: 03-30-2006
Posts: 13,840
The least you can do is spell Kellogg's correctly! Shame on you

Welcome aboard!
c3s
Sunoverbeach Offline
#33 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 58
There's got to be more than one of them by now. Figured plural was the way to go
RMAN4443 Offline
#34 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 4,534
Sunoverbeach wrote:
Nah, just a not quite clever play on words to slip PG-13 cursing into the mix. Thought I was brilliant with this until I saw a t-shirt with the same, so just sad and pathetic. That said, call me whatever suits you. I'm flexible

How ya doin Flexible....welcome to the asylum...Beer
Always preferred Mary Ann over Ginger myself...ThumpUp
Ewok126 Offline
#35 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 3,798
RMAN4443 wrote:
How ya doin Flexible....welcome to the asylum...Beer
Always preferred Mary Ann over Ginger myself...ThumpUp



Hot needy Biatch vs Hot Country Gall.

You damn right Mary Ann over Ginger. Applause
DrafterX Offline
#36 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 86,611
But I heard Ginger gave a mean one... Mellow
Ewok126 Offline
#37 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 3,798
DrafterX wrote:
But I heard Ginger gave a mean one... Mellow



So does the old hoover vacuum cleaner, that don't mean it is worth all the drama. d'oh!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#38 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 58
If Maryann wants to spice things up in the bamboo hut then Ginger can join but otherwise the professor can have her
Sunoverbeach Offline
#39 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 58
If Maryann wants to spice things up in the bamboo hut then Ginger can join but otherwise the professor can have her
thurson Offline
#40 Posted:
Joined: 06-26-2004
Posts: 3,737
At this point, nothing witty to add, have I. Welcome newb. fog
tonygraz Offline
#41 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 9,880
I heard Drafter liked Gilligan best.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#42 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 58
You have to admit Gilligan had some wicked fashion sense
deadeyedick Offline
#43 Posted:
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 9,565
[quote=Sunoverbeach]Sweet Jesus! forgot the long walks question. Absolutely and even consider them romantic if the voices join me.

Rarely enough funds to neither wad nor fold, and when I do, another 5 pack and it's gone.

The question was about your habits with toilet paper. But iffn' you use funds more power to you.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#44 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 58
Mind went directly to money. As far as the other, neither. Corn cobs only. Cleans and exfoliates
RMAN4443 Offline
#45 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 4,534
Ribbed for your pleasure????Think
frankj1 Offline
#46 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 24,889
that's it.
Intro is over.
dstieger Offline
#47 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 9,238
Palama Offline
#48 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 10,509
frankj1 wrote:
that's it.
Intro is over.


Aww shucks, I thought this was gonna be the next 500.... d'oh!
frankj1 Offline
#49 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 24,889
Palama wrote:
Aww shucks, I thought this was gonna be the next 500.... d'oh!

I blame rman4443...

aw shucks. I can't do it. keep it going, but make sure to get a good night's sleep.
frankj1 Offline
#50 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 24,889
dstieger wrote:
http://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/c/posts/45136/Wad-or-Fold?

Country on page 1.
nice.
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