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csgamecock Offline
#351 Posted: Sat, Jun 15 2013, 11:02 AM EST
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The C O C K is on the loose again, where it lands is anybody's guess but I will say it shouldn't take long to get to its destination.
Since I know that the next victim likes large things in his mouth I added the c oc ks brother to the mix for double penetration, but that's ok bc there's also medicine to numb his pain a bit!!
Enjoy Azzhat!!
Bur Offline
#352 Posted: Sat, Jun 15 2013, 11:06 AM EST
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Applause Applause Applause Applause

But you did have the C O C K for quite a while......
csgamecock Offline
#353 Posted: Sat, Jun 15 2013, 11:10 AM EST
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Bur wrote:
Applause Applause Applause Applause

But you did have the C O C K for quite a while......


Yeah, well my wife is preggo and I'm lonely lmao
SMGBobbyScott Offline
#354 Posted: Sat, Jun 15 2013, 1:17 PM EST
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csgamecock wrote:
The C O C K is on the loose again, where it lands is anybody's guess but I will say it shouldn't take long to get to its destination.
Since I know that the next victim likes large things in his mouth I added the c oc ks brother to the mix for double penetration, but that's ok bc there's also medicine to numb his pain a bit!!
Enjoy Azzhat!!


I have a feeling of dread overwhelming me over this post!

d'oh!
ZRX1200 Offline
#355 Posted: Sat, Jun 15 2013, 3:19 PM EST
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Don't bruise your ankles when ya grab em...
kombat96 Offline
#356 Posted: Mon, Jun 17 2013, 9:09 PM EST
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harleyd31 wrote:
Lock your doors.... Theres a C O C K on the loose.....




Not the first time harleys wifes said that
SMGBobbyScott Offline
#357 Posted: Mon, Jun 17 2013, 9:19 PM EST
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Yeah, it finally arrived and it is (shall we say) "well traveled". Even though it is a Fighting **** and it is visiting its namesake, it won't be staying here for long. I have a few ideas for the next victim but we shall see.
SMGBobbyScott Offline
#358 Posted: Mon, Jun 17 2013, 9:35 PM EST
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BTW, the C O C K has grown a now well known mustache since most of you have seen it. For more details, all you need do is check out ZRX's profile pic or the subject picture. PRICELESS!

Herfing
Bur Offline
#359 Posted: Mon, Jun 17 2013, 9:40 PM EST
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Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause

Welcome to the Order! You deserved it!

ram27bat
SMGBobbyScott Offline
#360 Posted: Mon, Jun 17 2013, 9:45 PM EST
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Bur wrote:
Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause

Welcome to the Order! You deserved it!

ram27bat


You're a member? Crap one less victim off my list!

d'oh!
csgamecock Offline
#361 Posted: Mon, Jun 17 2013, 10:27 PM EST
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SMGBobbyScott wrote:
BTW, the C O C K has grown a now well known mustache since most of you have seen it. For more details, all you need do is check out ZRX's profile pic or the subject picture. PRICELESS!

Herfing



You need to stop staring at my junk and pay attention.... That's not my mustache, that one belongs to shovelgirl's mustache contest!
My mustache was green and its in the protective custody of my vet lmao....... Along with the cigar I'm holding in the pic.
ZRX1200 Offline
#362 Posted: Mon, Jun 17 2013, 10:47 PM EST
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I'm a cbid historical curator.


Bobby remember it was in my mouth first.
SMGBobbyScott Offline
#363 Posted: Mon, Jun 17 2013, 10:51 PM EST
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csgamecock wrote:
You need to stop staring at my junk and pay attention.... That's not my mustache, that one belongs to shovelgirl's mustache contest!
My mustache was green and its in the protective custody of my vet lmao....... Along with the cigar I'm holding in the pic.


Fine,...but two things. First, I spend limited amounts of time looking at the pic...hence the mistake. Second, anyone looking at this thing out of context and getting it from you would have made the same connection.

So there poser boy!

Shame on you
SMGBobbyScott Offline
#364 Posted: Thu, Jun 20 2013, 9:46 AM EST
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The C O C K is on the move again...this time up North to hopefully cooler temps. It's feeling a little historical this time having visited its namesake and come so close to all this Civil War History it felt a need to visit another significant Civil War era town.

More to follow I'm sure...

Think
mikey1597 Offline
#365 Posted: Thu, Jun 20 2013, 10:03 AM EST
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I dont remember hearing of Weinersville in the Civil War.
Bur Offline
#366 Posted: Thu, Jun 20 2013, 5:37 PM EST
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SMGBobbyScott wrote:
The C O C K is on the move again...this time up North to hopefully cooler temps. It's feeling a little historical this time having visited its namesake and come so close to all this Civil War History it felt a need to visit another significant Civil War era town.

More to follow I'm sure...

Think


That might be a record amount of time to hold the C O C K.

A bit "quick in the saddle" so to say? Think
csgamecock Offline
#367 Posted: Thu, Jun 20 2013, 7:18 PM EST
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Apparently Bobby is always "quick on the draw"
SMGBobbyScott Offline
#368 Posted: Fri, Jun 21 2013, 10:39 AM EST
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Sorry, that thing has been IN more places than a $5 whore...didn't want it in my house any longer than absolutely necessary!
Bur Offline
#369 Posted: Fri, Jun 21 2013, 9:41 PM EST
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SMGBobbyScott wrote:
Sorry, that thing has been IN more places than a $5 whore...didn't want it in my house any longer than absolutely necessary!


LOL

I kept it in the garage coolerdor! I have impressionable kids and pets....
SMGBobbyScott Offline
#370 Posted: Fri, Jun 21 2013, 10:33 PM EST
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Bur wrote:
LOL

I kept it in the garage coolerdor! I have impressionable kids and pets....


You are just lucky it had already been to your abode...you were the 1st person I thought of...

ram27bat Brick wall
Bur Offline
#371 Posted: Sat, Jun 22 2013, 12:15 PM EST
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And you were high on my list, but I had a feeling SC would get it to you, or another nearby BOTL that then would get it to you...he he

AND besides the nuking that Blake just put on my house, I won some underbids a while ago with a 5er of FCs, so if you want more....
grrrrr609 Offline
#372 Posted: Mon, Jun 24 2013, 10:53 PM EST
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Hmmmmmm a mysterious package landed on me today. I was initially confused but it came to me that I had come across a thread about it or some jizz.

Will have to read up on this and have it back out in a couple of days. Will update later.
SMGBobbyScott Offline
#373 Posted: Mon, Jun 24 2013, 10:57 PM EST
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Whistle

csgamecock Offline
#374 Posted: Fri, Jul 5 2013, 5:48 PM EST
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Grrrrr!!!!!!!!!!! Let the C O C K GO BROTHER!!!!!!!

LOL. Just kidding , hell I had it way longer than this Herfing
Abrignac Offline
#375 Posted: Sun, Aug 4 2013, 6:11 PM EST
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Who got's da pole?
JoePepin Offline
#376 Posted: Mon, Aug 5 2013, 11:24 AM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
Who got's da pole?



Yeah let's keep the fighting johnson moving!
Abrignac Offline
#377 Posted: Wed, Aug 7 2013, 11:36 AM EST
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Looks like this thing has run it's course. It was fun while it lasted. Whoever has it please pack it up and send it back my way.
grrrrr609 Offline
#378 Posted: Wed, Aug 7 2013, 12:19 PM EST
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It flew today to its next destination. Can post dc# later.
Bur Offline
#379 Posted: Wed, Aug 7 2013, 2:30 PM EST
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So yuo're low? Better get over to all the N00B boards and let the fella's know.
illinichaser Offline
#380 Posted: Fri, Aug 9 2013, 4:27 PM EST
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Well, no need to post DC #, this has found its way to its destination. . .

Dave passed me the c0ck. He decided that wasn't enough though, and laid some pipe on me as well (Didn't know I could get DP in this thing. . . )


Dave owed me some poker winnings, so he sent those along with a new cobb pipe and some fine tobacco choices to use with said pipe.

Thanks Dave.

And now its time for this thing to head home to its maker, so if someone would be so kind as to send me Anthony's address. . .


Bur Offline
#381 Posted: Fri, Aug 9 2013, 11:58 PM EST
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GRRRR's a real azzhat that way. No wonder he's always LLOOWW!

Welcome to the Order! Sure you are glad to be a member. Frying pan
cacman Offline
#382 Posted: Sat, Aug 10 2013, 4:28 AM EST
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Shame to see it come to a premature end. Was interesting to watch. Shame it couldn't make the big 10-pages.
Abrignac Offline
#383 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2013, 7:29 PM EST
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illinichaser sent me some C O C K today. My boy has made his way back home.

I really enjoyed reading the endearing notes that were written. It seems that someone also got tea bagged.

He and I had a little man to man talk. He said he is happy to be home after such a long and tiring journey. But, he also mentioned that he really enjoyed meeting such a wonderful group of people.

I hope he doesn't get bored here at home and run away.....
Bur Offline
#384 Posted: Sat, Aug 17 2013, 12:30 AM EST
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Now that he's seen the world, ya think he's ready for the sin and debauchery of Louisiana? I know someone down there deserving of joining the Order!

Isn't the C O C K wearing "protection" by now? If not, he likely needs some shots anyway.

Whistle
Abrignac Offline
#385 Posted: Mon, Nov 4 2019, 11:02 AM EST
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Z don’t you have the c o c k?
ZRX1200 Offline
#386 Posted: Mon, Nov 4 2019, 11:39 AM EST
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No! I posted a review before I passed it on
Abrignac Offline
#387 Posted: Tue, Nov 5 2019, 1:32 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
No! I posted a review before I passed it on


Any idea who has it? I thought I sent it to you for safe keeping when I liquidated my collection a few years back.
ZRX1200 Offline
#388 Posted: Tue, Nov 5 2019, 11:25 PM EST
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Did you not read your own post in 383?!!

LMAO I went 4 pages back to read through you azzwhole!
shovelgrrrl Offline
#389 Posted: Mon, Nov 11 2019, 10:26 AM EST
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Imagine my disappointment when I realized that this thread wasn't as advertised...
DrafterX Offline
#390 Posted: Mon, Nov 11 2019, 11:18 AM EST
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Imagine Jade's disappointment... Mellow
Abrignac Offline
#391 Posted: Mon, Nov 11 2019, 12:28 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Did you not read your own post in 383?!!

LMAO I went 4 pages back to read through you azzwhole!


I thought I sent it back to you for safe keeping. Knowing how much you love c o c k I assumed it would stay warm with you.
Abrignac Offline
#392 Posted: Mon, Nov 11 2019, 2:02 PM EST
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Call off the search party. I’ve found him.
izonfire Offline
#393 Posted: Mon, Nov 11 2019, 6:27 PM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
Call off the search party. I’ve found him.

Reveal party?
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