I enjoy some good trash talking.
My trash is out today due to the Holiday too.
Next week will go back to Tuesday and all will be right with the world.
As long as I have the mic, I'd like to share a trash story from my youth.
My father decided to give me the chore of taking out the barrels and bringing them back inside when I was 8.
Wednesday was pick up day so the trash went out Tuesday evening, seemed simple enough.
He went over the logistics and then asked me to recite the days of the week.
I replied as one would expect, only to learn the new names that have stuck with me for 60 years and counting...
Sunday, Monday, Barrels Out, Barrels In, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.