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201. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Sun, 5/31/2020, 10:03AM EST
victor809 wrote:
WTF is a rod guard?


A condom.
202. Author: McdanielsamuelDate: Sun, 5/31/2020, 10:05AM EST
I think it is $100 bills that you wrap around your tie rod to make them more expensive.
203. Author: victor809Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 10:31AM EST
Smart asses
204. Author: teedubbyaDate: Sun, 5/31/2020, 10:38AM EST
Never too safe.
205. Author: rfenstDate: Sun, 5/31/2020, 11:10AM EST
victor809 wrote:
WTF is a tie rod guard?

Never mind. Just get some!


206. Author: izonfireDate: Sun, 5/31/2020, 11:12AM EST
And just bolt it on when you’re feeling unprotected...
207. Author: tonygrazDate: Sun, 5/31/2020, 11:29AM EST
I had a few - they kept my ties from getting dusty.
208. Author: NumismaniacDate: Sun, 5/31/2020, 11:54AM EST
Always being bad!


No control, I tell ya, no control!


OH, G'day to all, still busy with 3 youngn's and they need constant watching, so I'm gonna be resting up after they leave and making up for some lost time last night.
209. Author: teedubbyaDate: Sun, 5/31/2020, 12:01PM EST
I lost some time last night too
210. Author: izonfireDate: Sun, 5/31/2020, 12:18PM EST
teedubbya wrote:
I lost some time last night too

I found some extra.
Musta been yours...
211. Author: delta1Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 2:09PM EST
Numismaniac wrote:
Always being bad!


No control, I tell ya, no control!


OH, G'day to all, still busy with 3 youngn's and they need constant watching, so I'm gonna be resting up after they leave and making up for some lost time last night.


it's bad enough with just two...exhausting being a grampa...
212. Author: Gene363Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 2:46PM EST
The best ones are imported from Bangkok, Thailand.
213. Author: NumismaniacDate: Sun, 5/31/2020, 3:28PM EST
delta1 wrote:
it's bad enough with just two...exhausting being a grampa...



Quite true, it's exhausting just being ME!


HA
214. Author: NumismaniacDate: Sun, 5/31/2020, 3:30PM EST
teedubbya wrote:
I lost some time last night too



Sadly, I can never get that back as well as what I had planned on doing! I have few enough pleasures in life as is!


Grandkids do keep me young, though. SO at least there's that for a reminder, hehe.
215. Author: danmdevriesDate: Sun, 5/31/2020, 4:56PM EST
Slept well today too. Solid 6 hours.

Back to work.
216. Author: JadeRoseDate: Sun, 5/31/2020, 5:54PM EST
MACS wrote:
Jeezus H flippin Christ almighty... When Jade and Bucky are the God dang voice of reason, where the hell are we?

How the freakin' bejeezbus did I forget the gat damn Tie Rod guards!?!?

Fine. When you'ze rite you'ze rite. Tie Rod Guards. I stand fixated.





There ya go. It was touch and go there for a bit but I had faith you'd see the error of your ways
217. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Sun, 5/31/2020, 6:31PM EST
No sporting events to watch.
Can't watch the news.
Don't feel like burning down a business.

That leaves NASCAR?

............. Geeze what is wrong with me?

I need to change my priorities. Where's that gas can?
218. Author: izonfireDate: Sun, 5/31/2020, 6:34PM EST
8trackdisco wrote:
No sporting events to watch.
Can't watch the news.
Don't feel like burning down a business.

That leaves NASCAR?

............. Geeze what is wrong with me?

I need to change my priorities. Where's that gas can?

I’m headed down to IL in a few days.
You should join me.
We could burn West Dundee to the ground.
A cop was mean to me there once...
219. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Sun, 5/31/2020, 6:45PM EST
izonfire wrote:
I’m headed down to IL in a few days.
You should join me.
We could burn West Dundee to the ground.
A cop was mean to me there once...


Your pro-East Dundee bias is showing.
There is a McDonald's closer by. Will consider that instead.
They are likely a cover for a big Irish multi-nation corporation. They burned a burger once so...
220. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Sun, 5/31/2020, 6:46PM EST
Sour dough crackers and port wine cheese.
221. Author: izonfireDate: Sun, 5/31/2020, 6:54PM EST
8trackdisco wrote:
Your pro-East Dundee bias is showing.
There is a McDonald's closer by. Will consider that instead.
They are likely a cover for a big Irish multi-nation corporation. They burned a bigger once so...

Don’t get me wrong.
I’m anti-Illinois.
We could burn it all down...
222. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Sun, 5/31/2020, 7:34PM EST
izonfire wrote:
Don’t get me wrong.
I’m anti-Illinois.
We could burn it all down...


Chicagoan's a doing a heck of a job thinning their own herd.

https://heyjackass.com

May to Date
Shot & Killed: 70
Shot & Wounded: 292
Total Shot: 362
Total Homicides: 72
Chicago Crime 2020
Shortlink

Last Week’s Totals (5/24 – 5/30)
Shot & Killed: 21
Shot & Wounded: 88
Total Shot: 109
Total Homicides: 24
Chicago Crime 2020
Shortlink

Year to Date
Shot & Killed: 211
Shot & Wounded: 922
Total Shot: 1133
Total Homicides: 234

It was just a week or two ago we were told peaceful protests were irresponsible, posed “unacceptable health risks” and could kill thousands as a result. Rioting must have natural herd immunity. CWBChicago has photos of Saturday’s stupidity.

4:00p Riot Tally*: 17 killed, 35 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 10 killed, 45 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 4 killed, 30 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 8 killed, 30 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 10 killed, 31 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 5 killed, 33 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 4 killed, 30 wounded

2020 Race of Victim/Assailant
Race Victim Assailant
Black 116 17
Hispanic 33 4
White/Other 8 2
Police - 3
Self Defense - 3


223. Author: rfenstDate: Sun, 5/31/2020, 7:37PM EST
Bean and cheese nachos.
To be followed by the fresh, still warm raspberry pie (my wife made for me) with vanilla Haagen Daz.
224. Author: victor809Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 9:04PM EST
Anyone ever notice 8tracks always the worst offender for politicizing the 500?
225. Author: BuckyB93Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 9:29PM EST
izonfire wrote:
Don’t get me wrong.
I’m anti-Illinois.
We could burn it all down...


Would Gary Indiana be off limits? We could start there for practice then move west into IL. Then again I don't think anyone would notice if Gary disappeared.
226. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Sun, 5/31/2020, 9:37PM EST
victor809 wrote:
Anyone ever notice 8tracks always the worst offender for politicizing the 500?


This time, yes. I had a relapse.

I’m in treatment.
227. Author: teedubbyaDate: Sun, 5/31/2020, 10:01PM EST
You have a prolapse?
228. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Sun, 5/31/2020, 10:05PM EST
teedubbya wrote:
You have a prolapse?


Yes, an out through the in door.

Or is it an on the out door.
229. Author: MACSDate: Sun, 5/31/2020, 10:26PM EST
Evening dudes...
230. Author: teedubbyaDate: Sun, 5/31/2020, 10:28PM EST
Right on cue.
231. Author: izonfireDate: Sun, 5/31/2020, 10:41PM EST
BuckyB93 wrote:
Would Gary Indiana be off limits? We could start there for practice then move west into IL. Then again I don't think anyone would notice if Gary disappeared.

I thought Gary Indiana burned down years ago.
Ya mean it’s always looked like that??
232. Author: izonfireDate: Sun, 5/31/2020, 10:47PM EST
teedubbya wrote:
You have a prolapse?

Did you know Diana Ross had one?
Who knew the lyrics to this song were in reference to her flopped out pu$$y...

I said upside down
You're turning me
You're giving love instinctively
Around and round you're turning me
Upside down
Boy, you turn me
Inside out
And 'round and 'round
Upside down
Boy, you turn me
Inside out
And 'round and 'round
Instinctively you give to me
The love that I need
I cherish the moments with you
Respectfully I say to thee
I'm aware that you're cheating
When no one makes me feel like you do
Upside down
Boy, you turn me
Inside out
And 'round and 'round
Upside down
Boy, you turn me
Inside out
And 'round and 'round
I know you got charm and appeal
You always play the field
I'm crazy to think you all mine
As long as the sun continues to shine
There's a place in my heart for you
That's the bottom line
Upside down
Boy, you turn me
Inside out
And 'round and 'round
Upside…
233. Author: danmdevriesDate: Mon, 6/1/2020, 1:11AM EST
BuckyB93 wrote:
Would Gary Indiana be off limits? We could start there for practice then move west into IL. Then again I don't think anyone would notice if Gary disappeared.


They were burning Gary and Merrillville and Hammond today.

Blocking traffic on my way to work tonight.
234. Author: danmdevriesDate: Mon, 6/1/2020, 1:20AM EST
Welcome back to Monday fellas
235. Author: Ram27Date: Mon, 6/1/2020, 1:36AM EST
Thanks danm, be safe and enjoy the day, have a good day peeps. 😉
236. Author: PalamaDate: Mon, 6/1/2020, 2:35AM EST
danmdevries wrote:
They were burning Gary and Merrillville and Hammond today.

Blocking traffic on my way to work tonight.


Queuing up Garland Jeffrey’s “Wild in the Streets”. Brick wall
237. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Mon, 6/1/2020, 6:25AM EST
Back on the chain gang.
238. Author: rfenstDate: Mon, 6/1/2020, 6:26AM EST
Up and at 'em, folks.
Nothing planned for today, except to drop of the spare key to the car I traded in a month or two ago. Definitely going to eat more fresh-baked raspberry pie and then a bowl of cereal. Maybe I should eat the cereal first? I don't know. I am confused.
239. Author: deadeyedickDate: Mon, 6/1/2020, 6:27AM EST
Happy Monday folks.

Up at 3:45 cuz I can't sleep. Back in a kinder, gentler hades for the week. Only about 105 range. Crew coming today to tear out the kitchen cabinets this morning.
240. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Mon, 6/1/2020, 6:32AM EST
deadeyedick wrote:
Happy Monday folks.

Up at 3:45 cuz I can't sleep. Back in a kinder, gentler hades for the week. Only about 105 range. Crew coming today to tear out the kitchen cabinets this morning.


Manual labor in 105 heat. Good times.
241. Author: deadeyedickDate: Mon, 6/1/2020, 6:36AM EST
Spent years of my misbegotten summer youth doing construction in 110-115 days. I got this.
242. Author: rfenstDate: Mon, 6/1/2020, 6:47AM EST
deadeyedick wrote:
Happy Monday folks.

Up at 3:45 cuz I can't sleep. Back in a kinder, gentler hades for the week. Only about 105 range. Crew coming today to tear out the kitchen cabinets this morning.

I think you are awake early because you are excited your wife is getting new cabinets in her kitchen.
243. Author: deadeyedickDate: Mon, 6/1/2020, 7:33AM EST
rfenst wrote:
I think you are awake early because you are excited your wife is getting new cabinets in her kitchen.


Umm...... let me think ........ NO!
244. Author: corey sellersDate: Mon, 6/1/2020, 7:43AM EST
Morning gents
245. Author: danmdevriesDate: Mon, 6/1/2020, 7:44AM EST
Tried to get groceries on my way home. Stores closed cuzza riots.

Roads weren't blocked on my way home tho. Some stores including Menards had plywood over windows.

They keep trying to get onto the expressways, on foot...

Looted the Walmart and grocery store by me last night. Lots of other stores next town over.
246. Author: SmokeMonkeyDate: Mon, 6/1/2020, 8:09AM EST
Good morning, y’all
247. Author: danmdevriesDate: Mon, 6/1/2020, 8:14AM EST
Coworker's husband is a local cop, got ran over last night by rioters too.
248. Author: SpeysideDate: Mon, 6/1/2020, 8:16AM EST
Morning all. Done swimming and lifting. May go sailing today if it gets nice enough. If not then landscaping a small area.
249. Author: MACSDate: Mon, 6/1/2020, 8:21AM EST
Mornin' dudes...
250. Author: rfenstDate: Mon, 6/1/2020, 8:26AM EST
MACS wrote:
Mornin' dudes...

Did you get a good night's sleep again?
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