201. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 10:03AM EST | |
victor809 wrote:WTF is a rod guard? A condom. |
202. Author: Mcdanielsamuel | Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 10:05AM EST | |
I think it is $100 bills that you wrap around your tie rod to make them more expensive. |
203. Author: victor809 | Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 10:31AM EST | |
Smart asses |
204. Author: teedubbya | Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 10:38AM EST | |
Never too safe. |
205. Author: rfenst | Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 11:10AM EST | |
victor809 wrote:WTF is a tie rod guard? Never mind. Just get some! |
206. Author: izonfire | Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 11:12AM EST | |
And just bolt it on when you’re feeling unprotected... |
207. Author: tonygraz | Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 11:29AM EST | |
I had a few - they kept my ties from getting dusty. |
208. Author: Numismaniac | Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 11:54AM EST | |
Always being bad!
No control, I tell ya, no control!
OH, G'day to all, still busy with 3 youngn's and they need constant watching, so I'm gonna be resting up after they leave and making up for some lost time last night. |
209. Author: teedubbya | Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 12:01PM EST | |
I lost some time last night too |
210. Author: izonfire | Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 12:18PM EST | |
teedubbya wrote:I lost some time last night too I found some extra. Musta been yours... |
211. Author: delta1 | Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 2:09PM EST | |
Numismaniac wrote:Always being bad!
No control, I tell ya, no control!
OH, G'day to all, still busy with 3 youngn's and they need constant watching, so I'm gonna be resting up after they leave and making up for some lost time last night. it's bad enough with just two...exhausting being a grampa... |
212. Author: Gene363 | Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 2:46PM EST | |
The best ones are imported from Bangkok, Thailand. |
213. Author: Numismaniac | Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 3:28PM EST | |
delta1 wrote:it's bad enough with just two...exhausting being a grampa...
Quite true, it's exhausting just being ME! HA |
214. Author: Numismaniac | Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 3:30PM EST | |
teedubbya wrote:I lost some time last night too Sadly, I can never get that back as well as what I had planned on doing! I have few enough pleasures in life as is! Grandkids do keep me young, though. SO at least there's that for a reminder, hehe. |
215. Author: danmdevries | Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 4:56PM EST | |
Slept well today too. Solid 6 hours.
Back to work. |
216. Author: JadeRose | Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 5:54PM EST | |
MACS wrote:Jeezus H flippin Christ almighty... When Jade and Bucky are the God dang voice of reason, where the hell are we?
How the freakin' bejeezbus did I forget the gat damn Tie Rod guards!?!?
Fine. When you'ze rite you'ze rite. Tie Rod Guards. I stand fixated. There ya go. It was touch and go there for a bit but I had faith you'd see the error of your ways |
217. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 6:31PM EST | |
No sporting events to watch. Can't watch the news. Don't feel like burning down a business.
That leaves NASCAR?
............. Geeze what is wrong with me?
I need to change my priorities. Where's that gas can? |
218. Author: izonfire | Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 6:34PM EST | |
8trackdisco wrote:No sporting events to watch. Can't watch the news. Don't feel like burning down a business.
That leaves NASCAR?
............. Geeze what is wrong with me?
I need to change my priorities. Where's that gas can? I’m headed down to IL in a few days. You should join me. We could burn West Dundee to the ground. A cop was mean to me there once... |
219. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 6:45PM EST | |
izonfire wrote:I’m headed down to IL in a few days. You should join me. We could burn West Dundee to the ground. A cop was mean to me there once... Your pro-East Dundee bias is showing. There is a McDonald's closer by. Will consider that instead. They are likely a cover for a big Irish multi-nation corporation. They burned a burger once so... |
220. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 6:46PM EST | |
Sour dough crackers and port wine cheese. |
221. Author: izonfire | Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 6:54PM EST | |
8trackdisco wrote:Your pro-East Dundee bias is showing. There is a McDonald's closer by. Will consider that instead. They are likely a cover for a big Irish multi-nation corporation. They burned a bigger once so... Don’t get me wrong. I’m anti-Illinois. We could burn it all down... |
222. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 7:34PM EST | |
izonfire wrote:Don’t get me wrong. I’m anti-Illinois. We could burn it all down... Chicagoan's a doing a heck of a job thinning their own herd. https://heyjackass.com May to Date Shot & Killed: 70 Shot & Wounded: 292 Total Shot: 362 Total Homicides: 72 Chicago Crime 2020 Shortlink Last Week’s Totals (5/24 – 5/30) Shot & Killed: 21 Shot & Wounded: 88 Total Shot: 109 Total Homicides: 24 Chicago Crime 2020 Shortlink Year to Date Shot & Killed: 211 Shot & Wounded: 922 Total Shot: 1133 Total Homicides: 234 It was just a week or two ago we were told peaceful protests were irresponsible, posed “unacceptable health risks” and could kill thousands as a result. Rioting must have natural herd immunity. CWBChicago has photos of Saturday’s stupidity. 4:00p Riot Tally*: 17 killed, 35 wounded 2019 weekend tally: 10 killed, 45 wounded 2018 weekend tally: 4 killed, 30 wounded 2017 weekend tally: 8 killed, 30 wounded 2016 weekend tally: 10 killed, 31 wounded 2015 weekend tally: 5 killed, 33 wounded 2014 weekend tally: 4 killed, 30 wounded 2020 Race of Victim/Assailant Race Victim Assailant Black 116 17 Hispanic 33 4 White/Other 8 2 Police - 3 Self Defense - 3 |
223. Author: rfenst | Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 7:37PM EST | |
Bean and cheese nachos. To be followed by the fresh, still warm raspberry pie (my wife made for me) with vanilla Haagen Daz. |
224. Author: victor809 | Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 9:04PM EST | |
Anyone ever notice 8tracks always the worst offender for politicizing the 500? |
225. Author: BuckyB93 | Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 9:29PM EST | |
izonfire wrote:Don’t get me wrong. I’m anti-Illinois. We could burn it all down... Would Gary Indiana be off limits? We could start there for practice then move west into IL. Then again I don't think anyone would notice if Gary disappeared. |
226. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 9:37PM EST | |
victor809 wrote:Anyone ever notice 8tracks always the worst offender for politicizing the 500? This time, yes. I had a relapse. I’m in treatment. |
227. Author: teedubbya | Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 10:01PM EST | |
You have a prolapse? |
228. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 10:05PM EST | |
teedubbya wrote:You have a prolapse? Yes, an out through the in door. Or is it an on the out door. |
229. Author: MACS | Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 10:26PM EST | |
Evening dudes... |
230. Author: teedubbya | Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 10:28PM EST | |
Right on cue. |
231. Author: izonfire | Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 10:41PM EST | |
BuckyB93 wrote:Would Gary Indiana be off limits? We could start there for practice then move west into IL. Then again I don't think anyone would notice if Gary disappeared. I thought Gary Indiana burned down years ago. Ya mean it’s always looked like that?? |
232. Author: izonfire | Date: Sun, 5/31/2020, 10:47PM EST | |
teedubbya wrote:You have a prolapse? Did you know Diana Ross had one? Who knew the lyrics to this song were in reference to her flopped out pu$$y... I said upside down You're turning me You're giving love instinctively Around and round you're turning me Upside down Boy, you turn me Inside out And 'round and 'round Upside down Boy, you turn me Inside out And 'round and 'round Instinctively you give to me The love that I need I cherish the moments with you Respectfully I say to thee I'm aware that you're cheating When no one makes me feel like you do Upside down Boy, you turn me Inside out And 'round and 'round Upside down Boy, you turn me Inside out And 'round and 'round I know you got charm and appeal You always play the field I'm crazy to think you all mine As long as the sun continues to shine There's a place in my heart for you That's the bottom line Upside down Boy, you turn me Inside out And 'round and 'round Upside… |
233. Author: danmdevries | Date: Mon, 6/1/2020, 1:11AM EST | |
BuckyB93 wrote:Would Gary Indiana be off limits? We could start there for practice then move west into IL. Then again I don't think anyone would notice if Gary disappeared. They were burning Gary and Merrillville and Hammond today. Blocking traffic on my way to work tonight. |
234. Author: danmdevries | Date: Mon, 6/1/2020, 1:20AM EST | |
Welcome back to Monday fellas |
235. Author: Ram27 | Date: Mon, 6/1/2020, 1:36AM EST | |
Thanks danm, be safe and enjoy the day, have a good day peeps. 😉 |
236. Author: Palama | Date: Mon, 6/1/2020, 2:35AM EST | |
danmdevries wrote:They were burning Gary and Merrillville and Hammond today.
Blocking traffic on my way to work tonight. Queuing up Garland Jeffrey’s “Wild in the Streets”. |
237. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Mon, 6/1/2020, 6:25AM EST | |
Back on the chain gang. |
238. Author: rfenst | Date: Mon, 6/1/2020, 6:26AM EST | |
Up and at 'em, folks. Nothing planned for today, except to drop of the spare key to the car I traded in a month or two ago. Definitely going to eat more fresh-baked raspberry pie and then a bowl of cereal. Maybe I should eat the cereal first? I don't know. I am confused. |
239. Author: deadeyedick | Date: Mon, 6/1/2020, 6:27AM EST | |
Happy Monday folks.
Up at 3:45 cuz I can't sleep. Back in a kinder, gentler hades for the week. Only about 105 range. Crew coming today to tear out the kitchen cabinets this morning. |
240. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Mon, 6/1/2020, 6:32AM EST | |
deadeyedick wrote:Happy Monday folks.
Up at 3:45 cuz I can't sleep. Back in a kinder, gentler hades for the week. Only about 105 range. Crew coming today to tear out the kitchen cabinets this morning. Manual labor in 105 heat. Good times. |
241. Author: deadeyedick | Date: Mon, 6/1/2020, 6:36AM EST | |
Spent years of my misbegotten summer youth doing construction in 110-115 days. I got this. |
242. Author: rfenst | Date: Mon, 6/1/2020, 6:47AM EST | |
deadeyedick wrote:Happy Monday folks.
Up at 3:45 cuz I can't sleep. Back in a kinder, gentler hades for the week. Only about 105 range. Crew coming today to tear out the kitchen cabinets this morning. I think you are awake early because you are excited your wife is getting new cabinets in her kitchen. |
243. Author: deadeyedick | Date: Mon, 6/1/2020, 7:33AM EST | |
rfenst wrote:I think you are awake early because you are excited your wife is getting new cabinets in her kitchen. Umm...... let me think ........ NO! |
244. Author: corey sellers | Date: Mon, 6/1/2020, 7:43AM EST | |
Morning gents |
245. Author: danmdevries | Date: Mon, 6/1/2020, 7:44AM EST | |
Tried to get groceries on my way home. Stores closed cuzza riots.
Roads weren't blocked on my way home tho. Some stores including Menards had plywood over windows.
They keep trying to get onto the expressways, on foot...
Looted the Walmart and grocery store by me last night. Lots of other stores next town over. |
246. Author: SmokeMonkey | Date: Mon, 6/1/2020, 8:09AM EST | |
Good morning, y’all |
247. Author: danmdevries | Date: Mon, 6/1/2020, 8:14AM EST | |
Coworker's husband is a local cop, got ran over last night by rioters too. |
248. Author: Speyside | Date: Mon, 6/1/2020, 8:16AM EST | |
Morning all. Done swimming and lifting. May go sailing today if it gets nice enough. If not then landscaping a small area. |
249. Author: MACS | Date: Mon, 6/1/2020, 8:21AM EST | |
Mornin' dudes... |
250. Author: rfenst | Date: Mon, 6/1/2020, 8:26AM EST | |
MACS wrote:Mornin' dudes... Did you get a good night's sleep again? |