601. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Thu, 10/20/2022, 6:34PM EST | |
CelticBomber wrote:You cannot spot an elephant hiding in a tree because they are really good at it. Pics or it didn't happen |
602. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Thu, 10/20/2022, 8:49PM EST | |
The 26th Amendment (passed and ratified in 1971) prevents states from setting a voting age higher than 18.
Had no idea 18-20 year olds mostly couldn’t vote for the person that could send them off to war.
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603. Author: HockeyDad | Date: Thu, 10/20/2022, 9:09PM EST | |
They still can’t have a beer before going off to the war. |
604. Author: RobertHively | Date: Thu, 10/20/2022, 9:47PM EST | |
Knowledge Recently Acquired:
This is the new "masturba post" thread |
605. Author: Mike3316 | Date: Thu, 10/20/2022, 11:02PM EST | |
HockeyDad wrote:They still can’t have a beer before going off to the war. That was the rationale for LOWERING the drinking age to 18 - back in the day. Kids would return from war 2-3 yrs after getting drafted and couldnt buy a beer. |
606. Author: rfenst | Date: Fri, 10/21/2022, 2:04AM EST | |
HockeyDad wrote:They still can’t have a beer before going off to the war. I have truly pondered that irony for years- and finally reached the conclusion that the two are simply unrelated. HOLLY CHIT!!!... This just remembered me about signing up for Selective Service 42 years ago (1979) at the post office-on my birthday. It was the thing to do back then- though I was still in the first semester of my senior year of high school and also planned to go to college. |
607. Author: deadeyedick | Date: Sat, 10/22/2022, 10:44AM EST | |
It turns out that danm isn't the only one with swollen nuts.
https://www.cartalk.com/blogs/dear-car-talk/swollen-lug-nuts-are-driving-tim-nuts |
608. Author: BuckyB93 | Date: Sat, 10/22/2022, 11:06AM EST | |
deadeyedick wrote:It turns out that danm isn't the only one with swollen nuts.
https://www.cartalk.com/blogs/dear-car-talk/swollen-lug-nuts-are-driving-tim-nuts Use to listen to Click and Clack most every Sunday back in the late 90's early 2000's when they still did the show. Fond memories... There was a guy that I worked with that had a big garage in back of the house with a mini machine shop, overhead crane, and every tool that you can imagine. Anytime my vehicle needed routine maintenance (brakes, oil change, ball joints, tie rod guard lubrication) I would take it to his house. If I franked it up or ran into a snag (seized bolt, stripped bolt, snapped off a wizzy wig thinga do hickey) he could fix it. He was a mechanical wizard and an awesome machinist. We'd sit around eating doughnuts, drinking coffee, shoot the $hit and listen to Click and Clack. |
609. Author: DrafterX | Date: Sat, 10/22/2022, 11:06AM EST | |
had that issue with one of my nuts on da golf car... skin came off and stuff.... wasn't pretty... |
610. Author: BuckyB93 | Date: Sat, 10/22/2022, 11:08AM EST | |
Maybe try some lube next time. Ripping the skin off of your nuts is probably rather painful. |
611. Author: Palama | Date: Sat, 10/22/2022, 2:34PM EST | |
X is tough. He said it wasn't pretty, not that it hurt. |
612. Author: DrMaddVibe | Date: Sat, 10/22/2022, 2:39PM EST | |
Put some Windex on it and walk it off. It'll grow back. |
613. Author: HockeyDad | Date: Sat, 10/22/2022, 7:32PM EST | |
Mercurochrome |
614. Author: DrMaddVibe | Date: Sat, 10/22/2022, 7:34PM EST | |
Guess who was boosted on Sept. 22 and came down with Covid?
The CDC Director!
https://tinyurl.com/3p39d9fw
Who knew? |
615. Author: dkeage | Date: Sat, 10/22/2022, 7:35PM EST | |
HockeyDad wrote:Mercurochrome MONKEY BLOOD!!!🦧 |
616. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Tue, 10/25/2022, 7:07PM EST | |
In the song Devil Went Down to Georgia, Charlie Daniels himself fiddled both the Devil and Johnny parts in the song. |
617. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Tue, 10/25/2022, 7:30PM EST | |
I think I knew that. Maybe just assumed that |
618. Author: deadeyedick | Date: Wed, 10/26/2022, 6:59AM EST | |
Saw him do it. |
619. Author: dkeage | Date: Wed, 10/26/2022, 8:02AM EST | |
deadeyedick wrote:Saw him do it. Same |
620. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Wed, 10/26/2022, 9:04PM EST | |
In Leave It To Beaver, part of Ward’s background is he was in the SeaBees in the South Pacific. Being they weren’t organized until 1942, and season 1 was 1957 and Wally is 13, the math works. |
621. Author: MACS | Date: Thu, 10/27/2022, 5:38AM EST | |
8trackdisco wrote:In Leave It To Beaver, part of Ward’s background is he was in the SeaBees in the South Pacific. Being they weren’t organized until 1942, and season 1 was 1957 and Wally is 13, the math works. So you're saying he was a little hard on the beaver before deployment? |
622. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Thu, 10/27/2022, 7:11AM EST | |
MACS wrote:So you're saying he was a little hard on the beaver before deployment? Yep. A beaver stuffer. |
623. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Thu, 10/27/2022, 5:05PM EST | |
It takes approximately 26 aluminum cans to make a pound. |
624. Author: deadeyedick | Date: Wed, 11/2/2022, 5:23PM EST | |
The new Mustang EV already outsells the regular Mustang. Ford is expected to offer only one more updated version of the gas Mustang in 2023. SOB ya better hurry iffn ya want a new one. |
625. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Wed, 11/2/2022, 10:27PM EST | |
I'm a savin'!
On the bright side, the model I'm looking for isn't made any more. Just have to hope it doesn't go all collectible |
626. Author: MACS | Date: Thu, 11/3/2022, 7:44AM EST | |
Sunoverbeach wrote:I'm a savin'!
On the bright side, the model I'm looking for isn't made any more. Just have to hope it doesn't go all collectible My neighbor is selling his GT500... 2014. |
627. Author: CelticBomber | Date: Thu, 11/3/2022, 9:10AM EST | |
Polar bears have black skin. And actually, their fur isn’t white—it’s see-through, so it appears white as it reflects light.
The dog ate John Steinbeck’s homework—literally. The author’s pup chewed up an early version of Of Mice and Men. “I was pretty mad, but the poor fellow may have been acting critically,” he wrote. |
628. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Thu, 11/3/2022, 9:29AM EST | |
MACS wrote:My neighbor is selling his GT500... 2014. That's my second choice. It's the last model Carroll had a hand in creating, but is going for about the same price as my first choice, the GT350. Neither of which I have the cash for right this second. |
629. Author: deadeyedick | Date: Thu, 11/3/2022, 11:02AM EST | |
Ya can get a newer 2017-18 for around $55-60K.
If you want a real 1966 that will run about $250K or more. |
630. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Thu, 11/3/2022, 6:36PM EST | |
Well there's want and there's want. I'd be thrilled with an original, but can't fathom paying the price of a small house for a car.
A couple more years of budgeting and saving for car the price of a single wide does seem doable though. |
631. Author: BuckyB93 | Date: Sat, 11/5/2022, 12:20AM EST | |
Pomegranate season. Grocery stores here have them coming in by the crate full. I love pomegranates but I always make a mess to get at the fruit... until I learned the way to do it right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gyFM1Y8tqY
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632. Author: deadeyedick | Date: Sat, 11/5/2022, 7:22AM EST | |
Pretty common tree in AZ. We used to steal them from a farmer's front yard when I was a kid. One day he caught us and said we could have all we wanted. Killed the fun. We never went back. |
633. Author: delta1 | Date: Tue, 11/8/2022, 9:29PM EST | |
8trackdisco wrote:In the song Devil Went Down to Georgia, Charlie Daniels himself fiddled both the Devil and Johnny parts in the song. Daniels must be some kinda macho to convince the Devil and Johnny to let him fiddle with their parts at the same time... |
634. Author: Gene363 | Date: Tue, 11/8/2022, 9:57PM EST | |
CelticBomber wrote:There are more collect calls on Father’s Day than any other day of the year. Sad. Funny, in my family, I got yelled at for wanting to pay at a restaurant, it was like I was committing a crime, same for the inlaws. Of course, that just made me more determined to pay. Growing up our sons have paid for restaurant meals many times, I'm proud of their independence and would never want to undermine it by insisting I pay. Hint, if you want the bill to come to you, let the server know you're the best tipper, argument settled. |
635. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Tue, 11/8/2022, 11:46PM EST | |
I like finding new and creative ways to get the check first. Bathroom breaks are a good cover. Those pay at the table tablets were awesome for at least 3 visits before the FIL caught me. |
636. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Thu, 11/10/2022, 8:45PM EST | |
Harrison Ford wasn’t the first choice to play Indiana Jones. Tom Selleck was. |
637. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Thu, 11/10/2022, 10:00PM EST | |
In related Ford career news, both Al Pacino and Burt Reynolds were considered for Han Solo originally |
638. Author: frankj1 | Date: Fri, 11/11/2022, 10:28PM EST | |
took the granddaughter to a science show/entertainer today. I learned that there is no such thing as suction, doesn't exist!
What we presume is the act of suctioning is actually air pushing from behind or above pushing objects we think are being suctioned...as into a vacuum.
Take a glass bowl, place a flammable object in it. Light the object on fire and put a ball over the opening of the bowl. When the fire consumes all of the air in the bowl, the air above the ball pushes it iinto the bowl, it is not sucked in.
The guy was better at this than me.
and he ruined certain sex acts. |
639. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Fri, 11/11/2022, 10:37PM EST | |
frankj1 wrote:and he ruined certain sex acts. Disagree. He can explain it six ways from Sunday iffin he chooses, but it still feels great |
640. Author: frankj1 | Date: Fri, 11/11/2022, 10:40PM EST | |
I'll let ya know |
641. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Fri, 11/11/2022, 11:24PM EST | |
No need. Hypothesis has already been tested |
642. Author: Burner02 | Date: Mon, 11/14/2022, 7:11AM EST | |
No matter what goes wrong, there is always somebody who knew it would. |
643. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Mon, 11/14/2022, 3:33PM EST | |
After it's gone wrong, many more will claim they knew it would |
644. Author: Stogie1020 | Date: Mon, 11/14/2022, 6:41PM EST | |
Fish should never be cooked/reheated in the office kitchen microwave... |
645. Author: frankj1 | Date: Mon, 11/14/2022, 7:06PM EST | |
Stogie1020 wrote:Fish should never be cooked/reheated in the office kitchen microwave... the Eleventh Commandment |
646. Author: BuckyB93 | Date: Mon, 11/14/2022, 7:34PM EST | |
Stogie1020 wrote:Fish should never be cooked/reheated in the office kitchen microwave... This classifies as common knowledge - not recently acquired knowledge. Fish is yucky. It tastes and smells like... fish. I love fishing, but my taste buds don't like eating them. |
647. Author: MACS | Date: Mon, 11/14/2022, 7:53PM EST | |
^^Weirdo.
Salmon, grouper, tuna, scallops, crab, lobster, clams, cod, halibut, mahi... octopus... shrimp... squid... full send. I'll eat all of it. |
648. Author: MACS | Date: Mon, 11/14/2022, 7:54PM EST | |
Mmmmmm clam cakes and stuffed quahogs. |
649. Author: dkeage | Date: Mon, 11/14/2022, 7:57PM EST | |
MACS wrote:^^Weirdo.
Salmon, grouper, tuna, scallops, crab, lobster, clams, cod, halibut, mahi... octopus... shrimp... squid... full send. I'll eat all of it. You’re on the gulf coast now. Go catch and eat some speckled trout and red drum. Thank me after Head to the keys and eat a fried conch sammich |
650. Author: MACS | Date: Mon, 11/14/2022, 7:58PM EST | |
dkeage wrote:You’re on the gulf coast now. Go catch and eat some speckled trout and red drum. Thank me after
Head to the keys and eat a fried conch sammich Specks are on the list. Need to get into the St John and catch me some... but they're little. I wanna catch big fish. |