I just scratched my sunburned ass. In five minutes, I be drinking some water.
Then I'm going to brush my teeth. After that, I'll take my vitamins and go bed. I'll try to go to sleep right away, but I might toss and turn a bit. I'll probably get up and use the bathroom in the middle of the night, but then fall back asleep. I'll start sleeping on my right.... no... no, mu LEFT side and then switch sides because I don't sleep on my back much. The dog will get up and shake once, waking us, but ehn we'll fall back asleep. When we..............
(putting loaded pistol on mouth)
Guess I should really open a Twatter account.