This aint easy 😞

I typed this NOT using Droid...much easier.

Sent from my iPhone.

I use phones for, um... you know... phone calls and stuff.

Sorry, but talking to you asshats is not so important to me that I have to do it when I am away from the computer.

Where DID I put that sports illustrated?

Then I'm going to brush my teeth. After that, I'll take my vitamins and go bed. I'll try to go to sleep right away, but I might toss and turn a bit. I'll probably get up and use the bathroom in the middle of the night, but then fall back asleep. I'll start sleeping on my right.... no... no, mu LEFT side and then switch sides because I don't sleep on my back much. The dog will get up and shake once, waking us, but ehn we'll fall back asleep. When we..............

(putting loaded pistol on mouth)

Guess I should really open a Twatter account.

Is that a porno equivalent of twitter?

I mean, vulgar.

Speaking of which, scratching ass, sipping a little Ron Zacapa at the pc, heading back to the Stratalounger for more cable movies. Stay tuned.

Goonite, my negros.