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Stinkdyr
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

13 years ago

We should ban life jackets and other flotation devices. They only encourage risky behavior. The only 100% effective way to prevent drowning is total abstinence from going in the water.

And if you do,by chance, find yourself struggling with drowning, then no life-savmg or other procedure or act should be allowed to be administered. You got yourself into this mess; you have to live with the consequences.

You should see drowning as a gift.

You. there with the sunglasses! You're just asking for it.

Also,If you were forcibly pushed into the water, don't worry. It was a legitimate push1ng, your body will find a way to shut out all the water and survive the drowning.

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DrMaddVibe
Herf-A-Holic

13 years ago

The eradication of Common Sense is almost complete.

Resistance is futile!

Mathen
Herf-A-Holic

13 years ago

I see what you did there. 😉

I consider this to be a modest proposal.

DrMaddVibe
Herf-A-Holic

13 years ago

There is NOTHING modest about rape or drowning.

NOTHING!

ITS a PANDEMIC!

DO IT NOW FOR THE CHILDREN...CLEAN AIR...PURE WATER!

rfenst
Herf-A-Holic

13 years ago

There is NOTHING modest about rape or drowning.

NOTHING!

ITS a PANDEMIC!

DO IT NOW FOR THE CHILDREN...CLEAN AIR...PURE WATER!

DrMaddVibe wrote:

Who doesn't want there to be the right to abortion following rape? Just curious (not critical)?

frankj1
Herf-A-Holic

13 years ago

Who doesn't want there to be the right to abortion following rape? Just curious (not critical)?

rfenst wrote:

probably those that believe a woman's body is able to prevent conception following rape. and some others, oddly enough.

wheelrite
Herf-A-Holic

13 years ago

Who doesn't want there to be the right to abortion following rape? Just curious (not critical)?

rfenst wrote:

I don't...

Innocent life no matter who the parents are is precious and should be protected...

Edited by user 13 years ago | Reason: Not specified

HockeyDad
Herf-A-Holic

13 years ago

I'm guessing the fetus would cast a "no abort" vote.

gringococolo
Herf-A-Holic

13 years ago

If a the eukanuba world dog champion bitch was raped by a mutt, I think it would be perfectly fine to rip those puppy fetuses from her uterus.

I'm not sure if Rica would agree.

drywalldog
Herf-A-Holic

13 years ago

#10

My religon forbids abortion, that being said, I would find it hard to practice what I preach if my daughter or wife was the one it happened to.

DrMaddVibe
Herf-A-Holic

13 years ago

#11

Who doesn't want there to be the right to abortion following rape? Just curious (not critical)?

rfenst wrote:

Who doesn't like children?

Who doesn't like clean water?

Who doesn't like pure air?

Just curious (not critical...at all!)

Mathen
Herf-A-Holic

13 years ago

#12

I really don't like children. That's why as soon as my wife and I figured out what caused them, we stopped.

DrMaddVibe
Herf-A-Holic

13 years ago

#13

Children - 0

Mathen - 1

rfenst
Herf-A-Holic

13 years ago

#14

Who doesn't like children?

Who doesn't like clean water?

Who doesn't like pure air?

Just curious (not critical...at all!)

DrMaddVibe wrote:

I think you would be surprised...
Do you believe a raped woman should be permitted the right to elect ab abortion?

DrMaddVibe
Herf-A-Holic

13 years ago

#15

I think you would be surprised...
Do you believe a raped woman should be permitted the right to elect ab abortion?

rfenst wrote:

WGAF about this in an election?

Goober and Mildred?

We're FREAKING BROKE! 16 TRILLION in the hole and you're fretting and wringing your hands about what people's belief system on abortion is?

THIS is a non-issue!

My stance on abortion is IF you want one...PAY FOR IT YOURSELF! I'm not getting one, obviously...so why are MY taxpaying dollars put in a barrel for that?

Brewha
Herf-A-Holic

13 years ago

#16

The only 100% effective way to prevent drowning is total abstinence from going in the water.

Stinkdyr wrote:

Actually, one of the drummers from Spinal Tap drowned in his own vomit.
Close but no FightingCock cigar for you!

Buckwheat
Herf-A-Holic

13 years ago

#17

Who doesn't like children?
Pretty much only my own and that is not a constant thing.

Who doesn't like clean water?
I like beer better.

Who doesn't like pure air?
We all smoke cigars so I guess that is a
NO.

Just curious (not critical...at all!)

DrMaddVibe wrote:

DrMaddVibe
Herf-A-Holic

13 years ago

#18

Children - 0

Mathen - 1

Buckwheat - 1/2

Clean Water - 0

Buckwheat - 1

Clean Air - 0

Buckwheat - 1

victor809
Herf-A-Holic

13 years ago

#19

I'm guessing the fetus would cast a "no abort" vote.

HockeyDad wrote:

There's a reason we don't let those things vote till they hit 18.

Brewha
Herf-A-Holic

13 years ago

#20

I'm guessing the fetus would cast a "no abort" vote.

HockeyDad wrote:

Right – and the sperm would vote no bl0w job. . . .

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