delta1
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Thursday, December 19, 2013 12:27:26 AM
My wife and I are both retiring on 12/31/2013. Any other retired folks here?

Since I'll have some time on my hands, I'm up for hosting a CBid Retards herf at my place in Socal.

Burner02
Thursday, December 19, 2013 12:29:49 AM
You and me. And you owe me some smokes!
ZRX1200
Thursday, December 19, 2013 12:34:32 AM
But you're only 78 years old?!
Bur
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Thursday, December 19, 2013 12:35:07 AM
Completely retired? I'm just partially retarded, and thanks to the RINOs that won't mean nearly as much going forward.

Congrats, now go fishin'

delta1
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Thursday, December 19, 2013 12:38:59 AM

You and me. And you owe me some smokes!

Burner02 wrote:

Come on over and try some of my smoked pork butt!!! deelish...I swear.

delta1
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Thursday, December 19, 2013 12:41:44 AM
It's OK, I'm 60, zrx.

Partial retards are welcome here, Bur.

robertsccr5
Thursday, December 19, 2013 12:46:38 AM
lol I've still got 33 years to go...
opelmanta1900
Thursday, December 19, 2013 12:50:42 AM
I'm a stay at home dad... it's kind of like being retired with a full time job on the side...
Palama
Thursday, December 19, 2013 1:42:14 AM
Congrats to you and the wifey!

Vacation more in Hawaii?

Got too much home renovations to do first before we can retire 😞

Burner02
Thursday, December 19, 2013 2:27:18 AM

I'm a stay at home dad... it's kind of like being retired with a full time job on the side...

opelmanta1900 wrote:

Not even close! (You not retired)

cacman
Thursday, December 19, 2013 3:27:56 AM
Congrats on the retirement!

Smoke a good one bro!

DadZilla3
Thursday, December 19, 2013 4:40:52 AM
I've been a retard since this February. And, as many would argue, retarded for a long time before that.

Congratulations and enjoy each and every day. 🍺

Abrignac
Thursday, December 19, 2013 7:55:53 AM
My out date is 06/05/2016.
Pedros lawn service
Thursday, December 19, 2013 8:11:46 AM
You shouldn't use the word retard. . .

Count your blessings that you are healthy and are able to work and get a retirement. . .

Wheel

JadeRose
Thursday, December 19, 2013 8:19:43 AM

You shouldn't use the word retard. . .

Count your blessings that you are healthy and are able to work and get a retirement. . .

Wheel

Pedros lawn service wrote:

Wrong login, North Mexico.

John hay Cigars
Thursday, December 19, 2013 8:20:12 AM
Pedro = Wheel???
MACS
Thursday, December 19, 2013 8:38:22 AM
Loaded question. Of course i'm retarded. Retired, too... from the Navy.

But it ain't enough to live on, so I'm working a full time job for another 10+ years. If I live that long.

itsawaldo
Thursday, December 19, 2013 8:40:23 AM
sofa king we todd did

I can't retire I don't know how to play golf....

Gene363
Thursday, December 19, 2013 10:49:43 AM

Congratulations! My wife and I have been retired for a little over a year now. I cannot tell you how much happier we are to be retired, it's fantastic!

We have been very lucky, we worked like crazy all our lives and saved for retirement. Two other factors that really helped us, following Dave Ramsey's debt free living and an employer that had 401k like savings program and not a pension plan.

Buckwheat
Thursday, December 19, 2013 10:54:00 AM
Full Retard - Check

Retired - Only from reality and smoking cigars (probably not permanently but the ones I have need a little more age on them before I can dig back into them). 🌫