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DrafterX
Herf-A-Holic

Monday, February 24, 2014 4:00:54 PM

#41

😟

victor809
Herf-A-Holic

Monday, February 24, 2014 4:01:35 PM

#42

TW is Pope Benedict or is that 8Track?

Pork = Victor

(shhh, listen, [gonzo] similar brain wave cadence)

bloody spaniard wrote:

I thought we determined that TW couldn't be Benedict, since he was a bit too crass to be TW?

I may just have to go and create a PorknBeans username now.

victor809
Herf-A-Holic

Monday, February 24, 2014 4:02:31 PM

#43

...and if you reduce Victor's facial features on his cranium - VOILA! PorknBeans!

bloody spaniard wrote:

Are you calling me a ginger???

Mannn... that's out of bounds. You know those gingers have no soul?

banderl
Herf-A-Holic

Monday, February 24, 2014 5:19:02 PM

#44

Are you calling me a ginger???

Mannn... that's out of bounds. You know those gingers have no soul?

victor809 wrote:

And they smell like copper.

PorknBeans
Connoisseur

Monday, February 24, 2014 6:19:47 PM

#45

i thought my tinitus was acting up

DadZilla3
Herf-A-Holic

Monday, February 24, 2014 6:23:47 PM

#46

...and I agree with the Brewsmeisterha. Oh, and don't pick on the boy for minor typos, Dad, like shear/sheer. If I had a nigre for evry mistake I've made.

bloody spaniard wrote:

It wasn't a typo, it was a grammarical error. That ain't the same thing.

But the important point to be made here is, whenever...uh...if we...uh...what was the question again?

JadeRose
Herf-A-Holic

Monday, February 24, 2014 6:51:40 PM

#47

You have misjudged a majority of the members in this Forum.

Do you think anyone cares what YOU think about our posts and retorts?

Do you seriously think anyone anyone will waste their time trying to be "witty" to gain your approval?

Here's a thought:

PM JadeRose for some advice on this topic.

Then, there's a member from Texas, forgot his name at the moment......supposedly has a hot nurse for a wife........anyways, he's sure to be concerned about improving the wittiness of his retorts, so I suggest you contact him as well.

KingoftheCove wrote:

I do not concern myself with such trivial noob matters

JadeRose
Herf-A-Holic

Monday, February 24, 2014 6:53:47 PM

#48

I play a mean meat whistle!

gryphonms wrote:

There...I tossed (slipped) ya a bone.

gryphonms
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

Monday, February 24, 2014 7:14:12 PM

#49

My mistake, I assumed everyone here was capable of a witty retort. Obviously I was wrong.

scompay
Herf-A-Holic

Monday, February 24, 2014 7:19:08 PM

#50

Spaniard,

You said it, and its the only sense you have made today; people were more genuine when they were in character!

I really enjoyed this site back then. The funniest was 3 characters (all the same person) debating with each other.

Bloody, i though all of them were you. You gave up Normous Falani cause it was too obviously you.

victor809
Herf-A-Holic

Monday, February 24, 2014 7:22:46 PM

#51

My mistake, I assumed everyone here was capable of a witty retort. Obviously I was wrong.

gryphonms wrote:

Jade and wheel are of the same school of thought. If they didn't have such a huge crush on each other, I'd have assumed that wheelright was just one of Jade's pseudonyms.

scompay
Herf-A-Holic

Monday, February 24, 2014 7:24:59 PM

#52

My mistake, I assumed everyone here was capable of a witty retort. Obviously I was wrong.

gryphonms wrote:

You have to bear in mind that for some of us going to Mcdonalds is just a ****&giggles fast food joint. For some however, its a formal restaurant, the only place they are comfortable, where cerebral folks are frowned upon.

JadeRose
Herf-A-Holic

Monday, February 24, 2014 7:32:19 PM

#53

Capable? Quite. I do not, however, perform at the command of others. If I wanted that, I'd go give yo Momma some spare change for a handy down at the car wash.