bgz
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Monday, February 27, 2017 7:04:35 PM
For like the 5th time in a row... I wash my car, and it rains the next day.

:/

frankj1
Monday, February 27, 2017 7:17:14 PM
that's enough reason to put you on "supervised sharps"
8trackdisco
Monday, February 27, 2017 7:52:11 PM
My organic asparagus was slightly overlooked this evening.
elRopo
Monday, February 27, 2017 7:55:53 PM
Wash your car in the garage, maybe whoever's making it rain won't notice.
MACS
Monday, February 27, 2017 8:04:51 PM

My organic asparagus was slightly overlooked this evening.

8trackdisco wrote:

Overlooked... ? Like you cooked it, and nobody ate it?

Asparagus makes your pee smell bad. That alone is reason enough to eat it at every opportunity.

frankj1
Monday, February 27, 2017 8:05:35 PM

My organic asparagus was slightly overlooked this evening.

8trackdisco wrote:

did they still make your pee smell funny?

frankj1
Monday, February 27, 2017 8:06:36 PM
the youthful MACS is too quick for me...
jjanecka
Monday, February 27, 2017 9:16:13 PM
I told the servant at the local wing establishment to fetch me bleu cheese dressing and he brings me ranch...
Speyside
Monday, February 27, 2017 9:16:14 PM
OVERLOOKED ASPARAGUS OUTRAGE!
coolbreeze68
Monday, February 27, 2017 9:26:25 PM
I put in a smart thermostat cuz I'm tired of going upstairs to adjust the climate.

Whistlebritches
Monday, February 27, 2017 9:28:14 PM

For like the 5th time in a row... I wash my car, and it rains the next day.

:/

bgz wrote:

Could you come to West Texas and wash your car please?

frankj1
Monday, February 27, 2017 9:39:57 PM
the cleaning people insist on hanging the bath towels folded along the width, not the length.
MACS
Monday, February 27, 2017 9:48:10 PM

the cleaning people insist on hanging the bath towels folded along the width, not the length.

frankj1 wrote:

Talk about irritating.

frankj1
Monday, February 27, 2017 9:53:21 PM

Talk about irritating.

MACS wrote:

I know, right?

elRopo
Monday, February 27, 2017 10:04:53 PM

For like the 5th time in a row... I wash my car, and it rains the next day.

:/

bgz wrote:

Same thing happens when I water the lawn.

jjanecka
Monday, February 27, 2017 10:52:59 PM
When I was in Mumbai I literally was frantically excited about how cheap labor was. We literally paid this guy $3 an hour to drive us around 10 hours every day. Just tipping a dollar or two got the room service guy to fill our room with 10 bottles of water everyday and completely restock all the shampoo, lotion, shaving kits and soap × 3.
bgz
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Monday, February 27, 2017 10:54:58 PM

that's enough reason to put you on "supervised sharps"

frankj1 wrote:

Noted, I'll make sure and stay away from you without a chaperone for a while.

bgz
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Monday, February 27, 2017 10:56:49 PM

I told the servant at the local wing establishment to fetch me bleu cheese dressing and he brings me ranch...

jjanecka wrote:

That's just wrong:/

bgz
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Monday, February 27, 2017 10:59:21 PM

Could you come to West Texas and wash your car please?

Whistlebritches wrote:

I would, but it wouldn't help, it only rains on my ride home then stops.

delta1
Monday, February 27, 2017 11:00:35 PM
The hotel I stayed at had a red carnation, not a rose dammit!!! in a vase on the table...